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General Discussion / Larry's 105th Birthday
« on: September 30, 2007, 07:43:10 PM »
Good evening!  I know it's been forever and an age since I've logged on.  It sure is nice to be back!

I was wondering if anyone was going to be in Philly for Larry's 105th birthday get-together this weekend?

You may have read it in a stooge newsletter, but here's the info:

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Larry Fine's 105th Birthday to be Celebrated

The fan club will hold an "open house" on Sat, Oct 6th to help commemorate Larry Fine's 105th birthday.  The event will take place at the fan club's HQ, "The Stoogeum" in Spring House, PA from 10am to 5pm.

In addition to socializing with other fan club members, some of the activities that we anticipate include film screenings, special presentations in the Stoogeum's theater and other surprises.  Dealer tables will be set up in the lobby so that fans can purchase Stooges memorabilia.

We will also try to get some of Larry's relatives who live in the area to stop by.  And of course, viewing the vast array of Stoogeabilia on display at the Stoogeum will be an integral part of the day.

While there are no formal dinner arrangements as of our press date, it is anticipated that some members will informally gather that evening at a local eatery, or perhaps make the trip to Jon's Bar & Grill (Larry Fine's birthplace) at 606 South 3rd Street in Philadelphia, to continue the celebration.  This of course, is the location of the world-famous "Larry Mural" by David McShane which overlooks the corner of 3rd and South Sts.

The rest of the article is regarding hotel accomodations, but my husband and I plan to be there!  :D  Didn't know if I could expect to see anyone else!

Jen


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Youtube and Google Videos / Re: Gettin' my feet wet with YouTube
« on: October 14, 2006, 05:33:40 PM »
Thanks so much for the encouragement, everyone!  :)  I've added some clips from the movie "M" (another early Lorre classic in German).  Dunrobin, watch Mad Love and enjoy!  :)  It's at the top of the pile as far as B movies go.  Great Lorre psycho moments too!  Plan 9 is excellent too.  I wish I'd recorded it!  Haven't seen Bride of the Monster though.  **lol**  Sounds awesome!

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I highly recommend Mad Love.  I taped it off of TMC this past week and it has quickly become one of my favorites.  I am embarrassed to say that it was my husband (the not-so-big-stooge-fan), not me, who pointed out, "Hey...isn't that the guy you sometimes see with the Three Stooges?"  Sure enough...Ted Healy!!!!

Another excellent aspect of this film is that it stars a very young Peter Lorre, I believe in his American film debut.  I posted a thread in YouTube about this, since I posted a series of clips from Mad Love on YouTube.  In fact, this was my first experience uploading to YouTube.  Here is a clip that shows a bit of Ted Healy. Any feedback would be most welcome!  For some reason my videos didn't sync quite right, which makes me a bit sad:

[youtube=425,350]mwVpiUyPqpQ[/youtube]

Anyhow, I also purchased both the Frankenstein and Dracula Legacy collections, which host a series of great films in each boxed set.  You MUST watch the Spanish version of Dracula, as it was filmed at the exact same time as the English version, only the Spanish cast came at night while the American cast came during the day.  Same props and everything!

Great stuff...


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Youtube and Google Videos / Gettin' my feet wet with YouTube
« on: October 11, 2006, 05:07:12 PM »
This fall I am rekindling my love affair with old, hokey horror movies.

In a fit of pure love and adoration, I opened an account and posted a few clips from two of my favorite movies:  Dracula (1931) and Mad Love (1935).  The second movie is one of Peter Lorre's first American movies (if not the first).  He is young and a bit pudgy...which is the Lorre I love (just like he was in "M").

I'm feeling a bit insecure, however.  For some reason, my beloved clips (perfect in their original forms) somehow did not translate in sync.  The video portion comes just before the audio when I uploaded AVI files.  I hope my babies aren't ruined and people can still enjoy them!  Although it's only been two days somehow I was expecting thousands of people to rate my videos **lol**   :D

Anyhow, my account is ladylove72.  Please feel free to browse and let me know your honest opinions.  I'm enclosing some of my favorite clips:

[youtube=425,350]IqcE3IKlUB8[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]oFCT40g6JxI[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]oyj4SGQJ9HM[/youtube]

Just tryin' to get my feet wet!   8)

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Islipp Classics / Re: The Board You've All Been Waiting For!
« on: September 05, 2006, 06:32:58 PM »
I not sure yet, but I think some new material is going to be coming this way very shortly.
Really?  ;D  Oh my goodness!!  From where??

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General Discussion / Re: The 50 Worst Movies Ever Made DVD
« on: September 04, 2006, 11:04:48 AM »
Hey...I actually liked "Santa Claus vs. the Martians"!!!   :D

I was going to make a comment about how so many movies are made wonderful by Mystery Science Theater 3000, but the synopsis beat me to the punch!

At any rate, I can't believe anything with Bela Lugosi in it would rank down there.  :)  Granted, once Ed Wood got his hands on the poor guy he wasn't exactly cast in stallar roles.  However, the man himself is a legend and genius.  Just a cardboard cut-out of him standing in a movie should elevate it out of the lower 50.  Is there a comprehensive list of all the movies featured on the DVD?

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General Discussion / Re: Three Stooges In 3-D
« on: September 02, 2006, 07:52:04 PM »
I honestly wonder why 3-D didn't catch on more.  I think it's a wonderful special effect!  I must get myself a set of goggles and watch those shorts.  I had forgotten the boys came out with some 3-D'ers.  :D

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General Discussion / Re: The Final (?) Pilsner's Pick
« on: August 28, 2006, 04:56:01 PM »
Pilsner, if you happen to be passing by, please come back.  Your picks are wonderful and your presence is missed.

Please don't leave over a ridiculous disagreement.  That's the fun and wacky world of internet life.  As long as you can still smile and pat each other on the back in a few days, no harm is done and the world moves forward.  Believe me, I've had my share of "having it out" with folks in the past.  It ain't pretty, but it's easily mended.

Please return.  Even if it's just as a member.

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Don't you wish we could turn in a vote of "No Confidence" on Bush and elect someone else? One of the privileges of the parliamentary system.
Wouldn't make any difference.  People disliked Bush even during the last election, but voted for him anyway because he was a "known quantity".

Just goes to show that the average American would rather have the surgeon who botched his surgery re-do it rather than let a new guy take a crack.  "Sure, I know this doctor sucks, but at least I know how MUCH he sucks."

We Americans are weird creatures.

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General Discussion / Re: I'm finished!
« on: August 28, 2006, 01:42:59 PM »
That's very cool, AK!  Someday I hope to do the same.  I have about 100 episodes taped off of TV, but I'll have to start scroungin' the bargain bins looking for others.

I must recommend a Shemp short that I'm particularly fond of:  "His First Flame".  Perhaps you've seen it?  Where he's a fire fighter who marries his rival's girlfriend?  It's amazing!  I got it on a DVD called "Three Stooges: The Early Years".  Good stuff!

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General Discussion / Re: The Final (?) Pilsner's Pick
« on: August 28, 2006, 04:59:58 AM »
The Pilsner Pick section is gone.  :(  What on EARTH is going on??   :-\

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We lost Pilsner Panther. It doesn't matter who was right and who was wrong. He added a lot of character to the site. I'm going to miss Pils. He was a very big part of why I started hanging here in the first place. Along with Rob and Jim, (S#1) I felt very welcome when I started posting here. I hope he re-considers his decision.
I feel a bit out of place for saying this, since I am SO new to the site, but I think everyone's decision was a bit premature. 

There's NO way around it.  No matter how mature, secure, well-grounded an individual you are...no matter how often a topic is revisited, at some point when you talk about religion or politics...or any sensitive subject... you're likely going to lose it.  There may be sixty different posts where you've calmly discussed your beliefs and had excellent point/counter-point discussions with no blood whatsoever.  Often times, it just takes ONE post that rubs someone the completely wrong way and the whole powder-keg of a topic blows out of control.  ONE post, out of a THOUSAND different posts, and we spit off a string of obscenities and insults that would be otherwise UNHEARD OF at any other time.  I know because I've done it, and I've been so sorry of the consequences it brings.

It retrospect, as an objective observer, what I think should have been done was for the topic to be locked and all decisions regarding replacements, etc. put on hold.  Give everyone the chance to cool off without making any decisions whatsoever.  In a week, this whole discussion would have seemed utterly hilarious and everything could have easily slipped back to normal.  As it stands, Pilsner leaves in a puff of smoke and his awesome Pilsner Picks forum freakin' disappears overnight.  Was all of this really necessary?  Over this??  Did he have to be replaced instantly before ALL HELL broke loose on the forum?

I guess what's done is done, and Pilsner has already been substituted less than 24 hours after a mere scuffle...but for future reference I would give people permission to lose their cool once in awhile without drastic consequences.  Because Pilsner was, and is, an excellent member who deserves to be cut some slack.

Sorry for being forward.  Just my two cents.

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Holy FREAKING cow!!!!  What the hell did I miss????  :(

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Islipp Classics / Re: Email Exchange: Slipp Bribes Metaldams
« on: August 24, 2006, 06:04:11 PM »
Holy freakin' cow, that was surreal!!  Yikes!

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General Discussion / Re: BAD JOKE OF THE DAY
« on: August 24, 2006, 05:57:06 PM »
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits in stunned silence--shocked at this uncharacteristic display of emotion--nervously watching as the President sits slumped in his chair with his head in his hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

 [pound]

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General Discussion / Re: Welcome to the "new" Amerika
« on: August 23, 2006, 04:58:58 AM »
Actually, Dunrobin, I think you've hit it on the head.  As I had suggested in my opinion about the London Airplane terror "plot", I also believe the president is an enabler.  I don't believe he's familiar with, or bothers to investigate, the cozy nest that folks can take advantage of under the blanket of "Homeland Security".  Heck, the guy can't even foresee the consequences of his own actions, much less those who take advantage of his lack of foresight.

I've been in the military for several years, and I love it.  But I've even seen the crustiest, most conservative Master Sergeant kind of sigh and shake their head in disbelief after seeing Mr. Bush in action.  This is not simply a conflict between Republicans and Democrats, Conservatives and Liberals...people on both sides of the fence are feeling a bit disturbed.

I really wish we'd bring back Mr. Clinton, move his residence into a fashionable bordello, and just let the guy run the government for awhile.  I mean, when he was clothed, he seemed to make some darned fine decisions that pleased everyone.  :D

(Is it just me, or do Frank Zappa and Kevin Kline look an awful lot alike?)

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General Discussion / If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord
« on: August 22, 2006, 07:08:39 PM »
A buddy of mine sent me this today.  I loved enjoying every stupid B-movie cliche and stupid plot twist mentioned!!  Hope you get a good laugh like I did!

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

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General Discussion / Re: Welcome to the "new" Amerika
« on: August 22, 2006, 06:30:30 PM »
I'm speechless.  With something so hideous, so monstrous, so unbelievably cold war Eastern-European sounding, you want to believe it's a complete fabrication.

However, with a president who seems to value power, control, and the perpetuation of paranoia over common sense and freedom, I can honestly say that what he says does not fall beyond the realm of possibility.  I will be waiting to hear updates with baited breath.  September 13th...this will be very interesting.  Unless...his story suddenly falls off the face of the earth?

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Islipp Classics / Re: ISLIPP Klasseeek: "My S-A!"
« on: August 22, 2006, 05:21:33 AM »
I have to admit that THIS is my all-time favorite post.  I loved it so much that I had it bookmarked for YEARS.  I invited my husband to sit down and read it once, to which he reluctantly obliged.  He started off looking at it strangely, but by the second page he started to chuckle.  By the third he had his glasses off wiping the tears off of them.  He's actually told some of his buddies about that post, stooge fans or not.

I think what stands out the most for me is when Sten Erin comes back from the Taste of Chicago, a little tipsy, to give her critique.  " Well, here ya go, Slipp. Honest and detailed appraisal. My precious beer buzz & 40 mins of my life—all yours. You blow this off and I’ll fuckin’ KILL you."   She gives a great appraisal and really starts building up steam.  "Your next big problem is in the construction of the essay itself. Put mildly, it fuckin’ SUCKS."  Other constructive criticism:

"The following paragraph and those noxious song lyrics, however, are so indescribably awful that I can hardly bring myself to discuss them. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?"

" That you would attempt to somehow marry a grammatically repugnant, condescendingly worded admission of ignorance with some sort of bizarre, wannabe altruistic wish to help the world sing simply boggles the mind, and actually kinda creeps me out. Gee, but you’re nuts."

And then, finally, the much-longed-for grade.  "On the whole, a disappointing effort from a literary standpoint, but substantially better than I expected.

Grade: C-…. you fuckin’ lunatic." 
 

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General Discussion / Re: Special Request For Bruckman: Norman The Stooge
« on: August 22, 2006, 04:59:26 AM »
 :laugh:

You know, with a bit of concealer to to smooth out those troll-like facial lines, he might be able to brighten his best features to make him look a bit more like a comedic genius and slightly less like one of Saruman's troops.

Good job with the photoshop...but gee whiz!  What a picklepuss!   [yuck]

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Youtube and Google Videos / Re: Hey Nyaah!
« on: August 20, 2006, 10:21:13 AM »
I absolutely love this video!!  I remember someone posted it a few years back on the ezboard.  It was part of someone's website that long since disappeared.  I never thought I'd see it again.  Thanks, Dunrobin!  I really wish I knew who "Scanz" was, since I'm sure he's come up with other brilliant vids.

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News and Announcements / Re: New Islipp Board
« on: August 20, 2006, 10:12:02 AM »
I got this in my inbox and couldn't resist coming back to see it.  Slipp is STILL around?
Oh my goodness!!  :)  So nice to see you again!  Hi!!

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Islipp Classics / Remember When...?
« on: August 20, 2006, 09:48:23 AM »
(A trip down memory lane begins to go horribly awry when ISLIPP is called out of lurking.)

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 Hey, i would have posted this on the Stoogeworld boards, but I wanted to get Slipp to post what he remembers to.

This topic is about what has happened in the past year in our "Crew" we have going here, what are the top 5 thing's you remember the most.

MINE ARE:

5. Sick Dr. Joe's Book.
4. Slipp's many character's.
3. The Subway punishment.
2. Slipps death notice.
1. Slipp posting as his mother, begging to stop making fun of her son,
( Laughs and starts rolling on the floor as he continues ) and than tells us he was practicing to be an author.


F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.

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 Am going to try to be nice to Slipp for a while, because frankly am wiped. So my non-Slippian choices wd. be:

[in no real order and mostly from the C3 Forum's glory days]:

-Nosehonk states for the record: "Porn is wonderful!"
-Jamison disappears post 9/11 and returns, as do a few others.
-The Kidnap Guy.
-The c3 Forum is reduced to a ghost town, then a postapocalyptic charred wasteland, & is finally bulldozed.
-The lengthy thread where we each wrote down our impression of what the other posters looked like [Everyone unanimously pegged Metaldams as a skinny mullet-headed dude in a black Metallica t-shirt].
 
sickdrjoe
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 My biggies would be those threads that really gave C3 a head of steam in its salad days...all these threads are long gone now, alas.

the 'who besides the Stooges are your favorite comics?' thread

the thread where the regs posted their own faux-Stooge short ideas

the 'memories of watching the boys on TV' thread (many priceless early-tv anecdotes)

any thread that prompted Gimmi to refer to his sexual prowess or pick-up techniques

4 am bull sessions on 30s movies, usually punctuated by Slipp, feeling left out, invading the discussion with 'okay, fellas, break it up!'

the dog-leash thread IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM (before Slipp went back & 'fixed' it). Jamison's deadpan "that teacher/dog vignette was certainly.... interesting" was hilarious and the hairline crack that eventually collapsed the floodgates
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"
 
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 The first time I was ever knocked speechless by Slipp was when he broke into a conversation between SDJ and I [can't even remember the topic now]. I remember SDJ also hollering down at...was it Slipp and I?....no, Shady and I were doing parodies of Victorian poetry and we woke up SDJ at 4 a.m.! You had to be there.

I was going to include the dog story despite my non-Slippian objective, but refrained.

Couple others I recall:

-Top 10 Signs You'd Watched Too Many Stooge Films [one of the first threads I participated in].

-Real-life examples of Stoogian clumsiness.

-Shady and I debate why people from the Netherlands are called the Dutch, why the Netherlands is also called Holland, and why Constantinople became Istanbul [apropos of the song by They Might Be Giants]. Those stream-of-consciousness style threads were the best, even though they drove Gimmi crazy.
 
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 1)Definitely has to be Slipp's mooning over the dental technician, then
several of us (seriously) offering tips about approaching her. Now it seems
to be surreal, but at the time, I for one, gave advice in earnest...
2) All threads that addressed "Soup to Nuts." They usually went off on
wonderful tangents about Healy, early talkie comedies, etc.
3) Bruckman's analyses on the shorts. STILL some of the best writing on
fillm comedy that I've read.
4)Metaldams' treatises on heavy metal that actually made me go listen
to (gasp!) Black Sabbath...
5)Slick Chick's early bursts of teen angst (before they became "Oh, sheesh,
is her old man going to drive the family off the road again?")
6)Most of SDJ's head-banging 900-word retorts to Slipp; and you just
KNEW that the Slipper had never heard of most of the references being
used to slug him upside the dome!
 
 
 
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 I'm still ticked at C3 for trashing the entire archive.

If they wanted to stop the bleeding and no longer allow any new posts, fine. But flushing every word of a year's worth of posts - some of them valuable - was appalling. Just goes to show what everybody came to believe - that C3 were no more committed to being custodians of a comedy landmark than a mail-order sex-toys outfit is committed to helping repair foundering marriages - was true all along.

Ie, it was all about cashing checks without lifting a finger to earn them. Dead men do all the heavy lifting; Bob & Earl crack the Moet. They suck; may their families go homeless in an unforeseen, catastrophic reversal of fortune.
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"

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 Christ, that IS a shame that it was allowed to die like that. I have some printouts
of some of the "Soup to Nuts" threads, but would appreciate it if anyone could supply
with the Bruckman essays.
 
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 The first time I ever raised an eyebrow at a SLIPP comment was probably even before SDJ ever made a post. It was nothing major, though. We were talking about profanity in movies, and I mentioned blue humor can be great when used sparsely and tastefully. SLIPP disagreed, even on light PG-13 style humor. I used a Simpsons quote, (About Mr. Burns's "gay experience"), and SLIPP found it offensive. This was before I knew anything about SLIPP or any other posters other than they were Stooge fans, so I assumed SLIPP was a bitter old man, (meaning old enough to be my grandfather old). When I eventually found out he was only 26 at the time, I knew he was a Baptist. I knew it before he ever mentioned it.

The SLIPP dog thread is of course my favorite. I remember that weekend my Aunt, Uncle and cousins were visiting, so I wasn't online much. I did sneak online and read that thread and almost fell out of my chair. I was upset that the dog thread had to happen on the weekend my family was visiting, but I eventually caught up.

I of course also cringed at the wetting the bed while dreaming of little girls and was remember anxiously awaiting sick's response. I remember somebody, I think Shemp_Diesel, said to SLIPP that he should probably delete this post. SLIPP called it an innocent act, or something along those lines.

Favorite non-SLIPP moments:

- Reading all the more knowledgable posters talk about old films and soaking in their knowledge and exploring this stuff. I can now kind of sort of hang with them in the knowledge sense.

- The metaldams short tournaments, and spending lots of time counting votes.

- Favorite music threads.

- .......and of course, one of the greatest moments ever, The Stooges Porn Title Thread! It was there the barriers were finally 100% open.

- Peter North's 24 hour reign of terror.


 
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 Well, Bruckman's got em. He's been submitting em to Gary Lassin's Journal; I know at least one has seen print.

Maybe if he reads this, Jamison, he might post them to Stoogeworld. Place could stand a touch of highbrow anyway, if you ask me.

HA! Dams, I remember that one! Slipp added, "And why does Bart have to call him 'Homer'? C'mon, Bart, show respect and call him 'Dad'!".... as if cartoon characters made up their own dialogue! But that was in my 'just-humor-him-and-he-might-go-away' stage. When it was obvious he wasn't going to, harsher methods were called for.

And here's a prob I got with SW...the site automatically deletes older posts. No matter how good the thread is...once it hits page "21"....adios! Say goodbye to the Osama-Stooge titles we dreamed up last September. ANOTHER good one that bit dust it never deserved.
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"

Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 6/23/02 3:56:03 pm
 
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 Only one left up - for DIZZY DOCTORS - at:

pub31.ezboard.com/fstooge...rm6?page=3
 
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 Wasn't Slipp also the one who started the post about going out and performing random acts of Stooge-like violence on unsuspecting strangers?
 
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 Okay, since you all know I'm still hanging around because of 2cool's pegging me as those 2 Wizeguy69 posts and because Jamison asked me nicely, I'll bite at this too. But first-

Steve, that wasn't about comitting random acts of Stooge violence, although that did come up. It was about doing ANY random funny Stooge-like acts. Everybody turns my ideas that have NOTHING to do with the feuds or ANYTHING mischievous into worst case scenarios. WHY?

Now for my most memorable forum moments:

1. Having to deal with my most diabollically, fiendishly tough nemesis EVER- sickdrjoe. I'd take my hat off to him if I had one.

2. At C3, early in my posting days, there was someone who claimed that Joe Besser was his/her favorite Stooge. He/she led us on for quite awhile in that thread before revealing that he/she just said that to get our reactions for some psychology report for his/her college class. You know, Sten said she was studying psychology. Hmmmm.

3. The old Metaldams before his permanent Mr. Hyde-like change of attitude. Sigh. I miss him. SCOOBY-DOUG..WHERE ARE YOU??

4. Bruckman's masterfully written essays.

5. Nose's GSA's

I might as well contribute to the movie thread too....

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 " Okay, since you all know I'm still hanging around because of 2cool's pegging me as those 2 Wizeguy69 posts and because Jamison asked me nicely, I'll bite at this too - Uh - oh. "

Slipp, those Wizeguy posts were not me. Scouts honor, bro.

" SCOOBY-DOUG..WHERE ARE YOU?? " - Uh - oh.

F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.

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 I didn't say they were you. Scouts honor, bro.
 
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 Alright than ,i aint no THANG.
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
 
 
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 "3. The old Metaldams before his permanent Mr. Hyde-like change of attitude. Sigh. I miss him. SCOOBY-DOUG..WHERE ARE YOU??"

Shut the @#%$ up you jobless, worthless, born again vagrant. I never changed, I just couldn't hold in my dislike for your idiotic shennanigans anymore. Oh....yes.....master.......sick......I......will......stop......talking.......to........ Canine........ Cox ........now. Would....... you...... like ....... me........ to ........steal.... for ......... you........ some ..........cig.....a........rettes?


 
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 Naughty-naughty, little boy. Don't talk back to your elders.
 
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 That's "don't talk back to your betters".


Which, for you, means communicating with flash cards for the rest of your life.
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"

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 " Naughty-naughty, little boy. Don't talk back to your elders. "

Slipp, you talkn to me? Are you talking to me? Well they aint nobody behind me, you Must be talking to me. You could only answer me back, because I'm younger than you, and you talk down to me.

You would never say anything face-to-face to me though Slippy, id crack you so hard in you're mouth. See, I could probably bare to talk to you face-to face for about a minute before i'd crack you. Guys like Metaldams would walk up to you, and start beating you with a chain, Sick Dr. Joe is a New Yorker, like myself, so he'd just shoot you, Steven Pigeon would run at you with a 12 foot sword in his hand, Bruckman would just knock you out, even Sweetcanadiangirl will have her fun by smacking you across you're face.

Slipp, I gotta rule you should live by, don't talk about peoples family's until they talk about your's. What you said about Sick Dr. Joe's father, was pretty f*cked up. Slipp, you really shouldn't be talking about fathers, because it's been goin' aroun that you're old lady is a little ticked off, because you're dads coming up alittle to short, if you know what I mean. I was hearing she's looking for a Dr. right about now, so whatch what you say, Soon you might be hearing strange sounds coming from across the room, a certain " Dr. " might be making Mrs. Cox make.
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
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 Not this Dr.

More like a veteriniarian.


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I like you too, Costello.
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"

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 2 Cool, he was talking to me on that elders comment. You know, he's the ripe old age of 28 while I'm much younger at 23, a huge age difference, (cough). Like sick said with the Metallica/Beatles comment, if that's all the Virgin Vagrant has got on me, you know he's desperate. Oh, and SLIPP, I've f u c k e d girls your age. You should try it sometime, it's exciting. You just better hope they can get over the fact that you're packing a two inch piece of bacon with a toe nail hanging off the end of it. 

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 " I've f u c k e d girls your age. You should try it sometime, it's exciting. "

I think girls Slipps age would F--- me, before they f----d him, lol.
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
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 Pipe down, 2cool. Of COURSE I was talking to Metal. But I am much older than you, too. Don't forget that.

DrJerk, I had it right. Sooby-Doug is no better than me. Believe it or not, neither are YOU.

Scooby-Doug- Unlike you, I don't put my penis in every girl I see. You're unbelievably easy. If a girl even smiles at you, you're ready to do the nasty, even though you don't know (or care) where she's been. Either unload your gun yourself or hose down.
 
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 " Pipe down, 2cool. Of COURSE I was talking to Metal. But I am much older than you, too. Don't forget that. "

Gee wiz Mr. Slipp you're right! Mother says never talk back to MY ELDERS. Jumping scooby snacks, i'm sorry sir!

F U C K THAT! s h i t bitch eat a mutha f*ckin d i c k, and lick a million mutha f u k i n c o c k s per second, id rather put out a mutha f u k i n gospel record!
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
 
 
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 "Scooby-Doug- Unlike you, I don't put my penis in every girl I see."

I guess that explains why it hurts when all those pre school boys sit down, you freak.

"If a girl even smiles at you, you're ready to do the nasty, even though you don't know (or care) where she's been."

......and what are you basing this on? Also, I've never seen anybody over the age of 12 call sex "The Nasty." Then again, SLIPP isn't over the age of 12.

"Either unload your gun yourself or hose down."

Instead of unloading my gun, I will give it to you. Now I am going to lock you alone in a padded room, with no way out. Now do the right thing and shoot yourself. Then find out the disappointment when Jesus is a Metallica fan who laughs at Robert Tilton and is going to send you straight to Hell, BUCKO!



 
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 Like Lionel Richie sings, you're easy. You're easy like Sunday morning.

"What are you basing this on?"

WHAT?? After that last post and coutless others where you bragged about your many "conquests", you have hte unmittigated gall to ask that? Sheesh! "The Conquest of the Planet of the Apes" was much bigger than any of your little flings.

Lots of people over the age of 12 call sex "the nasty". I even heard it SNL a couple of times. I believe it was Mike Meyers doing his "Coffe Talk" character. Like "she" would say, "Big whoop."

And believe me, even if I did do that to litlte boys, it wouldn't be much better than whacking off to pictures of the members of Metallica with no shirts on like you.
 
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 "WHAT?? After that last post and coutless others where you bragged about your many "conquests", you have hte unmittigated gall to ask that? Sheesh! "The Conquest of the Planet of the Apes" was much bigger than any of your little flings."

I think you've got me confused with Gimmi Legs.

"Lots of people over the age of 12 call sex "the nasty". I even heard it SNL a couple of times. I believe it was Mike Meyers doing his "Coffe Talk" character. Like "she" would say, "Big whoop." "
Yeah, but to you sex truly is nasty. It is STILL a total mystery to you. Oh, and SLIPP, Michael Meyers calling it The Nasty is A JOKE, just like you are.

"And believe me, even if I did do that to litlte boys, it wouldn't be much better than whacking off to pictures of the members of Metallica with no shirts on like you."

I know it's been said before, but it must be repeated. If your father jerked off into that porcelain throne in the living room that God awful night of conception instead of cumming in the property of Belleville, than this world would be a much better place.





 
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Looks like, one by one, everyone must - again- grudgingly admit I called this one right.

Slipp: commit suicide now. Please, because what's going to happen is you're eventually going to bore 2Cool into banning you. Dunrobin's board is dead, with or without you. You don't even bother posting there anymore. Face it, nobody anywhere has anything left worth saying about CUCKOO ON A CHOO CHOO and THREE LOAN WOLVES. The air is going going gone outta the Stooge-board balloon.

That means once 2Cool boots you, your entire Reason For Living will be gone. And since everyone rightly blames YOU for chasing the good posters off the Stooge boards, the least - I mean the leashed you could do - is blow your fuckin' head off with Daddy's .30-06. BOOM! Brain salad splattered on the bathroom tile. Do it, Slipp.

If you're scared of pain, take pills! (With a freak like you for a son, your mom's gotta have a couple scripts for serious pills in the cabinet. Take the whole jar; play safe.)

Only YOU could turn a community of concerned people who'll drop everything to help a depressed regular from contemplating ending it all, to a ghoulish mob of rubberneckers staring up at you on the ledge screaming "Jump!". But that's where it's at. Hey, you don't wanna live in a world without message-boards, anyway. So end your suffering... and ours.

Pull the trigger. Eat ALL the pills. Jump.
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"

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 "everybody rightly blames YOU for chasing all the good posters away...."

Are you calling Bruckman, Shady, Jamison and even you when you manage to post someting intelligent USELESS? These guys minus YOU, all put together, have more brains than you and your entire family tree combined.

I wasn't solely responsible for chasing anyone away and you know it. It was ALL of us feuding that chased them away.

And stop thinking I'm so pathetic that the boards are my whole life. According to you, I've got the whole kindergarten class down the street, right?

The only way I'd kill myself is to pay someone to behead me. No pain- and it only takes a second. Then, I could go haunt you IN PERSON and make your REAL life a living Hell.
 
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"These guys minus YOU, all put together, have more brains than you and your entire family tree combined."

In order to feel insulted, I first have to understand the insult. What the heck does that sentence MEAN?

"I wasn't solely responsible for chasing anyone away and you know it. It was ALL of us feuding that chased them away."

Slipp...Slipp...wake up, son. It was YOU.

"And stop thinking I'm so pathetic that the boards are my whole life. According to you, I've got the whole kindergarten class down the street, right?"

'Down the basement' is more like it. To even attempt to deny these boards mean everything to you is ludicrous. Never ask people to believe you and not their own eyes., Slipp; we're in America now, not the Gingerbread House of Belleville.

"The only way I'd kill myself is to pay someone to behead me. No pain- and it only takes a second. Then, I could go haunt you IN PERSON and make your REAL life a living Hell."

Brrr- a cross-eyed religious midget's ghost is after me! Still, better you're dead and haunting me, McGruff, than you're alive, horny, and haunting Chuck E Cheese as usual.
How issix-year-old butthole, anyway? Tight, hah?
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Slipp gets a party in his pants when Mr. Rogers comes on, and says
" It's a beautiful day in my neighborhood....Won't you be my neighbor."

Slipp, he don't MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
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 DrJoe- You oughtta know. You ARE a six year-old butthole.

So anyway, I was saying that Jamison, Bruckman and Shady have more brains COMBINED than YOU and your whole freakin' FAMILY TREE combined. See? BTW, how are the nuts on that tree? Are they ripe yet?

"Slipp...Slipp...wake up, son. It was you."

DrJoe...DrJoe...wake up, son, it was US.

Your mind is a great thing to waste. Give a hoot- don't pollute these boards anymore. Take a bite out of crime- arrest, prosecute, sentence and execute yourself.
 
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 Slipp, relax. Without a doubt, when I go, I'm punchin' my own ticket. Whether that's next year or in 2052, I can't say. But when the time comes, I'll know, and I'll do the deed.

Sure, death is scary, but like they say in the rip-off insurance scam ads, No Salesman Will Call. Throw in 'no more phone, utility and plastic bills' and 'possibility of Afterlife of some sort', and death's lookin' better already.
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"
 
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 Most memorable things that happened in the past year on the stooge boards:

1. Threestooges.com's shut down of the message board.

2. Slipp's "suicide" post

3. Slipp's "Mom" post

4. The bickering between Slipp and Sick before Slipp's "suicide" post.

5. Slick Chick's "suicide" post
 
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"People: he's EVIL! He just said HE WANTS US ALL DEAD!"
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Hey Cox if this isn't an act of violence I don't know what is:"When you're mad at someone, take them with you by
grabbing their hair or by puling them by the nostril
with your pinky! You can even throw in a "C'mooon!"like
Moe."
Once more your own words come back to haunt you.

 
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I can't believe I didn't read all this before. My side is killing me from laughing so hard.
"A mental mind fuck can be nice."

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Actually, that's not quite true.  Often times hypoglycemia is the first symptom that the body is having difficulty regulating insulin.  The body will overcompensate for a time until the beta cells of the pancreas burn themselves out trying to get adequate sugar into cells.  It's during this time that a person can still turn their lifestyle around with diet and exercise and possibly delay the onset of diabetes (or perhaps avoid it altogether).

I studied to be a physician assistant for a couple of years before I decided it was not for me.  But I have a BS in biology and another BS in medicine, so I've become a rather good repository of useless information.   :laugh:

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 DrJerk- I wasn't angry when I called you a s**teater. I just know what you are. Whatta WEAK attempt to attack me.

DrJerk, bottom line is this- you showed LOTS more desperation than I ever have. LOTS. But how did I double back on my own premise in the desperation talk? I can't see how.

Complex. ME! And NOT in the sense that you said. BELIEVE it. ADMIT IT.
 
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 ill-equipped and prejudiced...

Okay, SLIPP. How do I equip myself to deal a person who has twice faked his own death, pretended to be his own mother, pretended to be his own shrink, pretended to be eight different people who had an unmotivated hate towards him...Need I go on?

And I know how ya feel metal. Luckily I don't have any classes today, but if I did, I'd be on Thong-Watch. That's for damn sure.


"Oh yes...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."

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Nuff said.


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 "For once, Slipp, you're right."

So you admit this too, yet you should feel lower than dog s**t for it. What kind of idiot are you that you don't?
 
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 Pariah=an outcast, derived from the Tamil. In India, a pariah occupies the lowest echelon of the caste system; an untouchable [and we don't mean Eliot Ness].

Gee I'm doing Shady's work for him tonight. Get at it, boss.

I will now rebuke SDJ because Slipp has told me to. No I am not a mindless drone. I simply do what others request without thinking where it may lead.

Sickdrjoe, how dare you push Slipp's buttons when you know he isn't good at fighting, cannot make any sort of comeback, is of slack mind, lazy habits, and hypocritical moral standards, and is more to be pitied than scorned? Look at Slipp--an abject figure ["I abject!"]. No one loves him. His own father has forsaken him. For shame. You used your biting wit and New York sensibility to render him a babbling nonsensical talking head, threaten suicide in a failed ploy to win back others' respect, and you robbed him of that which was most precious in life--the opportunity to post at Three Stooges forums and exhort others to eyepoke strangers and smash eggs on their heads in public. The sickdr is truly low and evil, to be despised of all men. I for one will have no more to do with his twisted and depraved sense of humor, other than to wish him greetings at Xmas and the other 51 weeks of the year.

Sinceriously yours,

Tyler "Bruckman" Durden [not to be confused with the founder of Fight Club, who does not use brackets in written discourse]



 
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I was referring to YOU, dickweed.


Man the hits keep coming. Everything SLIPP says now can be repeated and chortled at a la Beavis & Butthead.
"Oh yes...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."
 
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 Metal-

You won't KNOW what it's all about until you agree to hear my peace terms and take them seriously. I DO have valid explanations, but fine, DON'T hear them.

I have a strong sense of self-respect. SO SUE ME. You're no psychologist- you don't know what people with positive self-images do OR don't do. It just so happen that I DO feel deep down inside that everything said about me here is false and that my own opinion is good enough for me. The fact that you think I have lowself-esteem confirms my complexity.

"SDJ already brought up..." So why do YOU bring up the fact that HE brought it up? What's the point? That you agree with HIS point? I already proved his point wrong.
 
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 We already said we'd listen to your fuckin' peace terms. We'll even take them as seriously as logic will permit.

But we know that since it's coming from you, it's going to be a "Apologize to me, stop being mean to me, poor me, etc." That is, afterall, your track record.
"Oh yes...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."
 
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 Nose-

The equipment is: knowledge of how and when to give support and encouragement, a heart for those in turmoil, understanding and wisdom. Hardly anyone of you possesses ANY of these things.

I did not pretend to be eight different anything.
 
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 SLIPP, I've defended friends before. Several times. Verbally, Physically, you name it. And in my lifetime I haven't lost any of those friends. You're different. Whenever anyone defends you, YOU GET WORSE. You fell more comfortable doing something risky (and/or asinine) because your sheilds will always be their to block the tomatoes.

THAT, like bruckman said (a billion times) this evening is why you lost everyone.

Ya know SLIPP, if we were in a chat room, in an organized debate (ie: one at a time, present argument, rebuttle, etc.) you'd get creamed in nothing flat. Smoked. Fileted. Killed. Mangled. Thrashed. PERIOD. You would get your ass kicked.

The simple fact of the matter is, you went about things the completely wrong way just about every single time something came up. Frankly, you're limited social life played an enormous part in that. Like SDJ said, even when you were saying something that was agreeable, people STILL wanted to punch you because you either said in a frightfully offensive manner OR you managed to throw something absurdly stupid in there to either nullify are lessen your argument to an extent.

You're right, you DON'T know how to ague and not sound stupid. Christ, SLIPP. You said it yourself.
"Oh yes...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."

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Yes, I'm an outcast (obviously), but I'm not derived from anywhere. (joke).

I didn't tell you to defend me. I said it was the right thing to do. I hope I was wrong in detecting sarcasm in your "telling off" DrJoe. If I wasn't wrong, WHY?
 
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One of us is mixed up (and it can't be me). I said that no one wanted to take responsibility for my downfall, when EVERYONE was responsible for it. Then you said I was right ("for once"). That is the only way you referred to me, d*ckweed.
 
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 "Hardly any of you possess these things."

Not towards you any longer, Slipp, but in general, you're wrong there. Speaking personally, the rabid-squirrel act is fast draining me of the milk of human kindness, understanding, "Heart for those in turmoil" etc.

I'd still like to hear the peace terms though. You must be taking your time drafting them--why do I feel like Woodrow Wilson in the hall of mirrors at Versailles in 1919? "What I want is a League of Slipp Defenders. I have here 14 points which I would like to see adopted....."

Frankly Slipp, when I first gazed upon the Slipp/SDJ war I was a little shocked. Yes I was shocked that SDJ utilized such heavy ammo against you [rather in the spirit of Alex. Pope spurning Shadwell "who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel"] but I was EQUALLY shocked by your rejoinders, your continual misstatements, and your ridiculous ploys at besting him. You knew you couldn't survive a frontal attack so you elected to essay spurious and ill-conceived [and executed] ploys like Superstooge, Bunionhead, etc, which made you a laughing stock in the eyes of everyone. So who's at fault? SDJ for driving you to this, or you for going to these extremes, or us for failing to sympathize with your goal of humiliating SDJ? I'd like a straight-up answer, please.

and have a donut...... 
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 Oh, and Nose-

You're wrong again. Whenever someone defends me, the enemies CONVINCE them that I'm getting worse.

Your "feeling comfortable" babbling is only your (false) take on the matter.
 
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You said nobody is willing to take responsibility SLIPP. NOBODY. Including YOU, and in that respect you're correct. You STILL won't admit that you, by your own actions, your own loose temper, your purile attitude, brought this all upon yourself.

I didn't force you type a WORD. I didn't force you to employ one vacant, desperate charade after another. I didn't force you to take on alias after alias after alias. IT WAS ALL YOU. Why the FU CK can't you see that?

You've said more enraging things on these forums than anyone else, and no one else has even remotely behaved the way you have. Everytime I flew off the handle on the forums, (which, oddly enough, was usually in defense of YOU) I apologized, within 24 hours no less.

But you, oh no. In your mind, you shouldn't need to apologize, because your the victim. Hell a guy that runs into the middle of the highway and gets totaled is a victim too. Not a victim of foul play, not a victim of bad driving. A victim of his mother-fuckin' own stupidity. PERIOD.






"Oh yes...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."
 
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 Nose- 1 more thing- I never said anything that had good intentions in ANY kind of bad way. I can tell you EXACTLY how DrJoe hoodwinked you into thinking that. He constantly picked things in my posts to twist their meanings around and you came to believe what he said.

Bruckman-

If you had those "pieces of equipment" in general, you would have them in dealings with me too.

And don't be silly- I'm not still looking for allies.

-and I'd love to have a donut.
 
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 Slipp, a person can have those things "in general" and yet not use them in certain circumstances, just as my ancestors were practicing Mennonites, i.e. believers in God and pacifists, yet still felt compelled to go to war whenever the circumstances warranted. I have those qualities you mentioned, but I never displayed them, for example, in the boxing ring, because I couldn't. The other guy was there to knock my block off; it was up to me to see that he didn't. It didn't mean I lacked those qualities, just that under the circumstances I had to put them aside. And Slipp, you do the same thing all the time--you've admitted it--and done far worse than Honk or Metal or self [e.g. yr remark about cancer victims, your tidal wave of fellatio scenarios]. Never in anger have I done anything like that. You can't apply your standards to yourself, let alone toward anyone like Honk.

So ya see, even in attack mode I set limits [no hitting below the belt, I want a good clean fight here, no sticking in clinches]. You don't. Neither does SDJ, but you're Mr. Alleluia Christian here as Metal terms it, so naturally your actions are going to be scrutinized more closely. I expect street fighting from SDJ. Slipp, you're not a street fighter, you know this, and you choose other methods, but you chose badly, i.e. you alienated others who supported you by manipulating them [or trying to] and then you wonder why they deserted you. It's not so much taking sides as it is "Who's making more sense in this argument, SDJ or Slipp?"

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When I said NOBODY, it should've been obvious to you that I meant "nobody in the NFO". It should've been obvious that I wasn't counting myself, unless you really are that dumb. I WOULD admit that I brought it ALL on myself If I DID. But I can't take anymore than HALF the responsibility. The other half goes to YOU GUYS.

It's got NOTHING to do with who forced who, or who forced themselves. NOTHING. Why the F*CK can't YOU see THAT? It all happened without anyone's force on anyone.

Yeah, so I showed the most rage out of everyone one these forums, but DrJoe DESERVED all my anger. Don't talk about my "behavior" likeI'm some little kid and you were all put in charge of me. Nobody was put in charge of anybody. And you know what? You hardly ever flew off the handle and so hardly ever had anything to apologize for. Mostof the time, when those ocassions came up, I was scratching my head wondering about you, because you apologized for making stronger efforts for my side of the war. That made you a wuss-soldier. If you were in the Secret Service and the president was shot at, would you apologize to the assasin for taking the bullet? I bet you would. (REALIZE that I'm not putting myself on the same level as the president by that analogy).

The only thing I apologize for is having and showing a little too much anger. Why should I apologize for anything else? I always have been the victim (why is realizing that and saying it so bad? WHY?). I am a victim of the NFO members foul play, even the more blind ones like your stupid self.
 
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Because nobody likes a cry baby.
 
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So why did you put them aside? What benefit(s) did you receive from putting them aside? You're right-I have put them aside at ties, but I'm speaking from a different standpoint. In my "equipment" talk, I was speaking about how to treat those who needed defending. I never mentioned them in connection with my own fighting in the war, or with the enemies fighting against me.

Now, I'd really like to see the NFO's best Slipp quote preservationists come up with anything I ever said against cancer victims in general. All I ever said was something about making time with DrJerk's cancer-ridden girlfriend. Somehow, in all of your minds, it became a crack against her, than against ALL cancer victims. It was ONLY directed to DrJoe. ONLY HIM. Saying she's cancer-ridden is just a fact, and nothing against her.

About setting limits- when I saw that DrJoe didn't, THAT'S when I stopped having the high limits that I used to have on these boards. How am I supposed to counter "F*ck your mom with a wooden chair leg in Mac's window." (a now famous quote from DrJoe)? How would YOU counter it? Isn't the object to one-up it? That's what I thought, but in your minds, that wasn't the case. What SHOULD I have done when he came at me that line and other equally bad ones- and even WORSE ones?

Please tell me about my alienation and manipulation of my allies. I don't recall any ocassions of doing that.
 
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 "nobody likes a crybaby"

I HAD GOOD REASON to be a crybaby (if you even POSSIBLY, truthfully use that strong a word).
 
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 I'd just like to point out that - WAYYYYY back when all this began - Slipp wasn't a timid little Christian twinkie. On the contrary! He was a smug, holier-than-thou, would-be Stooge board foreman. He had NO qualms about trying to mau-mau other posters, or lecture the rest of us on Christianity, before I smacked his face. In fact, it was seeing him correct already-correct information with INCORRECT info for the fiftieth or so time that made me snap.

And, if you'll recall, he didn't quail in terror, seeking allies, he leaped right into battle with me, assuming he had everybody on his side already. (Slipp was a board regular LONG before me, or Bruckman, or half-a-dozen others.) There was NONE of this "you should have pitied me with a heart for those in turmoil" horseshit from him back THEN.

If anything, I broke forum etiquette, by refusing to stand for any more of his smug hall-monitor nonsense. I said it then, I say it now, I've said all along that I don't care if/when I get banned, I'm not putting up with this guy!

As for heavy ammo...well, I recall going quite easy with him at first. Love taps, practically. After about a week of his shrill hysteria in response, I figured - quite rightly - there's no point in fighting for appearance's sake, you fight to WIN. What I never counted on was how quickly his facade of well-adjusted sanity would crumble like dried cookie dough, or how far into the maelstrom Little Eric would descend. by now, I'm amazed he hasn't surfaced in China.

PS: Do your research, Slipp. The 'chair leg' was a DIRECT RESPONSE to your 'cancer' joke. And could someone explain to me how a guy can make a sex joke about a real-life cancer patient and then spend SIX FUCKIN' MONTHS swearing that he never, y'know, really meant it? Here's a reminder, Slipp: you made that crack to me in a private email. When I put it up on the board, suddenly you "never said it", and later you "never meant it". You fuckin' damn well SAID IT & MEANT IT, you typical Bible-thumping faggot hypocrite.
"I couldn't even TALK to the demon!...I couldn't even OPEN MY MOUTH!!!"

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 DrJoe- WHY would you like to point that out? To FURTHER make me look bad? All of that post is a pack of lies. As time went on, I might have had some of those qualities, but NOT at the beginning.

I started ONE MONTH before you, not "LONG before you". There was nothing about me thatcouldn't be put up wit and you know it. OUR PERSONALITIES JUST COULDN'T CLICK. That's ALL. You didn't like our differences, so you attacked me. There was nothing bad about me whatsoever. Nobody in my personal life ever thought I was smug or holier-than-thou, or that I tried to be a group foreman. NEVER.

ps: Do YOUR research, DrJoe. With all those C3 archives at your diposal, you should be able to. You mentioned the chair leg MONTHS before Numskull banned me. Sometime AFTER the ban, I made the comment about your girlfriend.
 
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 Pursuant to my statement: it was when I came back to C3 that sickdrjoe was employing the heavier ammo, not initially. [I wasn't around for the initial skirmishes]. Even then, the heavy ammo was used very sporadically. Yes, this fight escalated, but if I were to assign blame, I'd have to pin more of it on Slipp [the Superstooge episode definitely brought it up a notch].

As to why I "put aside" my finer feelings w/you: I'm not aware that I have altogether. But Slipp, I am under no obligation to defend you. I am not noted for compassion towards people who do nothing to help themselves. I expect everyone to pull their own weight. A wgile ago you were saying you didn't play the sympathy card; now you're saying I ought to have stepped in to defend you because I was sorry you couldn't take on sickdrjoe. I didn't see it that way. You got yourself into it, you can get yourself out, or bail. That's exactly what I would've done. If SDJ or anyone had said "f--- your mother with a chair leg" I'd have told 'em to f uck off and shaken the dust of the place from my boots. I wouldn't have stuck around lecturing them, no matter how innocent and undeserving of the remark I thought I was.
 
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 Bruckman- I TRIED to help myself, but DrJoe was a much stronger opponent, so it WAS like I wasn't helping myself. I DID give it a good, honest try. I didn't get myself into the war with DrJoe. Look at his posts above. HE ADMITS starting with me. He made up the fact that I was unbearable to everybody, when really, I was unintentionally unbearable only to HIM. Our presonalities just clashed. If he ever realized that, he should've respected the fact that I had more seniority there then he did and he should've been man enough to leave and not look back. But no, he cried in his mind, "But 'I' wanna post there! Slipp should be the one to get out!" just like a little 3 year-old. So no, he started attacking me outta nowhere, so HE was the one that got ME into it, not the other way around.

Nobody is deserving of a "F*ck your mother" remark of any kind. That's low BEYOND low. Do you mean to say that you would've stopped going to that board? What about your rights and priveleges? If your attacker got to the board after you, HE should be the one to leave. You leaving wouldn't be fair to YOU.
 
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Oh, all right already! F UCK YOUR FATHER then. Seeing what he ended up with for a son, he probably seconds the idea. Ten minutes of searing rectal pain beats drinking himself into a sobbing stupor every night for the past 29 years any day of the week.
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 Slipp, maybe it wouldn't have been fair to me if I'd left [we're going out on some limb speculating] but if I wasn't wanted, yes, I'd have left. Sickdrjoe admitted he started with you because he couldn't stand you. I think that was the very first advice I gave you: you can't expect to get along with everybody, except in some Pollyanna hospice for the mentally impaired. Yes, I have a right to post, but I also have a right not to be hassled, and if I saw I was going to be hassled regardless, I'd pick up and go. An internet forum is not the same issue as fighting "separate but equal" rulings for blacks, for example. It's not even in the same ballpark.

You know how SDJ is always claiming you have no shame? That's because I think he, like me, wants you to develop a sense of intelligent critical capacities and not be a sheep. I take a soft approach and he goes on the prod; that's our only difference. But when it proved futile, he really began to bash you, because you WOULDN'T change.
 
 
 
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 Be careful, DrJoe. We Christians call God our father. That's why I use "dad" for my old man.

I can imagine how you came up with that insult in the first place- too many times sneaking peeks in your parent's bedroom, spanking your monkey as you watched. Gee, your mom really jammed a chair leg up your dad's rectum? There's a fine line between kinky and disturbing and your parents must've crossed it everytime. That's why you're disturbed too- an inherited thing.
 
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FU CK YOUR HEAVENLY FATHER.

Satisfied?
"I couldn't even TALK to the demon!...I couldn't even OPEN MY MOUTH!!!"
 
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 SLIPP, since we seem to be tracing back to the beginnings of your forum war with SDJ and analyzing it all, here's where my mind was at and my opinions of the whole situation.

This may surprise you that I'm going to admit this, but sickdrjoe did start this. He had no intentions to bring it to the level it's currently at, but he did throw in the first negative words. Even he will admit this. However, you overreacted to his posts from the very beginning, as he didn't say anything THAT bad. He's correct, you did have a hall monitor like attitude on these boards, (whether you meant to or not), and SDJ, being much more outspoken than the rest of us, was the first one to say something. However, he wasn't trying to start World War III. After a short period of time, he left the board for a couple of days because he was tired of the fighting, and at one point he had even wanted to call a draw. All you had to do was say "OK, it's a draw," and it would've ended. You couldn't end it early on without somehow feeling like you're making sick do something for you. In your mind, (and in your mind only), he said something that supposedly offended other posters and you stated you wouldn't call it a draw until he apologized to these posters, (who in reality he probably didn't offend). Even if he did offend them, it was NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS and should've had no bearing on your peace agreement, which was VERY early on in the fued. This is a perfect example of you playing an annoying hall monitor.

About my opinions of you at the time......I tolerated you. I did enjoy talking about wrestling with you, but that's it. In every other way you were irritating, yet I accepted it and was willing to co-exist with you despite your obvious flaws. Also, I wasn't up for a forum feud at the time, (though I sure as hell got entertained by you and sickdrjoe). What were/are your flaws, you ask? You acted like a preachy bastard, poo pooing those of us who look at naked women, used colorful language, and liked a taste of al-kee-hall, among other things. You also rammed your religious beliefs down our throats. I had to put up with enough idiots like you in real life at the time with your fire and brimstone crap, and I certainly didn't want to hear it on a Three Stooges forum. As an intellectual person, you ranked very low on the totem pole. You never had anything really intelligent to add and have no capacity to talk critically about anything you love. You have a very sheepish mentality. According to your logic, if you like The Three Stooges, you must like ALL of the Curly shorts and ESPECIALLY all of the Shemp shorts. No room for criticism. I remember posts where you got offended if somebody made a valid criticism about The Three Stooges.

About whose side I was on......I remained neutral, though I respect sickdrjoe 100 times more than you, and this includes during the beginning. Sickdrjoe, along with Jamison and Bruckman, (no disrespect to everybody else), bring TONS of knowledge to these boards about a wide variety of art forms and culture, and I highly enjoy reading their posts. I learn from their posts. The best year for movies thread is a great example, and I hope we have more conversations like this in the future. I will say that I was laughing at all your stupidity the whole time, ESPECIALLY the dog leash thread, which I literally almost fell out of my chair while reading. I also would like to say that it really annoys me when I'M included on the list of people who sided with SLIPP, because this is FAR from the case.

When did I change my mind about the neutrality? It slowly was building up for awhile. The post 9/11 religion talks really angered me. The Superstooge incident was a new low, as was that pitiful plea to AJJ572, (c'mooooooon). It showed me how truly desperate you are for friendship in a very scary way. You mentioned answering a Stooge question for him a few months prior to that post and did that to try to build a friendship over something small like that. The whole thing sounded desperate and pitiful, especially BEGGING the guy. The final straw, like for so many others, was the suicide incident. I reached out to you, not because I was on your side in the feud and not because I believed you 100%. I thought in case you were telling the truth, I better be there for you, admittedly in a very limited capacity, as a human being reaching out to another human being. When you used suicide as a way to deceive people. That was the final straw. The rest, shall we say, is history.
 
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 I like the fightin' threads (obviously) but I miss the bull sessions on pop culture and related minutiae. A LOT.

This nonstop Slipp junk - besides growing very tiresome, very quickly - just erodes everybody's enthusiasm for longer, more detailed threads on more stimulating topics. It really is "Slipp's Revenge". He hangs around like herpes simplex, day after day, leaching every drop of joy from whatever forum he appears on. I get so exhausted from slapping him down that I haven't the energy, the inclination or the mindset for worthwhile threads. And if 'responding to Eric Cox' isn't the textbook definition of "worthless", Webster better get a clue.
 
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 You guys hit the nail on the head w/all the Slipp analogies...and this sh*t aint funny any more!!
Slipp I'm getting really tired of all your fu*kin complaining!
Like I said before,this board is for regulars and newcomers to hang out and shoot the sh*t,not your personal wailing wall!!
If you're not gonna contribute and just come here to "gain allies" for your battle w/"Evil DrJoe...I will "suggest" to 2Cool to ban you!!....ENOUGH OF THIS CRAP SLIPP!!!
 
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 Dewey; don't forget all of those aliases (bunionhead, angillis, herbolslimey et al)...........

Eric, I'll let you have your cute little fantasies; au petit garcon . Just keep dreaming.
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
 
ISLIPP
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 Bruckman-

"you can't expect to get along with everybody" Then how do you get along with all the oters? How does DrJoe, Metal, Nose, Afa, Shady, Jamison (I know he's not in the NFO, but for this point, he counts too)?

"Picking up and going" might have been thebest thing to do, but darn it, I LOVED the Three Stooges and I wanted to learn more about them and about classic films in general, just like everyone else. Why should I be denyed that just because My personality and DrJoe's clash?

DrJoe claims I have no shame, do you think he really cares I improve myself because of it? This is the same guy who told me many times, in all seriousness, to kill myself- even going into detail about how I should do iot. He even said my PARENTS should've killed me a long time ago. I'm surprised he didn't say that my grandparents should've killed my parents so they wouldn't have any offspring like me. He couldn't give a crap about my sel-improvement. If he did, he would freely share areas of his posting existence that HE could stand improvement on, to show me that he wasn't just blowing smoke and that he's just as human and fallible as I am. The most he ever did was agree that he tends to be a little too harsh, but Then do you know what he did? He JUSTIFIED IT! If he's not the biggest piec of s**t the whole world, I don't know who is.

Who knows- maybe I could've used some one-on-one, face-to-face consultation of YOUR kind, Bruckman. But DrJoe used biting sarcasm and I never could handle that, in person or online.

 
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Ok. I'm begging you. Begging you on my hands and knees.

Please please please PLEASE shut the f uck up. How in God's name do you get the energy to whine and pout night and fuckin' day like this?

What do you want from me? To magically make you an UN-idiot? Okay, I'll try. Alakazoo, alakazam! There. You're Einstein now. All fixed.

Now log off and go master quantum physics.
"I couldn't even TALK to the demon!...I couldn't even OPEN MY MOUTH!!!"
 
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Try a mirror , junior. Try a mirror.

 
 
 
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 Metal-

I can't tel if your analysis of thearly dayswas totally straight-shooting or not, but I realize that most of it probably is, which means that you didn't try to look beyond what you of me on the surface. In time, I was probably the one that made that picture unclear. Believe me, I regret it to this day.

So you do acknowkedge that DrJoe started everything. Good. Even I can agree that he had no intention of taking to the level it's currently at, but intentions change. HIS intentions changed with each passing month. I have a theory which I never reavealed to any of you before, but will do so now- DrJoe and I started out being a lot alike in a certain way- dealing with crap people throw at us. Both of us are "get the last word in" types. Both of have a tendency to be "I'm right and can't possibly be wrong" types. In his mind, my own particular spin on dealing with people's crap made meout to be like an ugly mirror image of himself. He couldn't stand seeing that kind of person the boards, so he attacked me. You thinking that I have a "hall monitor attitude" could be just judging a book by it's cover. In your particular example, I went to bat for those people, just as I wanted and expected them to go to bat for me. I thought I was showing my sense of caring, but obviously, must not know the first thing about showing my true intentions. I just don't know why you would automatically think the worst about me right off and STICK to those thoughts like cement on a brick. I certainly never gave in to negative first impressions. But you know what? The example you gave can be turned right around on my former allies! They went to bat for me, without thinking of how it was none of their business. There are times when it's PROPER to get into things that are none of your business. The defens of me against DrJoe is a prime example. They were showing their sense of caring and their kindheartedness, just like I was with them in the example you gave.

So alright, from now on, I'll put you on the list of those who were neutrl in the war. No big deal. What is a big deal is that when you noticed one ship was sinking, the right thing to do would be to help save the passengers and crew of the ship- not join the enemy in bombarding it.

Preachiness is next to godliness, if done in the right way. I guess I didn't know the right way. We Christians are taught that what Jesus said in Matthew 28:20 is very important- that we should make discples of all nations and teach them to obey everything He commanded us. I guess I'm a flop as a teacher. I remeber apologizing for being this way before and the apology still stands. Remember though- I recently quoted a Bible verse or 3 that said to forgive people, no matter how much they may throw your forgiveness back in their face.

That "Awww c'mooon" stuff- that was only an attempt at light humor. That it angered you in the LEAST proves that you only go by outward appearances- judging books by their covers, if you will. How could you say I was "desperate" to make friends "in a very scary way"? How can there be any ways besides GOOD ways to make friends? Besides, my main desire slowly turned from making and keeping friends ("keeping" is the only place where the desperation comes in) to making and keeping allies in the war. I don't see how it's even REMOtELY possible to make friends "in a scary way" unless I said, "Be my friend or I'll KILL you and you're whole family!". I know I never said anything like that.

Why can't you stop holding the suicide thing against me? I remember apologizing whole-heartedly and PROFUSELY for that. It's high time to lighten up about this.
 
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 Dewey- I'm not trying to gain allies anymore. Besides, I thought this wasan "anything goes" board anyway. 2cool said it himself. A mite hypocritical aren't we?

Jim- what fantasies? I had no fantasies here.
 
ISLIPP
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 DrJoe-

Go ahead and classify my words as mere whining and pouting. But God, in His infinite wisdom, knows they are not.

Steve- Whaddyaknow! I tried your mirror, behind your back, hiding in your house- and by golly, I saw it was YOU- or so I almost thout. No, DrJoe really is the biggest piece of s**t in the world, but you come vey close.
 
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 If you came anywhere near my house I'd gun you down like the worthless piece of humanity you are.
 
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 I can move too quickly for you to shoot me. Better try something else. Maybe you can sick your poodle on me.
 
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 You seem awfully sure of your physical capabilities for a @#%$ slob that's too "sick" to work.
 
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 Yu're the @#%$ slob- and I'm NOT too sick to work, as evidenced by my actual working.
 
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 As for me, I defended you SLIPP. For half a year. My opinion was, SDJ was being a little too harsh, so I'd step in and help you out. Like metal, the suicide thing tore it. I had been losing my patience with you for some time at that point SLIPP, but that absolutely tore it. To add to things, you give us this "Christ at the Final Supper" crap in that hour long e-mail you sent. As you may remember, I flew off the handle in that "requiem" thread. And yes, SLIPP, I blew up DEFENDING YOU. Only to find out that I had been played. LIKE A PUPPET. Well FU CK that, SLIPP. I was no longer in your corner. However, as you may remember, I didn't immediately join SDJs either. I was for the most part neutral, mostly tired of taking bullets for you. Then you completely nuts. THAT'S when I joined the "ToT".


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 When I said NOBODY, it should've been obvious to you that I meant "nobody in the NFO". It should've been obvious that I wasn't counting myself, unless you really are that dumb. I WOULD admit that I brought it ALL on myself If I DID. But I can't take anymore than HALF the responsibility. The other half goes to YOU GUYS.
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Isn't cool when your own words get turned inside-out and fuc ked with, is it, SLIPP?

Did we instigate? Yeah, we did. Did we go apes hit? No, we didn't. So fuc k you, Fu ck your peace terms, and fu ck any apology you'll get from ANYBODY.
"Oh yes...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."
 
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 C'mon, the long winded bitching sessions about how doc is Tonya Harding whacking you with a lead pipe continue to get more rediculous; not to mention the overstatement of your physical prowess, knowing you'll never meet any of us in person. Everybody here knows SCG would kick your ass, nevermind myself or Steve. Using Slipponian logic (oy vey, now there's an oxymoron) I have all of Bruce Lee's movies, and since Bruce kicked Chuck "please buy my exercise machine than shoot me" Norris' ass in Return Of The Dragon; so the same would happen to you against me.

You are so fuckin delusional, and a sad low life piece of sh it. It's scumfucks like you that have turned Christianity into a long-standing joke. Do yourself and everybody else a favor by closing your fat fuckin mouth for once, then making good on that idle suicide threat. I'm asking you nicely, please kill yourself.
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
 
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 "Leave Jesus out of this sickdrjoe. I'm probably FAR from his favorite."
"Oh yes...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."
 
Afa Dollah
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 <and I'm NOT too sick to work, as evidenced by my actual working.>

When? Haven't you realized that all these posts are time-stamped?

You posted continuously from 12:30PM Michigan time until 5:00AM yesterday. You posted every afternoon of every day last week, and into the early morning hours.

For the "assistant manager of a lawn-care service," you spend all but 7 hours a day on your computer at home.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I've had it with the endless lies, the endless excuses and the endless parade of transparent characters. BAN SLIPP NOW. 

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