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General Discussion / Larry's 105th Birthday
« on: September 30, 2007, 07:43:10 PM »
Good evening!  I know it's been forever and an age since I've logged on.  It sure is nice to be back!

I was wondering if anyone was going to be in Philly for Larry's 105th birthday get-together this weekend?

You may have read it in a stooge newsletter, but here's the info:

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Larry Fine's 105th Birthday to be Celebrated

The fan club will hold an "open house" on Sat, Oct 6th to help commemorate Larry Fine's 105th birthday.  The event will take place at the fan club's HQ, "The Stoogeum" in Spring House, PA from 10am to 5pm.

In addition to socializing with other fan club members, some of the activities that we anticipate include film screenings, special presentations in the Stoogeum's theater and other surprises.  Dealer tables will be set up in the lobby so that fans can purchase Stooges memorabilia.

We will also try to get some of Larry's relatives who live in the area to stop by.  And of course, viewing the vast array of Stoogeabilia on display at the Stoogeum will be an integral part of the day.

While there are no formal dinner arrangements as of our press date, it is anticipated that some members will informally gather that evening at a local eatery, or perhaps make the trip to Jon's Bar & Grill (Larry Fine's birthplace) at 606 South 3rd Street in Philadelphia, to continue the celebration.  This of course, is the location of the world-famous "Larry Mural" by David McShane which overlooks the corner of 3rd and South Sts.

The rest of the article is regarding hotel accomodations, but my husband and I plan to be there!  :D  Didn't know if I could expect to see anyone else!

Jen


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Youtube and Google Videos / Gettin' my feet wet with YouTube
« on: October 11, 2006, 05:07:12 PM »
This fall I am rekindling my love affair with old, hokey horror movies.

In a fit of pure love and adoration, I opened an account and posted a few clips from two of my favorite movies:  Dracula (1931) and Mad Love (1935).  The second movie is one of Peter Lorre's first American movies (if not the first).  He is young and a bit pudgy...which is the Lorre I love (just like he was in "M").

I'm feeling a bit insecure, however.  For some reason, my beloved clips (perfect in their original forms) somehow did not translate in sync.  The video portion comes just before the audio when I uploaded AVI files.  I hope my babies aren't ruined and people can still enjoy them!  Although it's only been two days somehow I was expecting thousands of people to rate my videos **lol**   :D

Anyhow, my account is ladylove72.  Please feel free to browse and let me know your honest opinions.  I'm enclosing some of my favorite clips:

[youtube=425,350]IqcE3IKlUB8[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]oFCT40g6JxI[/youtube]
[youtube=425,350]oyj4SGQJ9HM[/youtube]

Just tryin' to get my feet wet!   8)

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General Discussion / If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord
« on: August 22, 2006, 07:08:39 PM »
A buddy of mine sent me this today.  I loved enjoying every stupid B-movie cliche and stupid plot twist mentioned!!  Hope you get a good laugh like I did!

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

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Islipp Classics / Remember When...?
« on: August 20, 2006, 09:48:23 AM »
(A trip down memory lane begins to go horribly awry when ISLIPP is called out of lurking.)

2cool247   
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(6/23/02 6:41)
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 Hey, i would have posted this on the Stoogeworld boards, but I wanted to get Slipp to post what he remembers to.

This topic is about what has happened in the past year in our "Crew" we have going here, what are the top 5 thing's you remember the most.

MINE ARE:

5. Sick Dr. Joe's Book.
4. Slipp's many character's.
3. The Subway punishment.
2. Slipps death notice.
1. Slipp posting as his mother, begging to stop making fun of her son,
( Laughs and starts rolling on the floor as he continues ) and than tells us he was practicing to be an author.


F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.

Edited by: 2cool247   at: 6/23/02 6:42:09 am
 
Bruckman64
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(6/23/02 7:10)
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 Am going to try to be nice to Slipp for a while, because frankly am wiped. So my non-Slippian choices wd. be:

[in no real order and mostly from the C3 Forum's glory days]:

-Nosehonk states for the record: "Porn is wonderful!"
-Jamison disappears post 9/11 and returns, as do a few others.
-The Kidnap Guy.
-The c3 Forum is reduced to a ghost town, then a postapocalyptic charred wasteland, & is finally bulldozed.
-The lengthy thread where we each wrote down our impression of what the other posters looked like [Everyone unanimously pegged Metaldams as a skinny mullet-headed dude in a black Metallica t-shirt].
 
sickdrjoe
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(6/23/02 7:22)
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 My biggies would be those threads that really gave C3 a head of steam in its salad days...all these threads are long gone now, alas.

the 'who besides the Stooges are your favorite comics?' thread

the thread where the regs posted their own faux-Stooge short ideas

the 'memories of watching the boys on TV' thread (many priceless early-tv anecdotes)

any thread that prompted Gimmi to refer to his sexual prowess or pick-up techniques

4 am bull sessions on 30s movies, usually punctuated by Slipp, feeling left out, invading the discussion with 'okay, fellas, break it up!'

the dog-leash thread IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM (before Slipp went back & 'fixed' it). Jamison's deadpan "that teacher/dog vignette was certainly.... interesting" was hilarious and the hairline crack that eventually collapsed the floodgates
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"
 
Bruckman64
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(6/23/02 7:38)
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 The first time I was ever knocked speechless by Slipp was when he broke into a conversation between SDJ and I [can't even remember the topic now]. I remember SDJ also hollering down at...was it Slipp and I?....no, Shady and I were doing parodies of Victorian poetry and we woke up SDJ at 4 a.m.! You had to be there.

I was going to include the dog story despite my non-Slippian objective, but refrained.

Couple others I recall:

-Top 10 Signs You'd Watched Too Many Stooge Films [one of the first threads I participated in].

-Real-life examples of Stoogian clumsiness.

-Shady and I debate why people from the Netherlands are called the Dutch, why the Netherlands is also called Holland, and why Constantinople became Istanbul [apropos of the song by They Might Be Giants]. Those stream-of-consciousness style threads were the best, even though they drove Gimmi crazy.
 
Jamison2
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 1)Definitely has to be Slipp's mooning over the dental technician, then
several of us (seriously) offering tips about approaching her. Now it seems
to be surreal, but at the time, I for one, gave advice in earnest...
2) All threads that addressed "Soup to Nuts." They usually went off on
wonderful tangents about Healy, early talkie comedies, etc.
3) Bruckman's analyses on the shorts. STILL some of the best writing on
fillm comedy that I've read.
4)Metaldams' treatises on heavy metal that actually made me go listen
to (gasp!) Black Sabbath...
5)Slick Chick's early bursts of teen angst (before they became "Oh, sheesh,
is her old man going to drive the family off the road again?")
6)Most of SDJ's head-banging 900-word retorts to Slipp; and you just
KNEW that the Slipper had never heard of most of the references being
used to slug him upside the dome!
 
 
 
sickdrjoe
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(6/23/02 15:32)
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 I'm still ticked at C3 for trashing the entire archive.

If they wanted to stop the bleeding and no longer allow any new posts, fine. But flushing every word of a year's worth of posts - some of them valuable - was appalling. Just goes to show what everybody came to believe - that C3 were no more committed to being custodians of a comedy landmark than a mail-order sex-toys outfit is committed to helping repair foundering marriages - was true all along.

Ie, it was all about cashing checks without lifting a finger to earn them. Dead men do all the heavy lifting; Bob & Earl crack the Moet. They suck; may their families go homeless in an unforeseen, catastrophic reversal of fortune.
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"

Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 6/23/02 3:33:46 pm
 
Jamison2
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(6/23/02 15:37)
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 Christ, that IS a shame that it was allowed to die like that. I have some printouts
of some of the "Soup to Nuts" threads, but would appreciate it if anyone could supply
with the Bruckman essays.
 
metaldams1978
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 The first time I ever raised an eyebrow at a SLIPP comment was probably even before SDJ ever made a post. It was nothing major, though. We were talking about profanity in movies, and I mentioned blue humor can be great when used sparsely and tastefully. SLIPP disagreed, even on light PG-13 style humor. I used a Simpsons quote, (About Mr. Burns's "gay experience"), and SLIPP found it offensive. This was before I knew anything about SLIPP or any other posters other than they were Stooge fans, so I assumed SLIPP was a bitter old man, (meaning old enough to be my grandfather old). When I eventually found out he was only 26 at the time, I knew he was a Baptist. I knew it before he ever mentioned it.

The SLIPP dog thread is of course my favorite. I remember that weekend my Aunt, Uncle and cousins were visiting, so I wasn't online much. I did sneak online and read that thread and almost fell out of my chair. I was upset that the dog thread had to happen on the weekend my family was visiting, but I eventually caught up.

I of course also cringed at the wetting the bed while dreaming of little girls and was remember anxiously awaiting sick's response. I remember somebody, I think Shemp_Diesel, said to SLIPP that he should probably delete this post. SLIPP called it an innocent act, or something along those lines.

Favorite non-SLIPP moments:

- Reading all the more knowledgable posters talk about old films and soaking in their knowledge and exploring this stuff. I can now kind of sort of hang with them in the knowledge sense.

- The metaldams short tournaments, and spending lots of time counting votes.

- Favorite music threads.

- .......and of course, one of the greatest moments ever, The Stooges Porn Title Thread! It was there the barriers were finally 100% open.

- Peter North's 24 hour reign of terror.


 
sickdrjoe
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 Well, Bruckman's got em. He's been submitting em to Gary Lassin's Journal; I know at least one has seen print.

Maybe if he reads this, Jamison, he might post them to Stoogeworld. Place could stand a touch of highbrow anyway, if you ask me.

HA! Dams, I remember that one! Slipp added, "And why does Bart have to call him 'Homer'? C'mon, Bart, show respect and call him 'Dad'!".... as if cartoon characters made up their own dialogue! But that was in my 'just-humor-him-and-he-might-go-away' stage. When it was obvious he wasn't going to, harsher methods were called for.

And here's a prob I got with SW...the site automatically deletes older posts. No matter how good the thread is...once it hits page "21"....adios! Say goodbye to the Osama-Stooge titles we dreamed up last September. ANOTHER good one that bit dust it never deserved.
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"

Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 6/23/02 3:56:03 pm
 
sickdrjoe
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 Only one left up - for DIZZY DOCTORS - at:

pub31.ezboard.com/fstooge...rm6?page=3
 
WrathOfSteve
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(6/23/02 18:16)
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 Wasn't Slipp also the one who started the post about going out and performing random acts of Stooge-like violence on unsuspecting strangers?
 
ISLIPP
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 Okay, since you all know I'm still hanging around because of 2cool's pegging me as those 2 Wizeguy69 posts and because Jamison asked me nicely, I'll bite at this too. But first-

Steve, that wasn't about comitting random acts of Stooge violence, although that did come up. It was about doing ANY random funny Stooge-like acts. Everybody turns my ideas that have NOTHING to do with the feuds or ANYTHING mischievous into worst case scenarios. WHY?

Now for my most memorable forum moments:

1. Having to deal with my most diabollically, fiendishly tough nemesis EVER- sickdrjoe. I'd take my hat off to him if I had one.

2. At C3, early in my posting days, there was someone who claimed that Joe Besser was his/her favorite Stooge. He/she led us on for quite awhile in that thread before revealing that he/she just said that to get our reactions for some psychology report for his/her college class. You know, Sten said she was studying psychology. Hmmmm.

3. The old Metaldams before his permanent Mr. Hyde-like change of attitude. Sigh. I miss him. SCOOBY-DOUG..WHERE ARE YOU??

4. Bruckman's masterfully written essays.

5. Nose's GSA's

I might as well contribute to the movie thread too....

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 " Okay, since you all know I'm still hanging around because of 2cool's pegging me as those 2 Wizeguy69 posts and because Jamison asked me nicely, I'll bite at this too - Uh - oh. "

Slipp, those Wizeguy posts were not me. Scouts honor, bro.

" SCOOBY-DOUG..WHERE ARE YOU?? " - Uh - oh.

F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.

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 I didn't say they were you. Scouts honor, bro.
 
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 Alright than ,i aint no THANG.
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 "3. The old Metaldams before his permanent Mr. Hyde-like change of attitude. Sigh. I miss him. SCOOBY-DOUG..WHERE ARE YOU??"

Shut the @#%$ up you jobless, worthless, born again vagrant. I never changed, I just couldn't hold in my dislike for your idiotic shennanigans anymore. Oh....yes.....master.......sick......I......will......stop......talking.......to........ Canine........ Cox ........now. Would....... you...... like ....... me........ to ........steal.... for ......... you........ some ..........cig.....a........rettes?


 
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 Naughty-naughty, little boy. Don't talk back to your elders.
 
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 That's "don't talk back to your betters".


Which, for you, means communicating with flash cards for the rest of your life.
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 " Naughty-naughty, little boy. Don't talk back to your elders. "

Slipp, you talkn to me? Are you talking to me? Well they aint nobody behind me, you Must be talking to me. You could only answer me back, because I'm younger than you, and you talk down to me.

You would never say anything face-to-face to me though Slippy, id crack you so hard in you're mouth. See, I could probably bare to talk to you face-to face for about a minute before i'd crack you. Guys like Metaldams would walk up to you, and start beating you with a chain, Sick Dr. Joe is a New Yorker, like myself, so he'd just shoot you, Steven Pigeon would run at you with a 12 foot sword in his hand, Bruckman would just knock you out, even Sweetcanadiangirl will have her fun by smacking you across you're face.

Slipp, I gotta rule you should live by, don't talk about peoples family's until they talk about your's. What you said about Sick Dr. Joe's father, was pretty f*cked up. Slipp, you really shouldn't be talking about fathers, because it's been goin' aroun that you're old lady is a little ticked off, because you're dads coming up alittle to short, if you know what I mean. I was hearing she's looking for a Dr. right about now, so whatch what you say, Soon you might be hearing strange sounds coming from across the room, a certain " Dr. " might be making Mrs. Cox make.
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 Not this Dr.

More like a veteriniarian.


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 2 Cool, he was talking to me on that elders comment. You know, he's the ripe old age of 28 while I'm much younger at 23, a huge age difference, (cough). Like sick said with the Metallica/Beatles comment, if that's all the Virgin Vagrant has got on me, you know he's desperate. Oh, and SLIPP, I've f u c k e d girls your age. You should try it sometime, it's exciting. You just better hope they can get over the fact that you're packing a two inch piece of bacon with a toe nail hanging off the end of it. 

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 " I've f u c k e d girls your age. You should try it sometime, it's exciting. "

I think girls Slipps age would F--- me, before they f----d him, lol.
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 Pipe down, 2cool. Of COURSE I was talking to Metal. But I am much older than you, too. Don't forget that.

DrJerk, I had it right. Sooby-Doug is no better than me. Believe it or not, neither are YOU.

Scooby-Doug- Unlike you, I don't put my penis in every girl I see. You're unbelievably easy. If a girl even smiles at you, you're ready to do the nasty, even though you don't know (or care) where she's been. Either unload your gun yourself or hose down.
 
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 " Pipe down, 2cool. Of COURSE I was talking to Metal. But I am much older than you, too. Don't forget that. "

Gee wiz Mr. Slipp you're right! Mother says never talk back to MY ELDERS. Jumping scooby snacks, i'm sorry sir!

F U C K THAT! s h i t bitch eat a mutha f*ckin d i c k, and lick a million mutha f u k i n c o c k s per second, id rather put out a mutha f u k i n gospel record!
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 "Scooby-Doug- Unlike you, I don't put my penis in every girl I see."

I guess that explains why it hurts when all those pre school boys sit down, you freak.

"If a girl even smiles at you, you're ready to do the nasty, even though you don't know (or care) where she's been."

......and what are you basing this on? Also, I've never seen anybody over the age of 12 call sex "The Nasty." Then again, SLIPP isn't over the age of 12.

"Either unload your gun yourself or hose down."

Instead of unloading my gun, I will give it to you. Now I am going to lock you alone in a padded room, with no way out. Now do the right thing and shoot yourself. Then find out the disappointment when Jesus is a Metallica fan who laughs at Robert Tilton and is going to send you straight to Hell, BUCKO!



 
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 Like Lionel Richie sings, you're easy. You're easy like Sunday morning.

"What are you basing this on?"

WHAT?? After that last post and coutless others where you bragged about your many "conquests", you have hte unmittigated gall to ask that? Sheesh! "The Conquest of the Planet of the Apes" was much bigger than any of your little flings.

Lots of people over the age of 12 call sex "the nasty". I even heard it SNL a couple of times. I believe it was Mike Meyers doing his "Coffe Talk" character. Like "she" would say, "Big whoop."

And believe me, even if I did do that to litlte boys, it wouldn't be much better than whacking off to pictures of the members of Metallica with no shirts on like you.
 
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 "WHAT?? After that last post and coutless others where you bragged about your many "conquests", you have hte unmittigated gall to ask that? Sheesh! "The Conquest of the Planet of the Apes" was much bigger than any of your little flings."

I think you've got me confused with Gimmi Legs.

"Lots of people over the age of 12 call sex "the nasty". I even heard it SNL a couple of times. I believe it was Mike Meyers doing his "Coffe Talk" character. Like "she" would say, "Big whoop." "
Yeah, but to you sex truly is nasty. It is STILL a total mystery to you. Oh, and SLIPP, Michael Meyers calling it The Nasty is A JOKE, just like you are.

"And believe me, even if I did do that to litlte boys, it wouldn't be much better than whacking off to pictures of the members of Metallica with no shirts on like you."

I know it's been said before, but it must be repeated. If your father jerked off into that porcelain throne in the living room that God awful night of conception instead of cumming in the property of Belleville, than this world would be a much better place.





 
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Looks like, one by one, everyone must - again- grudgingly admit I called this one right.

Slipp: commit suicide now. Please, because what's going to happen is you're eventually going to bore 2Cool into banning you. Dunrobin's board is dead, with or without you. You don't even bother posting there anymore. Face it, nobody anywhere has anything left worth saying about CUCKOO ON A CHOO CHOO and THREE LOAN WOLVES. The air is going going gone outta the Stooge-board balloon.

That means once 2Cool boots you, your entire Reason For Living will be gone. And since everyone rightly blames YOU for chasing the good posters off the Stooge boards, the least - I mean the leashed you could do - is blow your fuckin' head off with Daddy's .30-06. BOOM! Brain salad splattered on the bathroom tile. Do it, Slipp.

If you're scared of pain, take pills! (With a freak like you for a son, your mom's gotta have a couple scripts for serious pills in the cabinet. Take the whole jar; play safe.)

Only YOU could turn a community of concerned people who'll drop everything to help a depressed regular from contemplating ending it all, to a ghoulish mob of rubberneckers staring up at you on the ledge screaming "Jump!". But that's where it's at. Hey, you don't wanna live in a world without message-boards, anyway. So end your suffering... and ours.

Pull the trigger. Eat ALL the pills. Jump.
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 "everybody rightly blames YOU for chasing all the good posters away...."

Are you calling Bruckman, Shady, Jamison and even you when you manage to post someting intelligent USELESS? These guys minus YOU, all put together, have more brains than you and your entire family tree combined.

I wasn't solely responsible for chasing anyone away and you know it. It was ALL of us feuding that chased them away.

And stop thinking I'm so pathetic that the boards are my whole life. According to you, I've got the whole kindergarten class down the street, right?

The only way I'd kill myself is to pay someone to behead me. No pain- and it only takes a second. Then, I could go haunt you IN PERSON and make your REAL life a living Hell.
 
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"These guys minus YOU, all put together, have more brains than you and your entire family tree combined."

In order to feel insulted, I first have to understand the insult. What the heck does that sentence MEAN?

"I wasn't solely responsible for chasing anyone away and you know it. It was ALL of us feuding that chased them away."

Slipp...Slipp...wake up, son. It was YOU.

"And stop thinking I'm so pathetic that the boards are my whole life. According to you, I've got the whole kindergarten class down the street, right?"

'Down the basement' is more like it. To even attempt to deny these boards mean everything to you is ludicrous. Never ask people to believe you and not their own eyes., Slipp; we're in America now, not the Gingerbread House of Belleville.

"The only way I'd kill myself is to pay someone to behead me. No pain- and it only takes a second. Then, I could go haunt you IN PERSON and make your REAL life a living Hell."

Brrr- a cross-eyed religious midget's ghost is after me! Still, better you're dead and haunting me, McGruff, than you're alive, horny, and haunting Chuck E Cheese as usual.
How issix-year-old butthole, anyway? Tight, hah?
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" It's a beautiful day in my neighborhood....Won't you be my neighbor."

Slipp, he don't MEAN IT LIKE THAT.
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 DrJoe- You oughtta know. You ARE a six year-old butthole.

So anyway, I was saying that Jamison, Bruckman and Shady have more brains COMBINED than YOU and your whole freakin' FAMILY TREE combined. See? BTW, how are the nuts on that tree? Are they ripe yet?

"Slipp...Slipp...wake up, son. It was you."

DrJoe...DrJoe...wake up, son, it was US.

Your mind is a great thing to waste. Give a hoot- don't pollute these boards anymore. Take a bite out of crime- arrest, prosecute, sentence and execute yourself.
 
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Sure, death is scary, but like they say in the rip-off insurance scam ads, No Salesman Will Call. Throw in 'no more phone, utility and plastic bills' and 'possibility of Afterlife of some sort', and death's lookin' better already.
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1. Threestooges.com's shut down of the message board.

2. Slipp's "suicide" post

3. Slipp's "Mom" post

4. The bickering between Slipp and Sick before Slipp's "suicide" post.

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Hey Cox if this isn't an act of violence I don't know what is:"When you're mad at someone, take them with you by
grabbing their hair or by puling them by the nostril
with your pinky! You can even throw in a "C'mooon!"like
Moe."
Once more your own words come back to haunt you.

 
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(ISLIPP states that his low blood sugar and impending Type II diabetes are responsible for his unusual behavior.)

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 First, I just got an e-mail from a rather rash-thinking NFO member, accusing me of being the new poster, Cheater Gunsmoke. The main point of this post touches on the reason I couldn't possibly be that poster.

You may remember the reason I gave for not driving. I called them "blackouts". Since I first mentioned that months ago, I've had many spells that didn't involve blacking out. I felt the same way I did when posted with you all in past months- my mind was in a fog, things would get blurry for a few seconds, I'd lose my train of thought and even lost track of where I was or what I was doing. This was why I was submitting the many posts that you still laugh at today.

Thursday, I was on my way home, walking through a busy downtown area. I had another one of those spells. I had told my mom about my spells before, but this was the last straw. She realy got on my case to make an appontment with my doctor. So I did. When I told the receptionist my symptoms and she told the doctor, he wanted to see me the next day. It's hard to get an appointment that soon, so I knew he must've been really concerned. When I saw him the next day, he thought I may have hypoglycemia (low blood sugar). He said to stay away from the sweets and have my meals closer together. He wanted to be sure, so he ordered some lab work.

I thought, if this is true, maybe I could start having peace talks with the NFO. Maybe they'll understand and we can discuss peace terms. After all, if I'm hypoglycemic, since I experienced those symptoms so often as I posted, the NFO will realize that I couldn't help being the way I was and they would show their humanitarian sides toward me. So I e-mailed Angy and Herb (the only thing I did online for all those days) and gave them the lowdown. I had them back off from the forum war unless things still don't work out.

Saturday morning I had the lab work, spending 3-4 hours giving urine and blood samples.

Tonight, the doctor called back with the results, confirming that I'm hypoglycemic. A good thing- because it definately could've been something worse. Diabetis was even mentioned. But now, this chocoholic will have to do the impossible and avoid sweets. (sigh)

I don't know about you guys, but all our experiences together has made me HATE forum wars to pieces. I started out just plain ol' disliking them, but now I DESPISE them. That's why, since June, I've been doing so well at that other board I post at (with the different group of people). I learned from my past mistakes (those I couldn't help and those I could) and it's really nice there. I'm not saying we could post together peacefully anymore. That seems far from likely at ths point, but who knows? I'm thinking that we could make some "If you don't...anymore, we won't ...anymore" type of agreements. That's what this thread could be used for.

I'm ignoring all snide comments made by all of you since I last posted here, and if you play your cards right and agree to a peace talk, I'll keep on ignoring them and you'll never see Angy and Herb anymore, for that matter. The ball is in your court.
 
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 So I e-mailed Angy and Herb.....

So much for your 'peace talks', Blackout Boy. So you're hypoglycemic.... so fuckin' what? A lifetime of Smores and orange soda will do that to you. You have a Junk Food Disease that millions of people have. I don't see them behaving remotely like you.

Typical. "Everybody listen!...VERY VERY important personal revelation! Please read - I INQUIRED about help! You can well-like and respect me again - See? Doctor's note! It was all an illness!.....Now let me into the club and believe in my imaginary friends!"

Shove that doctor's note up your ass, and have a Clark Bar on me.
 
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 Once again you ask for "peace talks" from one side of your mouth, then from the other give us ultimatums. I don't give a sh it if you have AIDS, I will never feel sorry for you. In fact, it would be my pleasure to stick a funnel in your mouth and force-feed you raw sugar.

Hmmmm....does semen count as "sweets"? Are you going to have to lay off that too?


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 SLIPP, I've already told you this before, and I will tell you this again. You are always going to be on our s hit list. Nothing you can do to stop that. The ONLY way you can end this is to leave. There will NEVER be any peace talks. Leaving will prevent your reputation from going down even further. There is nothing you can do to bring your reputation back up. NOTHING. When you leave, you will still be brought up occasionally, and you are just going to have to accept that. However, the longer you are away, the less your name will be brought up, but it will always be brought up on occasion. Never post here or at any other site we post at again under ANY identity. We all know every member of the SLIPP syndicate is you. Don't act otherwise. Don't even check up on the forums again. Move on with your life. I know you won't listen to this, but at least you can't say I told you what you needed to do.

About your little disease, boo-hoo-hoo. It is just you using this as another excuse. You will never take responsibility for your actions. I'm supposed to feel sorry for you because you can't eat sweets anymore? F uck you! Even if you really did have some serious health problrm, NONE OF US WOULD BELIEVE YOU. You are a proven liar and someday that is going to haunt you when you really are telling the truth. You're the boy that cried wolf. Now get the f uck out of here and never post under identity with us again. Don't even log on to the same boards as us and read our posts. Move on with your pathetic life.
 
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Hypoglycemic, huh? Just further proof your parents should’ve left the useless changeling they called Eric atop one of the hills at the nearest landfill the dawn after you were born. Mon Dieu…condemned to a life without Sugar Smacks and Count Chocula. Cry me a friggin’ river, already.
 
 
 
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Stop this nonsense immediately. Controversy over!

NFO: New Foundland Ontario!

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Cartoon reference.

That's strike 2, Slipp. Nibble a Nestle's Crunch to avoid fainting and try again.
 
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 Slipp, at this point any attempt to receive compassion is going to be met with suspicion, whether yr statements are true or not. Remember I said that I no longer bothered to sort out the truth from the lie in your posts in the name of simplification? Posts like this one are the exact reason I no longer bother. It's not that what you write is beyond verification; it's that the source itself is so doubtful, after you've produced numerous lies, that no one is prepared to take it seriously. I'd like to believe it but am too wary by now to accept anything of yours at face value. And Slipp, I have low blood sugar and am borderline hypoglycemic. It didn't take extensive lab tests to tell me so. And if you've had the condition since adolescence and are only now finding it out after years of prolonged blackouts, your entire MO comes under suspicion. [The only blackouts I ever had derived from my part-time avocation as a pugilist and were the main reason I got out of the sport, not wanting to keel over from a subdural hematoma before the age of 40 ].


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 Wait...Is this the same SLIPP who knocked on a cancer patient not that long ago? Now you expect sympathy because you can't drink your sugar water anymore?

And as for Cheater Gunsmoke, he can kiss our collective asses as well.
 
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 Please, lady and gentlemen, let's be reasonable, rational and civilized.

I wasn't crying to you because I can't eat sweets, I was asking you to understand the reason behind the "behavior". If I truly ever behaved badly, it was only because I didn't keep doing things by the Bible, not because I stuck up for myself and tried to put you all in your places. The hypoglycemia also factors in. It brought on most of the lies and made me want to do the mommy post, the suicide scandal, the Superstooge episode, etc.

Your responses to my announcement (besides Bruckman's) have been at least a tad inappropriate, don't you think? Here I am, coming in peace, stating that there could be a glimmer of hope that these things could be settled peacefully. Please, don't crap all over that glimmer.

Jim- what ultimatums? Whatever you call an ultimatum in the announcement post, I certainly didn't mean to try to put you over a barrel.

Bruckman,

I understand about suspicion at my attempts to receive compassion. Have I ever tried to play any of you for fools? (don't answer that). Despite anything I ever posted, In never thought any of you to be dumb, but rather that you are all very rash thinkers. You're so quick to WANT to think the worst that you don't bother to give things I say enough thought, if any at all. Please don't take Metal's view of the boy who cried wolf. However he thinks I "cried wolf", I didn't spoil my own attempt to make peace, it was your rash thinking.

Like I said, the hypoglycemia is the reason for most of the lies. I'm not having the symptoms now, and haven't been having them since before I started typing the announcement post. I don't blame you for approaching what I say with caution, but it's not good to approach EVERYTHING that way. I think I brought that up before and explained why. So moving on....

Herb says he's from Wigan, you say You're very familiar with the place. I say I'm hypoglycemic, YOU say you're hypoglycemic. How do I know you aren't doing what Shady did in the Superstooge episode? I said as Superstooge that I was a psychologist, then he posts as Dr. Criswell saying HE is a psychologist. No, I'm not necessarily calling you a liar, but I'm approaching these claims of yours with caution, just as you do with things I say. Maybe they were your methods of making fun of MY methods.

How did you know you were hypoglycemic without lab tests? My mom was throwing out many possibilities of what it could be, so we didn't put total faith in any possibility. Don't let my only just now finding out about it cause suspicion. I'm a classic procrastinator. Also, I took me years to realize that I even had a problem. I was in denial andblowing it off.

Last note to everyone else- Why can't you be more like Bruckman? Notice the difference between his post and yours in this thread. He didn't bite my head off. He didn't insult me. He was a perfect gentleman. Let him always be your example of how to be civil, rational and gentlemanly. Thank you bruckman, for having the intelligence to not react like the others. I this isn't proof that they have go-with-the-flow syndrome, I don't know what is.
 
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 BTW, Nose- I never knocked any cancer patients. That was you're take on it. I just mentioed that particular one to get under DrJoe's skin.

And DrJoe- I never even saw the Dick Tracy cartoon (or even the Warren Beatty movie). I only saw the Daff Duck "Duck Tracy" cartoon and there was no "Cheater Gunsmoke" in that one. However, I loved Neon Noodle! The original Dick Tracy cartoon was before my time and was never re-ran on any screen I ever watched.
 
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This court finds you guilty on all counts and sentences you to death by lethal injection. Of Coca-Cola syrup.

This is it, Slipp. You burned your last bridge here. How can you go back to being the revenge-crazed nut now that you've prostrated yourself before us with this business of "chocolate bars made me crazy, and probably had something to do with those kids being found dead"?

And just how do you know you didn't molest & kill little kids? ......Blackouts, remember? If you could've pulled the Mommy disguise without knowing what you were doing because of your Twinkie-powered disability, how can you say, with any certainty, that you didn't blast your goo on a lifeless six-year-old?

PS to Bruckman: I've warned you time & again that your patient 'n' professorial tone with Slipp was like waving a red flag at a chihuahua convinced it's a bull. Now you've got yourself a new puppy! And this one's already leashed. Remember to give him that IAMS food exclusively; some of the commercial brands have sugar in them.


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 "Rash thinking"? Gee Slipp, it only took, what, 6 months for me to decide I'd had enough of your blathering before I lowered the boom "and let evil into my heart" yadda yadda yadda? Yeah, that was pretty hasty of me, lemme back up a bit....

I'm trying really hard to be nice to you and as I said before, it's awfully game of me to do it after you publicly called me a coc ksucker 2 or 3 weeks ago, but you just gotta try me on it, don'tya?

Slipp, if you don't want to believe anything I say then so be it. I don't ask you to believe me.

All it took was a simple blood test to discover whether I had hypoglycemia. This was done because I had, in the space of about 2 weeks, blacked out and fainted. Though my blood sugar was low, it was not adjudged the sole reason for loss of consciousness; physical stress and an electrolyte imbalance were suggested as more direct causes. Since I quit sparring I have never had any problems with dizziness or blacking out; formerly I averaged about 1 or 2 episodes per year from roughly 1989 [two years after I began boxing] through 1997 [the year I quit boxing]. Believe it or don't. I don't care.

As for England--it's a known fact I read a lot of obscure books, as any look at one of those "What are you reading/watching/listening to" threads will show. Bibliophilia has become a kind of hobby w/me the last few years and I've become an amateur expert at 1st editions and rare volumes. Living as I do in a small city far from any metropolis, I rely on various internet book search engines to track down books and currently am most interested in reading memoirs/histories pertaining to WW I and the Spanish Civil War, an outgrowth of my reading Hemingway years ago. I've done business with many booksellers in the UK acquiring books you simply cannot get in the US because they were never published here. I've also done business with booksellers in South Africa, Belgium, Italy, NZ and Australia. And I'm well-read enough to know where Wigan is. Likewise believe it or don't. [I notice Herb hasn't responded to my queries though].

The problem is, Slipp, you do think of me as plenty of people do--a big dumb jock of an ex-boxer ready to accept anything. Furthermore, you presume upon religious grounds to play the forgiveness angle, knowing I gotta respond to that--only to slam me with another remark about how I fu ck 76 year old women when I refuse.

The mistake I made was in giving you any support--which only enabled you to continue your public display of contumacious behavior. Numskull once asked me point blank why I was opposed to letting you back in at SW and I replied that I'd do so only if I felt certain you'd be trustworthy, but your behavior has exhibited you as anything but that--faked news articles, multiple usernames, lies, extortion.

Sure, I'd liek things to go back they were a year ago. I'd also like to be 21 again and cruise down 8th St. with my buddies listening to the Kingbees, but it ain't gonna happen.

Lessee....2 NFO members w/Christian backgrounds.....not looking like a very good game day for the "forces of evil" theory is it? [That's the beauty of the NFO--we're all different, yet united].

Sickdrjoe, yr. advice is duly noted and accepted.

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 How can I go back to being a revenge-crazed nut now? If peace talk negotiations don't work out, how could I not?- especially if you persist in being just as cruel as ever to me.

I not that unaware in my spells that I would unintentionally do something so vile as molest, have sex with or kill children. That s your cruel, inhuman side talking again. Put a cork in it.

PS genius- IAMS is CAT food. My parents feed their cat that stuff all the time.

Bruckman- Do what you want with DrJoe's "warning". Just remember, if you accept it, you'll be going with the flow like all the rest. You're better than that. You're your own man with your own mind. If you think I'm trying to sway you, so be it. If DrJoe influences you to think I'm trying to sway you, I pity you.
 
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 Hmmm, hmmm, so many choices a man makes in his lifetime......[flips coin, heads? tails? sickdrjoebot? slipp?]

BTW Slipp, Iams also makes dog food, my greyhound used to eat it, and I also had a cat who ate Iams cat food...problem was not mixing up the bags and giving the wrong thing to the wrong pet. [The greyhound loved the cat food, though].
 
 
 
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 Wrong again, Slipp! 'Correcting' already-correct information - a Slipp trademark. For a guy who got shot in the stomach and died, you sure have a lot of opinions. Have a jelly donut, wait for the mind-fog to fall, and invent another friend, wouldja?

Funny, you sure seems like the same Slipp to me; only in your 'depressive' phase after a flurry of 'manic' phony-identity activity over the weekend.

And, Bruckman, that's quite a choice he gave you. "Do what I say or you're an easily-led zombie with no will of your own."


"I couldn't even TALK to the demon!...I couldn't even OPEN MY MOUTH!!!"
 
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 Bruckman- just saw your last 2 posts. Dog food fact noted and accepted. Same with the coincidences about Wigan and hypoglycemia.

I appreciate you trying really hard to be nice to me. Like in my second post above, you truly are a gentleman. Most of the others are your EXACT opposite.
How many times do I have to tell you that you (not me) started this do-unto-each-other thing between us when you participated in that post-bumping spree in the last days of the old C3 site? How many times? 50? Do I hear 55? We took turns going back and forth. I lost track of whose turn it is now.

You say, "The problem is, Slipp, you do think of me as plenty of people do--a big, dumb jock of an ex-boxer, ready to accept anything." Then there IS no problem. Bruckman, since your return from treeplanting last year, I've realized what an asset you are to the boards. I've realized the wisdom, intelligence and vast knowledge of many subjects that you possess. I remember letting you know of my admiration of you on a few ocassions before things got ugly. You're the kind of guy I'd like to introduce to my sister (though she may be 2 or so years older than you).

"The mistake I made was in giving you any support." No, the mistake you made was listening to DrJoe while seeing me go all to pieces and seeing how I let my hypoglycemia make me post idiocies. I didn't know then that I should've avoided sugar, but if only I ever locked horns with DrJoe. I would stil be in everyone's good graces if I would've kept my anger in check.

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 DrJoe- I did nothing here over hte weekend, so what you babbling about?

If you're considering this a tug-of-war between us, with Bruckman being what we're tugging, stop. It's not a tug-of-war. Even if he does defect from the NFO, I'm sure you two will still hit it off.

Bruckman- notice how DrJoe is trying to sway you to stay on his "side". When in any of my posts in this thad did I ever say, "Do what I say or...". Never, by my count.

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 We welcome you to Jean Havez Downs for the 1st annual running of the Bruckman Porterhouse Stakes.....the horses are at the starting gate.....the bell rings....THEYRE OFF!!!.....it's Slipp and sickdrjoe neck and neck as they come into the clubhouse turn....oh oh slipp has stumbled into the rail......and...oh no, sickdrjoe has thrown a shoe! *clang!*it's hit slipp in the head....slipp and sickdrjoe, sickdrjoe and slipp....and...someone has thrown a bunch of pots and pans on the track and slipp has stepped in them, he's got saucepans adhering to his horse's hooves.....now sickdrjoe is feeding his horse pepperinos because he's got $200 on a perfecta.....they're coming into the stretch.....slipp's gaining on the inside while sickdrjoe is squeezed out....oh this is a close one, it's too close to call who might win Bruckman's favor....sickdrjoe is asking Slipp if his horse is a mudder and, oh no! slipp is slowing down to respond "No, he's a father"....sickdrjoe's now telling slipp "Wrong again, he eats his fodder" and slipp, horrified, is losing his advantage because he's trying to figure out whether his horse is a cannibal....into the home stretch....they're neck and neck again.....toward the finish line....oh this is gonna be a photo finish.......there seems to be some discussion in the judges' booth.....
 
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 Don't looka me! I'm simply perpetually amazed at how each Slipp post is a meticulously-constructed campaign. Take for instance his 'phony identities' and their telltale tendency to talk way too much about personal background data to total strangers. Whether it's Superstooge or Herbolsheimer, you end up knowing their life stories four hours after they first appear. They all enter explaining, something no real person does, because of Slipp's pathological (and, we now know, glucose-based) compulsion to prove it's not him! Yet it never never works for the very same reason...yet he's too stupid to ever catch on, and he keeps doing it. We now "know" that a guy who posted two dozen times as P Nis, a pottymouthed anti-Slipp who spoke in a wholly American dialect, is actually some public-school wanker in "England". Not just England - but Wigan! It's too fuckin' much information to be a real person! Don't tell Dumdum however, who keeps serving up these dossiers (Superstooge's wife going into labor, Mom and her two men, Bunionhead's Mexican ancestry & Matchbox car-collection...) like they're rubber pancakes.

The same principle applies here. He can't keep from building these excruciatingly pointless matchstick houses. He can't just tell his latest tale of woe without first inserting a completely ludicrous (and ludicrously incriminating) "Angy & Herb" reference. It doesn't dawn on him, "hey if I'm gonna ride this Hypoglycemia story to daylight for sympathy, I'd probably better not insult their intelligence by refusing to budge on my imaginary 'allies'." Noooo, he's got to shoehorn in an utterly gratuitous Angy & Herb remark to compulsively prop up the last false reality he'd constructed, even if, by doing it, he torpedoes any potential shred of sympathy he might've nabbed.

Look how...over the course of this thread alone...he deliberately refers back to his newest constructed reality (my blood sugar forced me to lie.....thus, I am blameless and in fact was even telling the truth when I swore I wasn't lying previously - my blood sugar did it, not me!) If a 5-year-old tried that on you, you'd slap his face in front of his parents, so insultingly stupid, clammy & desperate is such a claim. Yet he's already referred back to it TWICE or more already as if it were established, accepted fact!


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SLIPP....now hear this.....WE ALL KNOW THERE IS NO "ANGY", THERE IS NO "HERB", & YOU ARE MEDITRAN.

HYPOGLYCEMIA DIDN'T MAKE YOU A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR & AN IDIOT. YOU ARE A PATHOLOGICAL LIAR & AN IDIOT.
AND ONLY AN IDIOT WOULD EVER BELIEVE THAT CANDY BARS WOULD MAKE ANYONE FAKE THEIR OWN DEATH. TWICE!



"I couldn't even TALK to the demon!...I couldn't even OPEN MY MOUTH!!!"

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 "I'm ignoring all snide comments made by all of you since I last posted here, and if you play your cards right and agree to a peace talk, I'll keep on ignoring them and you'll never see Angy and Herb anymore, for that matter. The ball is in your court."

Sure sounds like an ultimatum to me, you disposed tampon.
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 ISLIPP = Cheater Gunsmoke, Angillus, Herbolsheimer, P Nis, Superstooge, Meditran, Bunionhead, Superstooge, His own mother, and probably a few others I'm forgetting

How dare you ask us to try to understand and take you seriously when you still won't admit to all of the above? Your characters are all so obviously you. Go eat a Snickers bar you f ucking dung beetle.

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 Bruckman- funny stuff! What did "the judges" decide? And did I just see DrJoe's horse give mine the finger?

DrJoe- I really have to actually applaud and compliment you. I've never seen anyone who, in real life, possessed such a mind for psychological warfare. I wonder if you're the first ever to discover how well it works on internet message boards. Surely you deserve a Pulitzer prize.

"Don't looka me!" Don't worry, we're not. You always thought you were the star at every board you posted at, in you mind who WOULDN'T look at you?

I'm simply perpetually amazed at how each Slipp post is a meticulously-constructed campaign." Sez you. What abt all my posts in the Syndicate'as now famous invasion at Shady's site? Were they campaigns? How about our identcal posts here? How about all my past posts about the Stooges, L&H, music, etc.? Try another method of pscological warfare- one that has actual credibility.

"Take for instace his 'phony identities' and their telltale tendecies to talk way too much about personal background data to strangers." This coming from the guy who told us he lived in NYC, moved to Louisianna, probably became a Cajun, and then moved back to NYC after the Twin Towers collapsed. I haven't done thatwith any of my few alter egos except Superstooge and Bunionhead. All Herb (an honest to goodness, real person- seperate from me) ever said was that he lives in Wigan. All Angy (to whom the same words in parenthasis above applies) ever let be known about himself was that he lives in the next town over from me. This is the next failed attempt at psychological warfare. Anymore? Wait- here's one- you claim that an reference to Angy and Herb, by me, should destroy any shred of sympathy I may have received. So sue me if I post true facts.

I'll say it one more time- Meditran is a mystery to me. In fact, how to get an alias at C3 was also a mystery to me, so I couldn't have been Meditran.

Hypoglycemia ruined my mindset many times. That's all I'll say about that.

Jim- that didn't look like an ultimatum to me. You took it too personally.
 
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 "Take for instace his 'phony identities' and their telltale tendecies to talk way too much about personal background data to strangers." This coming from the guy who told us he lived in NYC, moved to Louisianna, probably became a Cajun, and then moved back to NYC after the Twin Towers collapsed."

All of that is true considering I've exchanged stuff with sick, (as well as many others on this board, such selfish bastards us NFO guys are), through mail and his address change corresponded to what he said on the board. Also, he said this after knowing us for a while. Your dense characters are on the boards a few days and are already sharing their life stories.

SLIPP, you are every member of the SLIPP Syndicate as well as Meditran and Cheater Gunsmoke. Don't think for one second that the more you state that you aren't that it will all become truth. There is no reason why anybody would want to side with you, especially someone who previously had nothing to do with us, like all of your idiotic characters. Explain to us how you met "Herb and Angy" and how you got them to side with you, (this should be good).
 
 
 
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 My dear fellow, what difference does it make to you? "It" refers to anything I post. I won't do anything to change anyone's opinions will I? No, some things are better left to the imagination.

My FRIENDS (not my dense characters, like Bunionhead) did not share their life stories. I mentioned all they shared in my last post above.

Please tell me the objective of having an NFO member make up a new poster (Cheater Gunsmoke) and only having you, out of the whole NFO, pin his existence on me. I thought I was the only one who came up with moronic schemes. Thanks for assuring me that I'm not alone.

Herb and Angy's histories are all on this board- well, Angy's anyway. He was the one with the slashes in his sentences because his keyboard didn't work. He stumbled onto this site and wanted to give 2cool and the band his support. Since you all descended on him like a pck of wild, rabid dogs, of COURSE we would join forces.

Herb, as you may recall, was an old C3 poster that came out of nowhere to feud with me. He saw the Stoogeworld link to this site and saw in that same thread that I was posting here, so he came over here impersonating me under the name P Nis. You could've had a new NFO member, because he was TOTALLY against me, but you treated him the same way you treated Angy. Angy was exchanging e-mails with him for awhile and he (Angy) convinced him to make up with me and then we all joined forces. That's not hard to understand, right?
 
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 "Please tell me the objective of having an NFO member make up a new poster (Cheater Gunsmoke) and only having you, out of the whole NFO, pin his existence on me."

You immediately start the new character on your day off from posting as SLIPP, the character gets offended when the concept of Darwinism is brought up as a joke, (SLIPP, the monkey's name in Healthy, Wealthy, And Dumb is Darwin and I'm A Monkey's Uncle portrays cavemen who didn't exist in The Bible, so you better stop watching The Three Stooges, BUCKO!), this new character RIGHT AWAY posts at the 24*7 board and even likes a Palma era short. If that doesn't have your signature written all over it then I don't know what does.

Remember SLIPP, you got caught with your d ick in your hand regarding Angillus. You admitted to controlling that character to Nosehonk when he tricked you as Puckstoppa. YOU WERE CAUGHT, yet you still admit "Angy" is somebody else. I remember you came up with some lame excuse for that but it holds no water. You've been caught in a zillion lies and nobody is ever going to believe a word you say or show you any respect.

Nurse, it's time to give SLIPP his Pixie Stick enema!
 
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 Alright, enough is enough.

I no longer have the patience to watch you draw murals on the playpen wall with your own sh it, it's time for you to be banned. Reading YOUR insanity is making ME insane now.

You don't get it? Okay - somebody who really got bad news from the doctor isn't going to insist I say hello to the 8-foot talking rabbit standing next to him while he blubbers about his "life-threatening condition". Besides the only other guy who ever tried The Twinkie Defense was Dan White, the lunatic who murdered the mayor of San Francisco 20 years ago. He, too, was a fundamentalist-Christian moron who wasn't wanted, told to leave and REFUSED, in a white-knuckled rage just like yours: "How dare they? Why, not lavishing ME with respect and constant attention is... is like spitting in God's face! Well, maybe after I kill them, they'll be sorry!" And just like you, Almond Joyboy, the Heathen Unbelievers he hated so much... were the very same people whose approval & friendship he sought!

You sick Christian f uck. Your "Christianity" is like your everyday life, a perversion of reality. Every word out of your mouth is a fuckin' LIE, including your "hypoglycemia".
Hey, Bible boy, why don't you get off the fuckin' Internet and bone up on 1 Corinthians 13: " When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things."

I don't see anything in that passage about being 30 @#%$ years old, never leaving home, and watching Chuck Norris movies, Schoolhouse Rocks and HEIDI with your imaginary friends. I DO see some indication that you should get a fuckin' job, a purpose in life and maybe a second function for your hoo-pee-doo besides pissing with it.

But even if you were hypoglycemic, I wouldn't give a f uck, and neither would anyone else. The days of "please get help" are so SO over it's amazing you haven't tumbled to it. I'm ROOTING for you to get a disease. You can't suffer enough misfortune in my book.



 
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 Your always having a detailed explanation is what puts your head in a noose. You never say, "Gee, I don't know" or "I have no idea". You have ready-made and thorough responses for any and all questions about Angillus, Gerbilheider and the rest of your Medication Menagerie. Since you don't have any friends, it never occurs to you that - in the real world - Metaldams never says, "Here is what SDJ actually meant to say" and Nose never volunteers, "Jim grew up in New England, but later moved to Virginia when his father, who had been a lifelong Red Sox fan, was transferred by his company..."

NOBODY SAYS THAT KIND OF SHI T!! Or ever would! Except people with fake friends, fake diseases and fake lives.
 
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 This is one of the all-time classics. Just when you think Eric is through, cannot come through with any more gold; he proves you wrong time and time again.

Let's stand back and look at this clusterfuck; "candy made me act like a douche bag". First it was Sickdrjoe, no one bought it. Then the NFO as a collective unit, and no one bought that.

Did you really think anyone here would feel sorry for you because you'll have to spit instead of swallow? Because it's now the Kellogg's rooster in leiu of Tony The Tiger? It's like Hitler asking the Jews to mourn for his stubbed toe.

On the plus side, I heard hypoglycemics get Stevie Nicks wet; that is if the crusty old Harpy can still get wet in the first place.
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 SLIPP, I like Bruckman, was in your corner for HALF A YEAR before I came to my senses. Let's say your hypoglycemia DID cause you to post like a raving lunatic (even though it didn't), how is that OUR fault?

As for Herb and Angy and Meditran, etc., that's YOU. I have PROOF that Angillus is you, remember? When you confided in that teenage bigot netminder? What is it with you and your inability to blame yourself? Your infantile conclusion that the world is mad and not you is what irritates me. I was patient with you SLIPP. VERY patient. In fact even after I left your corner, I later would offer a peace agreement saying you stay in your yard I stay in mine, but ya blew that apart too. Oh wait, let me guess. The MONSTERS made you do it, right?

Let's run down the list:
You faked suicide
You pretended to be a psychologist
You pretended to be your own mother
You're judgemental yet claim to be open minded
You mocked a cancer patient, TWICE
You ratted out this forum
You refuse to blame yourself for anything
You were P Nis
You are Angillus
You are Herb
You are Bunionhead
You admitted to being all of the above aliases, then retracted
You confided in a blatant bigot
You admitted AGAIN to Puckstoppa
You faked your own death AGAIN
You are Cheater Gunsmoke
You were Clone Ranger
You were Willager
You were Meditran
You continue to post as three of your aliases

That's 20. TWENTY THINGS that YOU did. Nobody else did them, and nobody forced you to do them (not even Willy Wonka no matter how much you want to blame him and his cohorts).

You're telling me ALL of that. EVERY bit of it, came from a peanut butter cup bender?

"Oh yes...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."
 
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 He's collapsed!

Nurse! Pry that Teddy Ruxpin doll out of the patient's hand and strap him to a gurney!

Give him 20cc's of Mountain Dew - and hurry! There's not a moment to lose! Never mind those crispy critters in the Burn Ward! This man's hypoglycemic!!!


 
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 Metal- your post stupifies me the most. Darwinism? WTF? (I call it evolutionism, BTW). My last post before the announcement was probably last Wednesday. I come back yesterday and post the announcement, then, becase of your first e-mail to me, I investigate all the Cheater Gunsmoke hoopla. You know what I found? I only found ONE Cheater Gunsmoke post, in which the accompanying info said it was his FIRST POST. On ezboard sites, a person's first post will say how man total posts the person made by that name AFTER AND INCLUDING that first post. Well, it was easy calling THIS bluff of yours. YOU are probably Cheater Gunsmoke. YOU fess up.

So WHY has this thread, which was meant for PEACE TALKS, turned into PURE CRAP? Is no one up for negotiations but me? Let me quote a Bible passage where Jesus talks to his disciples:

Matthew 6:14-15: "Your heavenly Father will forgive you if you forgive those who sin against you; but if YOU refuse to forgive THEM, He wil not forgive YOU."

Matthew 18:21-22: "Then Peter came to Him and asked, "Sir, how often should I forgive a brother who sins against me? Seven Times?" "No,"Jesus replied, "seventy times seven."

Luke 17:3-4" "Rebuke your brother (also could mean fellow message board poster)if he sins, and forgive him if he is sorry. Even if he wrongs you seven times a day and each time turns again and asks for forgiveness, forgive him."

See the theme here? Forgiveness, as comanded by the Son of God Himself. According to the first passage above, God never forgave you and never will unless you change. About the third passage, I used to post my sorrow for my sins often, but it got me NOWHERE with you guys. And guess what- I wouldn't have even committed those sins if you had not sinned against me FIRST. Let this be a lesson to you, my brethren. Learn to forgive. I admit that out of pure anger and disgust, I stopped forgiving you a long time ago, but now, I offically re-forgive you for everything you've done to me. Will you extend me the same courtesy, or risk living a life of no forgiveness from God?

Now PLEASE, let's get back to hte original matter- PEACE talks. HE would want it that way.
 
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 For if ye forgive men their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you: But if ye forgive not men their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.

"Your heavenly Father will forgive you if you forgive those who sin against you; but if YOU refuse to forgive THEM, He wil not forgive YOU."

Then came Peter to him, and said, Lord, how oft shall my brother sin against me, and I forgive him?... till seven times?
Jesus saith unto him, I say not unto thee, Until seven times: but, Until seventy times seven.

Then Peter came to Him and asked, "Sir, how often should I forgive a brother who sins against me? Seven Times?" "No,"Jesus replied, "seventy times seven."

Take heed to yourselves: If thy brother trespass against thee, rebuke him; and if he repent, forgive him. And if he trespass against thee seven times in a day, and seven times in a day turn again to thee, saying, I repent; thou shalt forgive him.

"Rebuke your brother if he sins, and forgive him if he is sorry. Even if he wrongs you seven times a day and each time turns again and asks for forgiveness, forgive him."

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Slipp......what kind of a Sesame Street fuckin' translation do you Hageeite-fanatic Pinconning penitents read up there? No wonder you're such a colorless, formless blob of inbred protoplasm....you people are so tv-degraded and sugar-gorged that you actually have the bad taste to shitcan the rich, evocative language of the King James with the flat one-size-fits-all customer-service monotone of the Mall of America!

I had a number of other insulting things to say about your post but that Pat Sajak Translation of the Scriptures your church uses simply floored me.










"I couldn't even TALK to the demon!...I couldn't even OPEN MY MOUTH!!!"
 
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 Gee, I'm sorry I ever posted here in the first place. Now quiet!
 
ISLIPP
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 DrJoe- those passages from from King James and my Living translation mean the same thing (I usually use NIV, but the Living was handy).

You just hate to admit I'm right. You always have hated to admit when I was right, so you never did. Instad, you post crap like your above post... somtimes worse. When will you learn that the most unpopular people can have their moments too?

Cheater- I'm SORRIER that you ever posted here. Look what it's got me!
 
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 Gee, Bible quotes; that really swayed me. I really believe Ol' Yesh was the son of a monothiestic god and all that other crap. That was pretty weak, Cybil.
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
 
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 My last name ain't Sheppard and that was STRONG, not weak. Just because you don't believe He was the son of God, doesn't mean you can deny His wisdom.
 
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"If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be Pralines and Dick!"
 
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 SLIPP, here is an idea. Worry about your own actions and not ours. We're not going to give you peace talks. That's final no matter what you say. You can't control our actions, just like WE CAN'T CONTROL YOURS. It's the same reason why sickdrjoebots don't exist. YOU are responsible for every stupid thing you've done and will probably continue to do on these boards. Go away SLIPP, or things are just going to get worse and worse for you, the court jester, are just going to continue to entertain people you can't stand........at your own expense. I can guarantee you this.

"And guess what- I wouldn't have even committed those sins if you had not sinned against me FIRST."

You're never going to learn, are you?
 
 
 
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 DrJoe's new way of blowing off when I make sense and am right- He's been in the sugar again". Pathetic.

Metal- when are YOU going to learn to admit when someone is right? Also, granting me peace talks is what you WOULD do if you would obey those very wise quotes I quoted. Why is is it so great to you to keep on hating me and showing it in your posts? So what if you show that you agree with the majority of message board posters? There is a WHOLE WORLD, on AND off the internet, of people who wouldn't agree with YOU and that might even cast YOU out. Same goes for everyone.

All the message boards where the same gang posts are your Heaven. The rest of both worlds (on/offline) is your Hell. I hope you and Bruckman will admit it and be man enough to rise above the rest of the NFO and stop going with the majority, just bcause you cherish your precious acceptance.
 
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 "All the message boards where the same gang posts are your Heaven. The rest of both worlds (on/offline) is your Hell."

No SLIPP. I have friends offline too. I have a life offline. You don't. This whole Earth is Hell to you because you allow it to be that way, though you think it's everybody elses doing. That's why you hold on to your f*cked up version of Christianity so much. No matter what stupid things you do on Earth, you believe in a God who is going to let you enter the kingdom simply because you believe he exists. In other words, you can do all the stupid things in the world and it doesn't matter.

About forgiving you, I don't even think about this situation when offline, unlike you. This is just entertainment to me. Like I said to somebody in a recent e-mail, I can never truly get mad at you because you entertain me so much. I cannot begin to tell you how many times I sit there and laugh at your stupid posts. Genuine laughter, SLIPP. At your expense. I've had people come into my room from me laughing so hard at your stupidity asking me what is so funny. There is no anger in my heart towards you. Just lots of pity that you are so brainwashed to the point of no return and lots of disbelief that somebody can truly be so clueless. It's so obvious all you have to do is go away and quit expecting us to treat you any differently. Time could be on your side if you go away. Time is the only thing that can ever be on your side, but you won't allow it. We'll never accept you as one of us, but it will SLOWLY stop all the SLIPP bashing.

 
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 You seem to be forgetting something, we don't like you. Doug is right, you're a joke; a court jester if you will. If this were the Old West, we would be the gunslingers shooting at your feet making you dance. Scratch that, we'd be sitting in the saloon pounding a few back while watching you make yourself dance. Why the fu ck is it so important to get our acceptance? You're not going to get it, you skid mark on the underwear of humanity. You can toss around all of the cheesy Bible quotes you want, you will not persuade any of us to let you in. No Rudolph, you can't play any reindeer games.

P.S. drink my ball sweat
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
 
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 What I find funny is that he tells us all to think for ourselves, as individuals, and then when he's put on the spot (ie:forced to think), he picks up the ole' Bible to find out what he thinks on that matter. Hence why SLIPP is a living, breathing contradiction.
"Oh yes...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."
 
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 RAMBO hates BIBLE. RAMBO hates SLIPP. RAMBO is NOT our little friend COCKSY-LOCKSY!!!!!! RAMBO IS RAMBO!!!
 
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 Quit coming on this board and posting this half-cocked crap, Metal, Jim and Nose.

I could care less about your acceptance. I would much rather seek acceptance from a guy who's beating me half to death while ramming his shlong up my butt. The issue is peaceful agreements. Now if you won't agree to work with me to come up with any peaceful agreements, I'll take my white flag of truce, which you have already shot up with holes, and go back to my position in the war. Only- Ill be leaving Bruckman alone. He's the only one out of all of you who has any good sense.
 
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 Rambo sucks me off nightly.
 
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 RAMBO is not JIM. RAMBO is not METAL. RAMBO is not NOSE.
RAMBO IS, AND WILL FOREVER BE, RAMBO!!!!!!
 
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Coming out of the closet, arent you?
SEE ABOVE: 24-7's one-and-only Homie Pigeon tells ALL!!!
 
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 Where's Cronos when you need him?
 
 
 
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 "Where's Cronos when you need him?"

LOL! I forgot about Cronos. I should bring Cronos back and not admit it's my character, even though I already admitted it is. Wouldn't be the first time it's ever happened on this board.

SLIPP: Fine, just stay and don't follow my advice. Continue to make a complete ass out of yourself. Continue to entertain us at your expense. Continue to get angry over a meaningless forum war while the rest of us stay calm and laugh at you the whole time. Remember, the option to walk away and forget about us is always there for you. Until then, just continue to be yourself, you fuckin putz. You're funny.
 
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 "I could care less about your acceptance. I would much rather seek acceptance from a guy who's beating me half to death while ramming his shlong up my butt."

.......of all the people to make homoerotic references, of course it has to be George Micheal Jr.
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
 
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 As always, Homer said it best.

"Well, I know ONE thing in this world that's still pure and good!"

"Christian love?"

"NO!......sweet, sweet candy!"

Leading into an all-star musical salute to sugar. Truer now than it ever was - just ask The Blackout Kid.

 
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 1. Rambo is a sissy-girl, so that was no homoerotic reference.

2. About the guy beating mehalf to death while jamming his shlong up m butt- PURE SARCASM. You KNOW better than to think I even have a closet to come out of.

Metal- WHY are you contining to spew those same lies OVER and OVER and OVER? You all know for a FACT that I'm a threat to you and that you can&#

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(SLIPP pretends to be a forensic psychic from Oregon who is trying to "ease the transition" of a "new poster" who will come to the 24/7 board.  The only thing that sickdrjoe wants is for the forseer to "ease the transition" of his next bowel movement.   :laugh: )

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 Salutations from the great state of Oregon. I am a psychic that is well-known by the state police department as well as local p.d.'s statewide. I have seen things in my dreams and in visions that I have helped put away many dangerous criminals and prevent serious crimes before they happen.

Not all I see is crime-related, needless to say (I hope). I see many good things that come true 90% of the time. That is what brings me to post here. It is what brought me to post at countless other message boards, but this is my first ezboard site.

I had a vision early this morning as I slurped my coffee on the front porch of my beautiful log cabin home. I saw this message board and it's URL, and how it was suffering from a severe lack of regular posts. I was then able to see into a possible future- one where something actually happens to bring permanent excitement to this message board. I feel the chances of it happening are excellent, so I've come to prepare you for it, to help things run smoothly.

A new poster will be arriving in the next few days. I sense that he or she also has some psychic abilities, but he or she hasn't take the time to fully develop them. It may be these abilities that may draw him or her to this site. I am not able to know much about this person, but he or she will definitely become 'the life of the party' so to speak. Unfortunately, I also saw all of you jump all over this new poster, convinced that he or she is a well-known, troublesome poster from the past. I can assure you that this is far from the case.

I wish to take this time to alert you to be careful with this poster. Many psychics (excluding yours truly) also possess other powers or the mind. Those whose abilities are unstable, such as this new upcoming poster can be unintentionally dangerous when angered. If they will something against someone, it usually happens. To what extent, no one can say for sure. Whether or not you wish to accept this new poster is up to you, but if you choose not to and some unfortunate consequence occurs, my hands are now clean.

It was a pleasure to bring this message to you. I'm sorry to see the current thread about the future of this message board, but I hope my message gives the webmaster something else to consider while making the crucial decision of terminating this board or continuing to maintain it. I may pop in at various all day today and possibly tomorrow, to answer any questions you may have.

 
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 Thank you for piercing that veil between the Known and the Unknown, Madam Slipp. Eenie meenie chili beanie....spirits are about to speak!

If your 'gift' extends to lottery numbers, why then, welcome aboard!
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"

Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 11/13/02 1:26:26 pm
 
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 Madame which?

I wish I had luck with lotto numbers, but alas, no one can do it all.
 
WrathOfSteve   
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 I thought that dumb @#%$ was banned when Angus and Baba bit the big one. Oh and btw my inspiration for Baba came not from the Stooges but from an old magazine I recal fondly--The National Lampoon. Used to have a column written by one Baba Rum Raisan. Of course this was about the time that everybody was going big for Indian Mysticism.
 
Jamison2
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 So, what is this, "Crossing Over With John Edward"? Or will three wise men
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 Hey Foreskeen69, maybe you could use your psychic abilities to pierce the veil and reach Slipp, the Dead Hero of Pinconning; who was tragically shot to death in a heroic effort to save his homosexual lover from a transient armed with a rifle. Wait, he's NOT DEAD, he's only FAKING...so why not reach across that blanket covered cardboard box you live in and give him a pat on the swollen, water-filled head?
I am the Whistler and I know many things for I walk by night.
 
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 I did sense some serious hostility here, stemming from mass outrage over one who was banned. Unfortunately, that hostility is still prevalent now. I can tell you that though I can detect the incorrigible one among us, he has not posted since the banning. I sense a feeling of peace and contentment in his soul. He has given up his objectives for this site and sought solace at another site where his posting needs are fulfilled. So please, ease your hostilities. Let your minds relax.

Jamison2...you slay me!
 
Forseer65
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 Afa Dolla... that's Forseer65. Unfortunately, I haven't the slightest clue what you are trying to say. I already stated what my living arrangements are... quite different from a cardboard box.

Shot dead with a rifle? Then how can you think he is still among us? Maybe it is his spiritual presence I detect, rather than his physical presence.
 
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 Well, at least he's finally a well-liked, respected ectoplasmic presence.
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"
 
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 Another incarnation of SLIPP, to be sure. And I'm now more skeptical about the validity of Graeme LeSaux.
 
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 <<Madame which?>>

THAT sounds really convincing. How are you Slipp? Leaving the children alone I hope.
"Make like Siamese twins and split.. and then one of you die."

 
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 Ah...I think we have some doubters now. no indication as to who Shemp Shady refers to, but sweetcanadiangirl is a doubter for sure.

sweetcanadiangirl... You are one of the posters in whom I sense the most hostility. I feel that to achieve my goal of preparing you for the arrival of the new poster, I must try to ease that hostility. This Slipp that you mention... he obviously ran amock in your presence for a long time, even at other sites. I totally understand your outrage, but it's all in the past. I sense that he's no longer a threat. He's been dealt with and he has lost all interest in causing trouble with anyone here. Breathe easy, young lady, and start experiencing the worry-free smooth sailing that you've been wishing for in a message board for over a year. I know Aerosmith would want that for one of their biggest fans.
 
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You mean since the THIRD banning. And I don't mean on stooges sites in general, I mean on this site alone he was banned 3 times.

Go home, Forseer. SLIPP or not SLIPP, you're useless here.



"Oh YAH...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."
 
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 Why not just refer to me as 'Citizen Shady,' Schmoop? It'd be nothin' new ...
Ich bin Betrüger Geshützrauch.
 
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 Oregon? Say, what part of Oregon, I've done some forestry work there..........

<<I know Aerosmith would want that for one of their biggest fans.>>

Ah, but the Spirits are truly generous in this case--or else they have access to a Google search.

Now focus, Forseer......tell us, what objects are on my desk? (My desk at home, not this one at work). Can you form a clear picture.....something is emerging from the mist.....what's the desk made of?

Edited by: Bruckman64 at: 11/15/02 7:09:16 am
 
 
 
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 Ah'm getting a vision...something is coming to me...an image...I see....I see...I see Foreskeen's mother sucking my c ock for a quarter......

Oops. Sorry. That wasn't a vision, just deja vu.
I am the Whistler and I know many things for I walk by night.

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 I find it interesting that this great psychic was able to locate a rather obscure message board, AND sense the hostility, yet when the source of the hostility's name comes up...

"What? Which? Who's this SLIPP you talk about?"
"Oh YAH...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."
 
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 Sorry for the double-post

Edited by: Forseer65 at: 11/15/02 2:27:20 pm
 
Forseer65
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 So the incorrigible one was banned 3 times? No wonder I sense that he gave up. And Nosehonk...I'm sure he's home most of the time.

Bruckman...I don't you suppose you've done any forrestry work near the California border? Also, at mpost times, if I try to use my psychic abilities for any thing but predicting things yet to happen, I get a terrible headache, so I'll have to pass up your challenge.

Afa Dollah- I've only been pleasant and helpful since my first post here. You are totally out of line, so I have nothing more to say to you.

Nosehonk.... I assume you are only referring to when I posted the words, "Madame which?" since that has been the only occurrance of what you are saying about me. Understand, I was merely questioning why I was referred to in such an odd manner. Denial never crossed my mind. Why should it? Why bother denying something when the accuser won't believe you anyway?

Now let's get past this mindless finger-pointing, shall we? My task of preparing you for the new arrival isn't getting any easier.
 
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 Eat the sedimented crust on my anal fur, O Traveller From Beyond.

Why not consult the spirits and tell us where Slipp is now posting. I mean besides here while pretending to be Criswell.
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"
 
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 Second.

SLIPP doesn't deserve a grand entrance upon his dozenth return to this forum.
"Oh YAH...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."
 
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 sickdrjoe...how dare you say such a thing to me, then give me a request? You blew any chance of me honoring your request before you even gave it.

Nosehonk...I thought I made myself clear when I said that the new arrival would be a totally new poster. If I didn't, I hope I did just now.
 
 
 
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 Gosh....I'm sorry. Let's make up & start again.

So, Forseer....you liked M, huh?
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"
 
WrathOfSteve   
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 Oh for cryin out loud ya fart once and they call ya "stinky" for life.
 
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 Make up and start again? If it wasn't for the severe lack of sincerity that I sense, I might have taken you up on that, sickdrjoe.

Wrathofsteve...maybe a new set of associates would be the best thing for you.
 
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 I thought I told you to tongue my ass hole squeaky clean, Forseer.

Less talkin', more chewin', ok?
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"
 
Forseer65
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 Let me get ths straight... I'm supposed to tongue and chew at the same time? Sorry, but I with to keep my tongue attached in my mouth.

I wish for no further conversation with you, but I still hope to prepare you and everyone else for the new arrival. As sure as I am of my vision of an album called "Bonded by Blood" as being one of the all-time favorites of the one among you called metaldams1978, I feel that at this point in time, if the new poster was here today, he would get just as much, if not more of the same kind of abuse that I have undeservedly suffered from sickdrjoe and Afa Dollah.

I cannot stress how important my presence here should be in your minds and I cannot stress how important it is that the new arrival be well-received. As I already mentioned, it may be very dangerous to treat him any less well than you all treat each other.


 
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 Nice try, Slipp. But at least you took a refresher course in spelling.

Forseer, your mother's a whore and your father's a water-headed idiot. (I'da told you to 'repeat after me', but I figured...y'know, you being psychic and all....)
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"
 
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 If I assume correctly, you still think I'm the incorrigible one (which is the only reason you so viciously attack me), even though....

*I have no doubt accurately visualized Aerosmith as being one of sweetcanadiangirl's favorite bands, and obviously stunned her into silence because of it. As I'm sure you can tell somehow, she hasn't posted anything here since I said it. Does anyone know of any other place she posts? Perhaps I stunned her off the entire internet.

*I have probably accurately visualized one of metaldams1978's all-time favorite albums as being one called "Bonded by Blood." Unless he has a non-visible reaction, like sweetcanadiangirl has, he will confirm my uncanny accuracy. We shall see.

Wowing people with my abilities is one of my favorite things to do, if I'm lucky enough to not get a headache from it. Who knows what the great Forseer65 will predict tomorrow? For that matter, who knows what kind of great impact each of you will make on someone you come in contact with tomorrow? I think about that for myself every night and it keeps me from dreading the next day.
 
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 "If I am correct, please confirm by saying nothing at all." Good one.

Get your full complement of laffs now, Slipp, as 2Cool & Dewey are shutting this board down. (Don't ask: I have my own psychic powers. In fact, I see a friendless yutz with a thumbtack-sized hoo-pee-doo, rocking back and forth on a Snoopy-sheeted bed in psycho-agony because there is no 'other board' he posts to like he lied there was, returning here like a dog to its own sick, this time as a Portland psychic.

(Dum-dum obviously learned from his Howe Too Rite Gud course that, in creating a character, location is everything- thus these pathetically childish & transparent entrance speeches: "Hi, I'm a model-car collector in New Mexico/Stooge fan from Wigan, England/radio psychiatrist from Nebraska/56 year old Michigan woman/British soccer star/weekend psychic from Oregon/no wait!- I'm eight people! And ALL of us came here thru a Google search!")

Slipp, tell your mom to demand a refund for the correspondence course. It sucks and doesn't work -hmmmm... just like you!
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"

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 I can actually picture him sitting there in blackface and drag behind a crystal ball; "call me now! Help get the feds off me ass!"

I predict after you're done tossing Doc's salad that you'll toss mine as well. What a pity, I have this thing about forgetting to wipe.......
 
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 <<who knows what kind of great impact each of you will make on someone>>

Don't know, but I know what kind of impact my fist would make on your head.

Lessee....Forseer's abilities are apparently limited to predicting events, thus he/she cannot tell what material my desk's made of.....yet he/she can discern the favorite albums of various posters. Sounds logical.

OK, Forseer, what's my favorite album or band? What will I be listening to Sunday afternoon? Concentrate, now.

Southern Oregon near Calif? You mean like Klamath Falls? Medford?

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 C'mon now! When is this new arrival for whom you're preparing the way going to reveal himself? What CD did I recently buy? I want to be mystified, dammit!


 
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 sickdrjoe- where did I ever say "Please confirm by saying nothing at all"? I merely said that the confirmation could be made either way...by staying silent or speaking up and verbally confiming it.

Have an open mind for once and accept the fact that not all new posters are this incorrigible one. In fact, I sense that there is another incorrigible one... the term "Pigeon Express" comes to mind for some reason, as does an image of the 1980's alien character ALF. Whoever this "Pigeon Express" thing is about is the other incorrigible one. You seem to have forgotten all about him and lost all interest in pointing the fionger at him when something happens. Why is this? Mind you, I don't mean to be encouraging you to attack anyone else, but just give some good thought to what I'm saying. Why attack only one so-called troublemaker whe there are 2?

You sir, are no psychic. I can sense when I'm interacting with another psychic. Usually, they sense it in me too. So enlighten me... what in the world is a hoo-pee-doo? Is that the current slang term for "brain"? I'm a little out of the loop...I haven't been a teenager for quite a long time. As I've told you before, I do sense another place that the originally mentioned incorrigible one is posting at. "A dog to it's own sick"? What is a "sick? Don't you call me a bad speller when you can't even differentiate between a noun and an adjective. Portland? It's a beautiful town, but I prefer living out in the boondocks. I love solitude.

So what is this hang-up you have about spelling? Are you an English teacher? Is spelling so important at this message board? Where do you get this "correspondence course" notion? Did the incorrigible one really come up with locations for all his identities? Interesting, but not really something significant enough for you to harp on.

Shempisnumberone...all I have to say to you is that I'm glad I don't have to wash your underwear... or do you even wear any? If not, I'm glad I don't have to wash your pants.

Bruckman...threatening me with physical violence? Oh, you brute! Does hitting people or threatening to do so, make you feel like a macho man? You can probably barely stand, let alone fight me.

"he/she can discern the favorite albums of various posters" Have you been paying attention? I have only discerned one one person's favorite album. Don't expect me to be able to predict or visualize anthing for you. I have no control over who I do this for. It just happens out of the blue. So I'm sorry, but you may not be getting any mystification.

Somewhere between those 2 points you mentioned stands my humble abode.
 
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 Doc...even though this board's been quiet,I think we"ll keep it goin to see the latest Slipisode!!(gotta admit,even though he's a royal pain in the ass,he does bring out everyones "creative juices")
So 2Cool and I will let the regulars decide...keep it goin or let it fade away?
 
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 I can't in good conscience ask you guys to spend any further $ on a sparsely-attended forum. Hey, it ain't like we didn't have a good run: we had a GREAT run! 95% of all messageboards are total snoozola bores, little nerd-magnets where you can only discuss ONE narrow subject, no flaming allowed, no cursing allowed, no variety allowed, no smiling allowed, that get five-six hits a day. So the two-three months 24-7 kicked ass puts it in the All Time Top Five Percentile regardless of how sleepy it now is.

Personally I look forward to spending the last few weeks of 24-7:The Forum by playing whack-a-mole with Slipp's head and a surgical 2x4. And there's no question Forseer is Slipp now. All the stone cold giveaways emerged on page 2 of this thread (point-by-point huffy fits, "sensing" Pigeon, continual use of "Incorrigible One" instead of "Slipp The 30 Year Old Virgin"). So the way I see it is this: there's six weeks remaining to drive Slipp to suicide. I'm honor bound to at least lead him up to the roof personally.

PS: "hoo-pee-doo" is what Mama Slipp called her favorite male organ, back when Slipp was still young enough to mouth-siphon the runny feta cheese stored in her cans. You know, last year, more or less.
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"

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 <Wowing people with my abilities is one of my favorite things to do, if I'm lucky enough to not get a headache from it.>

And then one of those pesky blackout sessions.


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 Can't the board just go back to being a "freebie" with the pop-ups and such? I'd really miss being able to say that C-3 sucks ass and other such fun filled things. If the board can't go the freebie route I say drop it. I appreciate the time and money Dewey and Cool have put into the site but I can't ask them to fund the place anymore.By the way has anybody noticed the disappearance of Mr Weatherby?
 
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 Anybody online can type in the name "Doug Sarnecky" on google and find out one of my favorite albums is Bonded By Blood. I once typed my name in under curiosity and found a post, under my real name, that I made as a tribute on the official site to the recently deceased Exodus singer, (twas a little heavy on the metal lingo/cheese, but the sentiment was there). In this post, I mentioned Bonded By Blood being a favorite of mine. I forsee that Mr. Forseer also found my Bruce Dickinson album review. Nice try, Forseer. About Sweets, she's mentioened liking Aerosmiths several times. No new revelation there. 

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 I actually got an email from Wetherbee the other day. He vented his fill at Slipp and, his bloodlust satiated, wandered off to other pastures. A fairly common post-Slipp reaction, on the whole.
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 "Shempisnumberone...all I have to say to you is that I'm glad I don't have to wash your underwear... or do you even wear any? If not, I'm glad I don't have to wash your pants."

No you don't, but you do have to suck my ass; a far worse fate.

 
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 I see I'm getting nowhere fast. It's merely a coincidence that metaldams1978 was able to blow off what I visualized. I guess it's time to mention what else I visualized about these people:

Sweetcanadiangirl seems to have seen something called "Little Nicky" earlier this year. Is that a movie or TV show or both?

Metaldams1978, if I sense this correctly, likes to see celebrities' baby pictures.

Let's see anyone blow these off. And to those of you that insist on clowning in this thread, I hope you wake up and get serious real quick, because the mystery person will be he before you know it- probably before Turkey Day.
 
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 F uck off, touch hole. Go back to your Scooby cartoons, since you have obviously given up all hope or effort at achieving a real life. Tell Mommy to bring you an Ovaltine and don't forget to warn her about the toilet in the hallway. With any luck your Dad has decided to take out the entire family before he sets the house on fire and blows his own brains out.
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 Metaldams has posted about "Bonded" several times, most recently when the singer passed away; ditto posted references re Aerosmith by SCG. I'm surprised you don't "see" that I like Lee Tracy, Preston Sturges & Spock's Beard.

So much for your "visions", Brideless Murphy. As for you and the Mystery Date, you're Slipp and you're simply setting up your next "character". God, Slipp, it's bad enough that I beat you so easily, you keep making my total victory sweeter and sweeter by sitting in Macy's window in shitpacked Huggies sucking your thumb like this. Who wouldn't want to fu ck you mercilessly in the ass after getting a good long look at you, God Boy?

Now remember the rules: continue denying you're Slipp. No matter how sexually explicit the remarks about your mother's flyblown twat get, continue to post. (Cause that's what a total stranger would do: sit there and take insult after insult and continue to argue that a truly Christian person would apologize and follow a list of conditions you will soon be submitting, which must be followed by everyone without exception. Normal people do that all the time!)Then fuc k up and send someone a private e-mail admitting you're Slipp. Then show up as Slipp, admitting you're Forseer; wait a day, then come back as Slipp and Forseer so "both" of you can begin denying it again. Never adopt any 'writer tricks' than you don't jettison immediately when you begin to feud with me in Slipp's unmistakable voice. At the end, when everyone on this board has your bloody sh it streaked along our dicks, curl up into a fetal ball and sob plaintively about "I WAS MENTALLY FRAGILE! *snif* I don't know HOW TO FIGHT and NOT BE STUPID! Leavemealooooone sickdrjerk!!!"
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"

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 Are you "gentlemen" quite finished, because I didn't come here to be subjected to such claptrap. You are achieving nothing by it but boring me to tears. If that was what you were trying to accomplish, my congratulations go out to you.

sickdrjoe...you want me to visualize something about you? Fine. Maybe I'll get somethg in the next few days.

To recap (and I'll keep recapping until I get a suitable response to this), my newly mentioned visualizations are:

*Sweetcanadiangirl saw "Little Nicky" this year, whatever that is.

*Metaldams1978 likes seeing baby pictures of famous people.

I'll be waiting...
 
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 You show up uninvited and everyone here has told you to go f uck your mother. You don't say "go to hell" and leave, though. You hang around, continuing to post.

There's only one guy who'd do that, and he got walked with a leash. Oh, and his mother sucks convict balls like sour candy for crack rocks.
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 "Brideless Murphy"! LMAO, Sick! I'll have to add that to my top 10 Slippian epithets. (Anyone else recall "The Search for Bridey Murphy"?)

Forseer, I expected to be mystified and you offer up nothing! Now concentrate.....asa nisi masa.....
 
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 Sweetcanadiangirl seems to have seen something called "Little Nicky" earlier this year. Is that a movie or TV show or both?

See, I'm a psychic with a computer but I've never heard of IMDb, or turned on a fuckin' tv set or radio in the last 5 years; so I couldn't possibly know what "Little Nicky" is. My fulltime career of having psychic visions (of people I've never met, who post on a board I've never been to before today) while sitting in an abuerro-proof room in Oregon (but don't ask me where exactly...) leaves me no time to live in 21st century America. I wonder what I'm doing with a computer in that case.....

Metaldams1978, if I sense this correctly, likes to see celebrities' baby pictures.

At least that's what he said in this six month old post I'm reading from the old C3 site. Say, Slipp, long as you've been at the old site, how many of your old inaninities did you edit out of existence THIS time? Guess what - you're a fuckin' girly-man Bible fag assh*le and nothing, nothing you can do or say will ever ever...EVER....change that.

"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"
 
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 Forgot to reply to these:

<<Does hitting people or threatening to do so, make you feel like a macho man?>>

No. Knowing I can do it if I need to does.

<<You can probably barely stand, let alone fight me.>>

True. Most of the time I'm on the floor helpless with laughter at this charade.

Now lissen, K-Mart the Magician, I come here expecting to be wowed. That's what you promised. So tell me something I don't know about Metaldams or Sweets, or better yet, tell everyone something about me. Since you have deduced I'm a fighter, O Mystic of the Redwood Forests, when was my last match in the ring? What was my record? How many times was I KO'd? Will I ever fight again?

And I hope the unrevealed poster is revealed soon, cuz this board will be belly-up before long and merely a risible memory to most of us. Agree w/Sick: it's been a great run, and the best thing to do is go out on that high, rather than let things trail off in desultory fashion.

Of course, if Slipp wants to pony up the moolah to keep the board open, he's welcome to do so. What do the spirits say, Great Prognosticator of the Upper Klamath?
 
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 I think I'll start this post by saying that I'm thinking of changing my haandle from Forseer65 to Insomniac65.

Sickdrjoe...you're right, I did show up here uninvited, but why should anyone be invited? I don't even see any printed rule here (aside from your snide and sarcastic posts, which hold no water because you are not the webmaster here and therefore cannot make rules for this message board) that says that new posters are supposed to be invited.

I only came to bring good tidings and a helpful word of caution. Damn it, who are you...who is any poster here... to deny anyone the right to do that? You and a few others (a few, that is, rather then all others, as you so boldly say, to assume that you can speak for everyone) are making it very difficult for me to want to help you, but since you are fellow human beings, I feel that I have a responsibility to do all I can to see to your well-being. The least you could do is consider that this may not be some hair-brained ruse, perpetrated by someone who obviously used to cause you so much grief.

As for your mention of internet resources, I would bet my bottom dollar that you think normal person in the whole damn world has the time and desire to scour the internet, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. When I posted that, I had just spent many hours helping the police take care of a situation where a suicidal man was about to take his 2 children and jump off a 19th story ledge. They received a note from the man, revealing his gruesome plan, but there was no indication of the location he would do it at. The man said he would do it in 24 hours unless his needs were met. I found him and managed to talk him out of doing the horrible deed. I believe he was taken to an institution, but thankfully, the children, ages 5 and 7, are alright. So you see, I've been physically, mentally and emotionally exhausted all night and I had no desire to do investigate anything about my visions of your fellow posters interests. When I first predicted them, I could have looked into it, but imdb.com runs very slow forme. Patience is not my bet virtue, as I think you can sense in certain sections of this post.

So you're finding places on the internet where metaldams1978 and sweetcanadiangirl have already revealed what I have envisioned? Wonderful. Marvelous. But I never found those places. Maybe it just so happens that I saw those facts at those places, just by using my psychic abilities. Maybe you are lying. Lies are one thing I can't discern very well unless I see the face to face...see if they look upward, if they act nervous in any way... etcetera. So how do I know, sickdrjoe, that you are not lying? I would bet money that you cannot produce a link to where metaldams1978 mentioned that. My vision of sweetcanadiangirl seeing "Little Nicky" has also has yet to be challenged.

Bruckman64Ž... You are out of luck. I cannot conjure up anything on you when I'm this exhausted and I will not risk adding a headache to my misery.
 
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 Say, you aren't that dame on Letterman who's featured at the Hello deli playing "Psychic Sandwich", are you?
 
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 So .. overly lengthy postsoflitle consequence .. and we suspct tt tis IOS'T SLIPP?
 
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 Shady, d'you have a stroke or something? (I can't recall seeing that many strange typos in two years' worth of Tonyposts.....let alone one.)

You ok?
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 Look Forseer or WHOEVER you are, I am VERY uncomfortable having you snooping for information on me over the internet. It's really nobody's business what kind of music I listen to, and what movies I watch. If I wanted people to know this information, I would tell them. It's an invasion of privacy and I don't appreciate it. So F.UCK OFF!
"Make like Siamese twins and split.. and then one of you die."

 
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Try a mirror then.
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 <I think I'll start this post by saying that I'm thinking of changing my haandle from Forseer65 to Insomniac65.>

Why don't you just change it back to ISLIPP, and then f uck off? What a total load of bullsh it. "I'm making up a new identity, and if you don't immediately like, respect and admire me, I'll use my awesome psychic abilities to destroy you."

Bring it on, Mandyke the Magician.

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 Sweetcanadiangirl... If I have made you uncomfortable, please accept my humble apologies. But I assure you that I have not done any research on anyone and that what I have reveled about you and metealdams1978 is no kind of information that you wouldn't share with these people yourself. Did I reveal your love lives? No. Did I reveal what you really think about these other posters that you wouldn't want them to know? No. So you are being rather irrational, young lady.

As for the rest of you, you have made realize what my real goal must be... to use my psychic abilities to dissuade this new poster from downloading this site. If it wasn't for the fact that you are fellow human beings, none of you would deserve saving. Because of how I've been treated, I halfway want this person to run amock here and cause catastrophe in your personal lives, but I won't let it happen. I just pray that I wil be able to stop this person, and if you have any sense, you would pray with me.
 
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 Oh my....another squishy "prayer" fan. Where have I heard this song before?


"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"
 
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 The Pricelessnessticity continues!

Tell ME then, Forseer, who's my favorite football team?

HA! GOTCHA! I got'em fellas.

It's absolutely ASTONISHING how absolutely everyone, including retarded monkeys, can see where these plots of SLIPP's are going to go wrong, EXCEPT SLIPP.


"Oh YAH...Shake it, Madam...Capital knockers."
 
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 <If it wasn't for the fact that you are fellow human beings, none of you would deserve saving. >

Not even if we sing this OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER?

Great is Thy faithfulness, O God my Father,
There is no shadow of turning with Thee;
Thou changest not, Thy compassions they fail not,
As Thou hast been Thou for ever wilt be.
Great is Thy faithfulness!
Great is Thy faithfulness!
All I have needed Thy hand hath provided, -
Great is Thy faithfulness, Lord, unto me!

2 Summer and winter, and spring-time and harvest,
Sun, moon and stars in their courses above,
Join with all nature in manifold witness
To Thy great faithfulness, mercy and love..

3 Pardon for sin and a peace that endureth,
Thine own dear presence to cheer and to guide;
Strength for today and bright hope for tomorrow,
Bleesing all mine, with ten thousand beside!

Not even if we go to websites and confess we haven't the slightest idea what kind of hummingbird is smaller than our pinkies and is all red (or maybe pink?) Did you see that tiny bird down in Florida....maybe St. Augustine a few years ago?
In fact, you weren't even sure what it was you saw, you pathetic, crawling piece of clownshoe.

For the sake of clarity allow me to interpret this post for you, since you are obviously a complete and total retarded as shole: F UCK OFF AND DIE. NOW. Do your parents that favor, at least.

Oh incidentally, the tiny red hummingbirds are males of the Anis species. Not to be confused with YOUR favorites, the Anus.

I am the Whistler and I know many things for I walk by night.

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 I'm not so sure Forseer IS Slipp, mainly because he/she/it writes in complete
sentences with few misspellings. Everyone knows that Slipp, no matter what persona
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but I'm not willing to concede he/she/it is actually Slipp? Oh, if you really are psychic,
where did I go after work on Sunday?
 
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 Uhhh....to a fuckin' bar?

Well whaddaya know? Shet mah mouth an' call me Kreskin!


PS: yes, I too was thrown by the proper spelling & sentence structure, but let me add a Slipp-pretender (let's say, for instance, OHHH I dunno...... Steve) would be sure to misspell words and mimic, in detail, the orphan-sobbing-in-the-bombed-out-rubble syntax we all know & love. Then again, Slipp did have a few weeks off and is taking that mail-order course. And I maintain that you can teach a monkey to wear pants but it will still chase the banana every time; too many of Slipp's Messianic-complexes and I-hate-you-please-love-me
tendencies have been borne out (one example: I am not here for myself but for YOUR welfare. Gort barada nikto, benevolent alien visitor, but we ain't buyin' today).
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"

Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 11/18/02 4:50:52 pm
 
 
 
Jamison2
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 Well, that probably was the wrong "psychic question" for me to ask. I DID go
to a bar, but not to my usual Midtown one. I went to my West 3rd Street tavern, which
I rarely do on Sundays.
 
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 More from Almond Joyboy at Shady's site:

pub78.ezboard.com/bshadysplanet

For someone who doesn't care what we say about him any more, he just has to reply some way.

And Slipp, in case you read this [and am pretty sure you will] psychics are bunkum even when they're not portrayed by you.

You're out of time and space, this forum will soon be only a hilarious memory, and we're still around doing what we've always been doing.

---------------The NFO-----------------
How's Our Driving?
1-877-COX-SUCKS

Edited by: Bruckman64 at: 11/19/02 4:12:09 am
 
Forseer65
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 So just because I couldn't yet envision anything that wasn't already revealed somewhere on the internet, and because the incorrigible one has a history of using various handles, it's impossible for you to even consider my declaration of legitimacy? Well, as sure as I am that at least one of Bruckman64's arms has a lone freckle, I am sure of my own legitimacy (a good thing, too).

How about it Bruckman64? Does at least one of your arms have a lone freckle?

Now the good news... I have been able to keep the one that I have been warning you about from coming until after Thanksgiving. I will try to hold this person off until this message board shuts down. No guarantees, though. I am dealing with a very strong-wiled person. If you finally believe me after Bruckman64 confirms what I visualized about him, wish me luck. I'm going to need tons of it.
 
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 Hey, why are you dying for our sins, Li'l Baby Jeezus? Please, ALLOW the Dreaded New One (aka The Incorrigible One in a frightwig) to appear before Thanksgiving. Really: I insist.

I guarantee he'll be torn limb from limb and tossed into the cookpot in under a day.

Please don't "protect" us any further, Nostrildamus.

PS: "Important message!!!!!" has five exclamation marks. Anybody need any more proof this is Slipp? PLEASE Read! - I INQUIRED About Help!!
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"

Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 11/19/02 1:23:13 pm
 
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 Foreskeen, the Morlok gates are open. Bring the Eloi to us.
I am the Whistler and I know many things for I walk by night.

Edited by: Afa Dollah at: 11/19/02 2:01:58 pm
 
Jamison2
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 This reminds of that storyline in THE MIGHTY THOR when the Mangog
was heading to Asgard to lay waste. "He approacheth!" "He hath reached
the gates!" Alright, already...
 
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 Jamison2...I apologize if you have had enough of me, but really, It's not my goal to be an annoyance.

Why is there so much blaspheming going on? I take it that it's the "cool" thing to do around here. Whatever.

Sickdrjoe/Afa Dollah... why do you think it is that I am trying to prevent this person's arrival? I have already told you of the unstable psychic abilities the person possesses. If you "tear into him" and he chooses to respnd with, "I hope you choke," you just might choke. If he says "Your parents should die for having you," they just might die.

I will keep trtying to hold this person off until the message boards, until I sense that your attitudes are changed and you are ready and willing to accept someone new and treat him or her with respect and kindness. If you never reach that point and the message board closes, so be it.
 
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I have already told you of the unstable psychic abilities the person possesses. If you "tear into him" and he chooses to respnd with, "I hope you choke," you just might choke. If he says "Your parents should die for having you," they just might die.
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Not a chance. He'll be Slipp, like you are right now! He can gesture hypnotically and say "Disappear!" to the little corpse of the next boy he snuffs, but he's still gotta dig a hole to make it happen.

Send him in!
"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"

Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 11/19/02 5:18:32 pm
 
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 Mandrip the Magician says "Why is there so much blaspheming going on? I take it that it's the "cool" thing to do around here. Whatever."

Read yer bible Kresge the Great, psychics are considered bad news !
 
Forseer65
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 Sickdrjoe...if I am "Slipp" now, who have I been for the past few days since I started posting here? You are being ridiculous, and if I can't keep on holding off this newcomer, your ridiculousness may be your undoing.

WrathofSteve....the Bible? It only speaks against witches, mediums, astrologers and fraudulent psychics. I belong to none of those catagories. Miss Cleo never helped capture criminals like I do. She is a fraud. I'm not. There have oy been a few real pschics that have started hotlines and they all came to regret it. If you make just one bad call on something, it could be lawsuit time. Nowadays, real psychics just don't do hotlines anymore for that very reason.

To recap: I visualized a lone freckle on at least one of Bruckman64's arms. Will he confirm or deny....? Tune in at 5:00 a.m. to find out.
 
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 From Slipp's last entry at Shady's....

<Maybe this Foreseer55 person hasn't proven him/herself very well asa legitamite psycic, but maybe what he/she is saying shouldn't be blown off. That poster's "warnings" sorta givesme the creeps. I were you (and I'll be awfully glad I'm not on Judgement Day), I would consider what he/she said when he/she gave that "warning" and at least take it semi-seriously (better yet- halfway seriously).>

Foreskin69:

<Sickdrjoe/Afa Dollah... why do you think it is that I am trying to prevent this person's arrival? I have already told you of the unstable psychic abilities the person possesses. If you "tear into him" and he chooses to respnd with, "I hope you choke," you just might choke. If he says "Your parents should die for having you," they just might die.>

Pure bulls hit attempted psychic blackmail. And sure to doom the perpetrator (you, SlipperyForeskin69) to the lowest depths of Hell. Yeah, I feel guilty as f uck... late at night, with my biceps burning from the relentless (and well deserved) spanking of the Hottie of Choice...I feel guilty that
I may not have tongued her ass enough before I checked her oil with my forefinger. But you know what? You learn to overcome.

<Why is there so much blaspheming going on? I take it that it's the "cool" thing to do around here. Whatever.>

What blaspheming? I don't see any references to the non-existence of God.

I am the Whistler and I know many things for I walk by night.
 
WrathOfSteve   
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 Dr Strangest says:"the Bible? It only speaks against witches, mediums, astrologers and fraudulent psychics"

And there ya go ! You're as fraudulent as they come.
 
Forseer65
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 Afa Dollah... just how many points are you trying to make in your latest post? The only thing I could understand about it is that your definition of "blaspheming" is incorrect. According to my Wenster's New World Collegiate Dictionary:

vb 1: to speakf or address with irreverence

2: to utter blasphemy

3: CURSE, SWEAR

blasphemy: great disrespect shown to God or to sacred persons or things

There is nothing said about questioning the existsence of God, though to deny that God exists could be considered blasphemy.

So what were those other points you tried (but failed miserably at) making? (No offense meant, although you did insult me first)

Did "Slipp" actually say those things? What a troubled young man, although he does show evidence of an open mind.

WrathofSteve... where is the proof of my fraudulence? We'll see how fraudulent I am when Bruckman64 admits that he has a lone freckle on at least one of his arms.
 
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 Wait a minute. Two can wear a turban, y'know.

It's coming to me....KO-da basanta kabamba la-ba-soy.....heeHEE habba habba.......Forseer you have a lone freckle....it's between your legs......ya, HEE, yabba satta....we are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives......sha-KOY landondo yabasue......and remember, my friends, future events such as these will affect you in the future.

Can you prove it didn't happen?

"UM-briago!! It's a catastrophe!"
 
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Islipp Classics / Goodbye! (Again)
« on: August 19, 2006, 01:25:07 PM »
(ISLIPP bids the ezboard a fond farewell...again.)

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 After taking a few days off from this board, ISLIPP has now gotten AGRIPP on himself. I have not seen and will not look at any posts that have been made since my last post. I will however say this about my problems:

This is what it all boils down to: You were all right and I was all wrong. I should've listened to metaldams a few months ago when he said that I was not suited for any board that does not have strictly Stooge talk.

As for the "curse", I wasn't making it up. Mock me if you must, but know this- there were MANY acquaintences I had in high school- mostly non-religious acquaintences and a few acquaintences that subscribed to other beliefs. We never discussed nor made the slightest mention of religion or each other's beliefs and I got along well with them. I actually got along with these people a ot better than most religious people I saw regularly. I don't have the slightest idea what could've changed ME since then, so it has to be the "curse".

Now to close- to say goodbye to all non-Stooges forums forever, I will slightly revise the lyrics of Terry Jacks' "Seasons in the Sun".

Goodbye to you, my trusted friends
You've known me longer than a month or 10.
Together we climbed hills and trees
Learned of love and ABC's
Skinned our hearts and skinned our knees

Goodbye my friends, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere (I wish!)
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the son
But the hills that we've climbed
Were just seasons out of time.

Goodbye, Bruckman, please pray for me.
I was the black sheep of this "family"
You tried to teach me right from wrong
Too much whine and too much song
Wonder how I got along

Goodbye Bruckman, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky.
Now that the spring is in the air
Dunrobin's m-board is elsewhere
When it opens, I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But my whines and my songs
Like the seasons have all gone

Goodbye BJR, you're the one
You were my friend and helped me find the sun
And everytime that I was down
You would always come around
And get my feet back on the ground

Goodbye BJR, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
With all the nyuk-nyuks everywhere
The Stooges still are on the air

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun
But the stars we could reach
Were just starfish on the beach

(Then back to the first "We had joy" part, then the second one, to fade out)

Trivia: Terry Jacks wrote the original version for the Beach Boys, but they wouldn't record it (I forgot why), so he recorded it himself and became a great one-hit wonder. Great song.

I'll see most of you at Rob's place. Til' then...Peace.

Edited by: ISLIPP at: 6/1/02 7:59:16 am
 
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 <<After taking a few days off from this board, ISLIPP has now gotten AGRIPP on himself.>>

Uh....no I don't think you have.

You know, it seems kind of funny, that as soon as you "take a few days off" a new poster comes along, and as soon they leave you come back. We ALL know it was you, so quit playing dumb.

Your "curse" is just bullshit. The only thing you are "cursed" with is acting like a complete @#%$ idiot. Thats ALL! Hey! How about a finale? Why don't you bring your "mother" out to tell us how much of a good son you are.


"A mental mind fuck can be nice."

Edited by: sweetcanadiangirl at: 5/31/02 12:54:30 pm
 
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 ROFLMMFAO!
You know, I'm like a pink duck. Most folks, all they've ever seen is white ducks. Or you know, regular kind of looking ducks, but they've never seen a pink duck. They don't know what to do with me. I'm a pink duck. They don't know what to do with me. Hehe.
 
sickdrjoe
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 You were right the first time: kill yourself. Please. Look - I'll even say it in Echo:

KILL/YOURSELF.

Put us out of OUR misery. Your worm-boy schizophrenia's not funny anymore, just sad & scary. SuperStooge, Meditran, Mom, Bunionhead, Angillus; Suicide Boy, Dog Boy, Experimental Writer Boy, Cardboard Box Boy, Closet Boy. They're all breadcrumb trails, each one winding back to the snake pit of your own mind.

Since you won't get help & you won't stop, really & truly think about suicide. Before you wind up fuckin' , killin' and eatin' little children, if you're not hard at work on it already.


PS: the only 'starfish' you're interested in are between furry butt cheeks.


PSS: hey, BJR, you're Slipp's "little one"! He likes you. Makes ya feel special all over, doesn't it?

PSSS: Look, out of fear of discovery, Slipp hastily changed "my little one" to "you're the one" in his 'song parody'. And it still reeks of intense homosexual longing!
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"

Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 6/3/02 4:25:47 pm
 
Afa Dollah
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 sick, sick sick. I am FORCED to disagree.

The only "starfish" he's interested in are between HAIRLESS butt cheeks.

Shall we start a pool betting on how many of these pathetic, whining "This is absolutely my last post on this board" threads we'll be subjected to? Three? Five? More?
There was something fishy about the butler. I think he was a Pisces, probably working for scale.
 
 
 
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 You can count me in on THAT bet.
"A mental mind fuck can be nice."
 
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Sten Erin
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 Yeah, but you still suck too, Pigeon. Go ‘way.

Hey, any of y’all getting the feeling that in just a few days now, you’re gonna flip on the tube and get a live, aerial shot of a Michigan 7-11 where a 28 yr old SWM is holding a group of people hostage at gunpoint, foaming at the mouth & mumbling strange acronyms like SDJ, NFO and ToT? Curious, you’ll turn up the volume just as Tom Brokaw solemnly intones “His demands are simple. [Insert grainy footage of Slipp, clad in grubby, child-sized Teddy Ruxpin 1-piece pajamas, picking his crusty nose and awkwardly holding a bullhorn at the same time] ‘BJR, my special little one, shall bring me the head of SDJ on a platter. Oh! And I wanna meet Shaggy and Chuck Norris.’ Inside, the situation is dire. [Insert grainy footage of the interior of the 7-11. Pitifully dragging herself towards the entrance, a woman sobs, undone by the stress of listening to Slipp’s “Seasons in the Sun” remix 9 hrs straight.] ‘Please sir, I have 3 little children!’ ‘Shut up and say it in Scooby talk!’ ‘Rease rrir, I rraf rree rirrle…’”

 
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 RAAAAARrrrroghhh
 
Yoda
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 A strange one, he is.
 
Luke Skywalker
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 Nooo! I'm starting to like him! Must....f-fight it!!!
 
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 Slipp, stop posting Star wars.
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
Obi Wan Kenobi
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 Luke, use the force! The FORCE, Luke!
 
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 Yes, Luke! You've got to fight it! Darth Vader has me captive!
 
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 Yes SLIPP, keep making an ass out of yourself.
You know, I'm like a pink duck. Most folks, all they've ever seen is white ducks. Or you know, regular kind of looking ducks, but they've never seen a pink duck. They don't know what to do with me. I'm a pink duck. They don't know what to do with me. Hehe.
 
 
 
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 Hmm. Seasons in the sun? What a troubled young man. I'm delighted to know that I'm not HIS father.

As for you, Luke, my son, you might as well prepare for a fate worse then death. I doubt even the force could help you now.
 
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 Beep bop boop bip WEEeeeeOOOOOWW!
 
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 Oh, be quiet R2! Can't you see Master Luke is in a terrible dilemna?

Keep trying, Master Luke! You must try harder!
 
Tha Puckstoppa
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 Aw, there goes the multi-faggot.

CAN I JOIN NO FAGS ONLINE?
 
2cool247   
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 Slipp, you are such a Mook!

you're post are lame, you think you're funny, you're not.
just stop making a fool out yourself, stop with this Star War @#%$ bro,
It's annoying.
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
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 What the hell happened overnight? I come back to Star Wars characters?
"A mental mind fuck can be nice."
 
2cool247   
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 " What the hell happened overnight? I come back to Star Wars characters? "

LMFAO, I know what you mean Sweets, lol, I look at this topic, thinking i'll see a Sick Dr., or Metaldams post ripping Slipp, but instead of those names, I see, Chewbaca, Yoda, R2D2, C3PO. WTF? Need I say more than WTF?
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
 
 
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 It's clobberin' time!
 
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 If you bomb my grocery store,
This is what I'll do:
Sue you for all of your cash,
And get a new hairdo!

I'm not Six Iron, neither is Slipp -
So this I will tell you:
I will call up Linda Tripp,
And later, keedknapp you!!

I will call 'abuerro' up,
And 'Edie', too.
They will join with M-ditran,
And they will keedknapp you!!

I do not watch Star Wars,
You shouldn't watch it, too.
If you dare, this I say:
I will keedknapp you!!
 
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 A-good e-va-ning frie-e-e-ends!
 
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 ROFLMMFAO, too!!!!! (Doug: I just got what the 2nd ‘M’ stands for. Klasseek!!)

So...my 'Tiger Larry' character from the ‘two-lines at a time story’ thread rears it head. This is very clearly meant to parody me, based not only on ‘Tiger Larry,’ but also on the ‘parodying’ of my IWKY verse.

Hey, I should feel honored, in that imitation is purportedly the sincerest form of flattery. (Still...by ‘Schmoopy Don’t’?)

But I also have to take offense at how poorly this Ersatz ‘keedknapp’ verse adheres to the pattern of the original. (N.B.: I may post what that ‘pattern’ is at some point.)

Also...SLIPP posting as various Star Wars characters? Man, how far will ‘Jar Jar Stinks’ go!? (Gnaborretni!?!?)

AND MOST IMPORTANTLY: Considering that dissertation-length post by ‘Pigeon-Sh#t,’ and the religious references contained therein, I now suspect that...

SLIPP = Pidgeon-SL#PP. (Ees eet not posseeble!?)

IWKY: Shady out!

Edited by: Shemp Shady at: 6/2/02 4:16:45 am
 
Jamison2
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 Slipp, we ALL know that you'll be back, "Seasons in the Sun" notwithstanding.
(God, couldn't you have picked a better song? "If I Only Had a Brain" maybe?)
It may be under a different name, but you'll be back...
 
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 Anyone know what that fuckin' "Chick Tract" like post was all about?
"They misunderestimated me."- President Dubya
 
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 This is some great stuff. Absolute gold. It's like a C3 reunion.
Sir Simon Milligan...Master of funk...AND EVIL.
 
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 lol slip ur a fuckin loser. ur @#%$ man.
 
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 Wrong. It's funny because SLIPP is still here 3 weeks later.
 
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 NEWSFLASH!

All the times I said I was leaving were only TESTS. I was testing you all so I can find a new way to get you to stop posting crap about me.

I stink at fighting (with words), but I'm an EXCELLENT pest! I've got a new lease on life NOW, boy! I've obviously been getting on DrJoe's nerves. But now, I'll get on the nerves of ALL who dare desicrate my name.

I have spoken.
 
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 Oh yeah, it's time for the ladies man baby!

(music)

Whatth happenin everybody? Welcome to the Ladieth Man, the radio talk show with all the right rethpontheth to yo romantic querieth. How y'all doin? I'm fine I got my couvothier right heyah..Yeah!

I open tonightth show with a conthern. Ithlipp, you are clearly a very thexually reprethed perthon. Why ith thith? You inthitht on bein' a petht. Don't do that, baby! Take it from our greatstht prethident Bill Clinton. Whenever you get a chanth, get your wang mouthified by whoever is around. If it is a venerial ditheathe you fear, don't worry I have had all the venerial ditheatheth, and they really aren't that bad.

I underthtand you have thpent thome time in a box and on a leash...Well thatth cool whatever getth you freak on. But little girlth pithing on themthelveth?!?! Yeeeahh. That's dithguthteyin. You betht avoid that demographic of "urinating kindergartnerth" out of you head right now. I altho here of a dental lady you were after. Another failure. You got thmooth talk them. Thay thomething like...

"Hey baby, I notithed yo ath is FINE ATH HELL!!!"

Now thy will either thmack you, or they will take you down to the buth terminal and thkank it up wit yo ya hear? They won't mind the leash either. I have been intimate with the lowtht of the low buth thkankth to the more thophthtacated, well bread buth thkankth, and they all like to get freaky! Hehe YEAH!

Thome of them even like role playing. Which I hear you are good at. @#%$, you pretended to be your mother?!? Thatth good, I gueth but not particularly arouthing. Thkankth usually prefer "Who'th yo daddy" as appothed to the maternal being, but ya know, whateva, thome ho's are into that @#%$ you know what I'm thayin?

(music)

And thpeakin in toungueth...Hehe..Yeyah they like that!!!

Lookth like thatth all the time we got tonight.

I'm Leon Phelpth I'll cathc y'all lata.

Peace out.


 
 
sickdrjoe
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No, Slipp, when you make a statement, knowing beforehand it's false, it's a lie. Some examples:

Threatening suicide for attention: a lie.

Claiming to be Bunionhead, Meditran, P Nis, etc: a lie.

Denying you're Bunionhead, Meditran, P Nis, etc: a lie.

Claiming you 'falsely confessed' to being Bunionhead, Meditran, P Nis, etc: a lie.

And swearing to God three dozen different times that this is IT, you're gone for good, goodbye forever, etc: a lie.

See how that works?

Besides, you're not the 'written test' type. You much prefer little testes administered orally.
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"
 
ISLIPP
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 See how convincing my tests were? Everybody thought I was lying.

And HEY..you finally admit...

"Claiming to be Bunionhead, Meditran, P Nis: a lie"

So you admit that I only claimed to be P Nis and Meditran to shut you up about your "consequences" a week or so back. However, I never claimed to be Bunionhead. Never. Numskull unmasked me when I wore that disguise and I never denied it since. Come think of it, I never denied it, PERIOD. Bunionhead denied being ME, not the other way around.

"Denying you're Bunionhead, Meditran, P Nis, etc: a lie.

So I claimed it AND denied it? Are you for REAL? Is anybody home in that useless noggin of yours? Like I said, I NEVER denyed being Buionhead, it was the other way around. And I RIGHTFUKKY denied being P Nis and Meditran.

"Claiming you "falsly confessed" to being Bunionhead, Meditran, P Nis, etc: a lie."

You're way over the deep end, now. I NEVER "falsly confessed" to being Bunionhead.

I didn't threaten suicide for attention- only to get you and your goon squad off my back.

And then you say I swore to God, I was gone for good? Well, I NEVER swore anything of the kind to God. Go look up everything from me that you claim was a lie, and you'll see I never swore that to God.

So tell me, DrJoe...were you smashed, stoned or just plain STUPID when you typed that post?
 
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 So tell me, DrJoe...were you smashed, stoned or just plain STUPID when you typed that post?

I'm high on YOU, Slipp. For the record, it's like a cross between huffing paint-thinner and snorting rhino tranquiilizer.
But I'm getting a li'l bit tired of your New Act, which is half clubhouse lawyer and half I'm-stupid-on-purpose.

Here's how claiming to be Bunionhead, Meditran, P Nis: a lie actually works:

"I'm representing a small group of Stooge fans in my town that have had it with that f****ing idiot ISLIPP, but don't want to see a Stooge message board dedicated to the mentally disturbed, bed-wetting moron."

See? You claimed to be Meditran - and THAT'S A LIE. You 'cleverly' insulted yourself to obscure the trail - and that kindergarten stunt fooled no one!

Now on to:" 'Denying you're Bunionhead, Meditran, P Nis, etc: a lie.' So I claimed it AND denied it? Are you for REAL? Is anybody home in that useless noggin of yours?"

There sure is, Needledick! See how simple this is? Your claim ("I am not Slipp, I'm Meditran") was a lie. Therefore, your denial ("I am not Meditran - I'm Slipp!") is ALSO a lie.

Slipp, do yourself a big favor and cross off 'lawyer' on the list of jobs you're unsuited for. (More like a supermarket receipt than a simple 'list'!) If this were a trial, the bench would have issued you a warning a year ago, and ordered the bailiffs to arrest you six months ago. Your 'case' is missing one little tiny, itty-bitty, inconsequential item: a leg to stand on.


However, I never claimed to be Bunionhead. Never. Numskull unmasked me when I wore that disguise and I never denied it since. Come think of it, I never denied it, PERIOD. Bunionhead denied being ME, not the other way around.

Man, talk about a textbook example of 'diminished capacity'!
Slipp, I'm sure you were this insane even as a kid. Unfortunately for you, you're not "likably" insane, you're "annoyingly" insane.

That's why your teacher started class one day by announcing, "OK, class, pencils down! Who wants to see me put a leash on Eric's neck and walk him like a toy poodle outside where everyone can laugh at him?"

And that's why all your classmates clapped their hands and said, "YAYYYY!" Nobody really wants to see you 'get help'...they'd rather watch you bark at cars and pee on a tree.

"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"

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ISLIPP
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 Are you a ding-a-ling or WHAT? Mediran never said he/they was me. I never said I was Meditran. There was NO LIE there. GOT IT?

What's so insane about saying "Bunionhead denied being ME, not the other way around."? I, ISLIPP, the real person never denied being the charatcer, Bunionhead. BUT, Bunionhead, the charatcer, denied being ME. SEE? SAW? SEE?

Who said I was a lawyer? Perry Mason and Matlock would BOTH sue your sorry a**, while they make sure that you don't get away with murder anymore, as far as harrassing the innocent (me).
 
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 You should be trapped, killed, filleted, jerked, stirred into a kettle of soup, garnished with basil and oregano and served to the homeless.


Speaking of eats, what's Slipp's favorite Chinese food?

Sum yung gai.
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"

 
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 " I stink at fighting (with words), but I'm an EXCELLENT pest! " - Islipp.

WHAT HE REALLY MEANT:

I stink, and my waters not working, so i'll stink some more, i also stink at fighting, getting girls, getting a job, getting liked by people, but i'm an excellent rapist, and a stalker, and a pest!

Ah S*it boys, somebody call the Terminex man.


F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
ISLIPP
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 You should be painted brown, put in someone's toilet bowl and flushed.

Your favorite food OF ALL is mashed couch potato. 9/11 shouldn't have been the end of the world for you. You can still get a job at a carnival as a target in the "Throw the Ball at the Dummy" game. The winners become instant millionaires.
 
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 "... Get A job at Throw the Ball at the Dummy" game.

Whats the matter Slipp, they fired you?
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.

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Bruckman64
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 "What so insane about saying Bunionhead denied being me....."

O geez this convoluted logic is killing me at 11 p.m. Lemme see.....Bunionhead and Slipp are the same person. But when Slipp is Bunionhead and says he isn't Slipp, he isn't lying because Bun. is a character and not a real person and fictional characters can't lie because they're fictional. Do I have it correctly?

Thus if I, Bruckman, go around saying I'm Napoleon, I'm lying because Napoleon was a historical personage, but if I say I'm Tyler Durden, I'm not lying because Tyler Durden is fictional. Neither am I lying when I fail to deny I'm not Tyler Durden [if anyone here can follow that line of reasoning].

Slipp, your logic leaves me absolutely speechless. "Look, I'm not lying because I was pretending to be someone else" is a line used by bunco artists. Incompetent ones.
 
 
 
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 In any Western court of law, Slipp would've been ordered gagged & trussed very early on. Here is, really, the only way to respond to his intricately-constructed nut replies.

Examples:

As for the "curse", I wasn't making it up. Mock me if you must, but know this- there were MANY acquaintences I had in high school- mostly non-religious acquaintences and a few acquaintences that subscribed to other beliefs. We never discussed nor made the slightest mention of religion or each other's beliefs and I got along well with them. I actually got along with these people a ot better than most religious people I saw regularly. I don't have the slightest idea what could've changed ME since then, so it has to be the "curse".

You have a flush toilet in your living room.

So you admit that I only claimed to be P Nis and Meditran to shut you up about your "consequences" a week or so back. However, I never claimed to be Bunionhead. Never. Numskull unmasked me when I wore that disguise and I never denied it since. Come think of it, I never denied it, PERIOD. Bunionhead denied being ME, not the other way around.

Still dreaming of five-year-olds with bedroom eyes urinating on themselves, Slipp?

What's so insane about saying "Bunionhead denied being ME, not the other way around."? I, ISLIPP, the real person never denied being the charatcer, Bunionhead. BUT, Bunionhead, the charatcer, denied being ME. SEE? SAW? SEE?

I hear you learned the multiplication tables from inside a Frigidaire box.

And so forth...
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"
 
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 Ah, you're right. Reading Slipp's attempts at a logical premise is like watching a Monet being defaced by a magic-marker-brandishing chimp. You don't know whether to laugh in shock, be appalled, or call for a tranquilizer gun.

Anyway am not going to lose sleep over this nonexistent attempt at reasoning out Slipp's motivation. One might just as well expect Pauly Shore to turn up in a Merchant-Ivory film.


 
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Bruckman64
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 OK. Slipp, run that by me again as to why you're a completely truthful individual and not a card-carrying liar and incipient bunco-steerer. You live in both Belleville Michigan and Santa Fe.....got it....your abuerro made you chalupas....uh-huh....the street you're on is called Calle de Cabeza....yep....a fairy leaves you Scooby Snacks under your pillow at 2 a.m. sharp.....understood....

And by the way I'm not Bruckman, I'm TYLER DURDEN. No kidding. I run Fight Clubs all over the country and work at night as a movie projectionist [ how else do you think I know so much about old movies] and splice in insert close-ups of gigantic c o c k s into family films. [Check out Scooby Doo currently running].

"He took the COIN out of the FISH'S MOUTH!!!"
 
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Au contraire, Dams. Letting Slipp run off at the mouth for 2-3 paragraphs, only to respond, "Hey, flush already, I'm trying to watch FRASIER here", just gets him ANGRIER.

Voila! An even more crazed response than the first one!
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"
 
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 Count Bruckula:

1. I had no idea there was a Belleville, Michigan. There is in fact, Bell Aire, Michigan. I bet that's where they got the name for Will Smith's TV show.

2. Don't try to understand me. It will make your head hurt.

3. I thought you said Tyler Durden was your real name. I wouldn't think it would be anyway, because I never heard of parents naming their sons Tyler before the 1990's.
 
Bruckman64
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 You know, I find it a little strange that you live in Michigan, yet are unable to place Belleville. Not that Belleville is a very big place according to the atlas, but if someone asked me where Plentywood, Montana is, I could tell them, even though Montana's a bigger state than Michigan.

Tyler Durden my real name! ROFL! Tyler Durden is a character in "Fight Club, played by Brad Pitt in the film version. Of course I wouldn't expect you to have read the book or seen the movie, since the latter is rated R and has a fair bit of bloody violence and some nudity [not to mention a lot of the F-word]. Still, I'd urge you to rent it and see what a truly psychotic descent into self-destructive dementia can be like.

My real name is Bode Austin Sehorn Miller Jr. Or maybe it isn't.
 
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 I've seen movies about characters with self-destructive dementia. I seem to recall a movie I saw around 1985 called "Delirium". It had plenty of swear words and as Moe Howard playg his own son would say, "plenty of killings and murders". I was 10 or 11 years old at the time and I still didn't mind the swearing one bit.
 
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 "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" took place in Bel Air, a tony section of Los Angeles.
 
sickdrjoe
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 Based on his most recent responses, Slipp's either typing with a full-to-bursting diaper on, or he's one mother-insult away from responding with "My cat's breath smells like cat food."
 
 
 
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 Wow. I never would've guessed that Jamison was down with DJ Jazzy Jeff. Word.

Based on sickdrjoe's recent responses, he's either posting while his former boss makes him eat the burger he was caught crapping in or his unemployment is causing him some major anxiety.
 
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 Yeah, they probably got the idea for "Taxi" based on taxes people have to pay. Actually a Taxi are the people who come to your house when you have failed to pay your taxes.


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 I realize Slipp cannot visualize 'work' without the term 'produce aisle' or wearing a paper hat....but there really and truly are jobs where you get to f u c k around on a computer most of the day. I even get to pick what cds I wanna listen to! Oh, Slipp, it's a land of magic pixie dust and dodo bird eggs, here in Dingley-Dell, where we fill out Form 1040 every year to celebrate Taxopotamus Day!

(You have to 'explain' things to Slipp in Mother Goose Echo Transition or they sail right over the dear boy's head.)

On the local front, Numskull said he'd drink water out of a bar toilet before he'd let you back into Stoogeworld to chew on the new curtains and leave 'surprises' on the carpet. Sorry, Slipp...I really did try this time!
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"
 
ISLIPP
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 DrJoe- just because your boss at Burger King is one most of the day and leaves his offce door wide open, that does not give you the right to barge in and use his computer. Who's the poor sap that you always get to cover for you at the drive-thru window when your banging away on your boss's keyboard- Beavis or Butthead (both are your best riends, so it shoudn't really matter)?

And guess what? I read Kevin's response to your request. As usual, you make things sound a HECK of a lot worse with your tactlessness. Kev, as usual, was very tactFUL. Start adopting him as your role model. Look up to him. He is the exact opposite of you and he's everything you should be.

And remember, as Beavis always says, "BOY-OY-OY-OY-OY-OY-OY-OING!"

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You're right as usual. He simply said, "SLIPP is not welcome here." No discussion. No debate. NO SLIPP. Man, I gotta get me some of that tact! If it can get rid of you, it can get week-old gum off the heel of a shoe.

Never thought I'd see you happy about having your request for parole denied. Then again, some guys like it in jail...


"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"
 
ISLIPP
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 You're WRONG again, brainless, if only by the way you're making it sound. Kevin did NOT say "SLIPP is not welcome here" without adding something to the effect of "in the opinions of the majority." He said that the majority of voters didn't want me there and until they do, I'm still banned.

And I'm not exactly happy about this, but I'm happily accepting it. There's a difference.
 
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 wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa!

Stop you're crying Slipp.
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
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Only you would have the laser-like intelligence to insult the only guy asking that your ban be rescinded.

But you're the boss, Slipp. NOW it's 24-0 against. Happy?
"I look at you, bless God, and I see money!"

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thread BEFORE I came here and read what appears to be some kind of DIG at me
re Jazzy Jeff. I MAY have to change my avuncular, bemused stance toward young
Eric if I see something like that again. Believe me, you DON'T want that to happen...

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Jamison, I didn't think that was a "dig" at all, just like the training reference in the other thread. You do know what "down with" means, right? That's no dig. You dig?


 
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 Four days ago, you said you were going to go with the majority. Schmuck, dont you know when people hate you? Or are you so socially retarded that we have to spoonfeed you everything? GET THE @#%$ OUT!!!!NOW!!!!
Does Mom do Bukkake? Just curious........
The Football Team at Riverdale High

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 Welcome,weatherbee! Curious,since all the posters here are from another site,how did you stumble upon this one?
 
Mr weatherbee
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 Just blind luck and a google search!!!! Is ALL of this true? He was walked like a dog?And had to sit in a refrigerator box???? For real???And his parents didnt press charges????What a "walking fire hydrant" for humanity to piss upon. God Slip, reach down into whats left of your mansack and SUE the ex-teacher or Board of Ed for harassment. Or stalk & kill the teacher to prove your manhood. Baring that, Roll over & play dead. Good boy. Now.....off the couch!!! Here's a milk Bone. Now go lay down & lick yourself.


 
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Check this out guys, Dewey posted this at 1:12:36 am, " Mr. WeatherBee ", Or as we know him as Slipp, posted at 1:10:50 pm.
2 MINUTES SHY OF 12 HOURS!
Mr. Weatherbee was logged into this site MANY hours before his post. Why did it take you so long to post? Is it because you wanted to think of something to insult yourself? Its not gonna work Slipp. So just stop.
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
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 Hey ;

Your the Webmaster. You see where everyone's posting from & check my ISP & tell me if I'm him. If I am, I'll be posting from inside a refrigator box. Baring that, lets all wait for the short bus , to bring us our Mr. "Special Ed".

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 " Hey Boston Boy "

SILLY RABBIT, Slipp, c'mon now, please, you know I live in New York, and only Slipp would be that braindead to say that the BROOKLYN CYCLONES logo was the Red Sox logo.

PLUS I'M A METS FAN!
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.

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 Met fan. That figures, Both the Mets AND the Cyclones are minor league teams. Check my ISP, Brooklyn boy. I LIVE right in your 'hood.
 
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 And AFTER you check my ISP, if you have ANYMORE QUESTIONS as to if I am "Slip" or not. Go @#%$ yourself. Is this the way you treat a new guy? Do I question you? I found this website and started readinbg the posts. I had no idea, they were all from 15 year old Junior High kids. Pardon my mistake, @#%$!!
 
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 You COULD be just putting in that you live in my 'hood.

It's funny how when you post, Slipp is gone, and you, and Slipp are never in this board at the same time.
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
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 Look Beeboy, I COULD ban you from this site, but if I do, it will take away ALL THE FUN we are going to have abusing you. The only 16 year olds in this site are me, and Pigeon. and unlike you, 16 year olds are in High School, not in JHS. You wanna fight me tough guy, LETS GO!
F.D.N.Y. Stand Back 200 Ft.
 
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 i "COULD BE" putting in that I live in your hood? Hey Kid In -Stink, listen, I'll meet you on 4th Ave & 86th Street, right by the Gyro /Souvlaki place (owned by George the greek guy, across from 86 Noodle) right by the entrance to the R train, anytime you want, you Justin Timberlake-wannabe. Now, behave & play nice. Need anymore proof?
 
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« on: August 19, 2006, 12:57:43 PM »
(The good Reverend speaks on behalf of brother SLIPP, who is being unfairly persecuted.)

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 I've followed this bashing for too long without interfering. LAY OFF, Sickdrjoe. LAY OFF, MEtaldams. LAY OFF, Shempisnumber1. You people criticize Islipp for being addicted to these boards. WHAT ABOUT YOU? How much time a day do YOU people spend here, laying in ambush for him to post, then superficially ripping his statements apart?
You people disgust me. You, Sickdrjoe, talked down Slipp for not having a job, AT A TIME WHEN YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE YOURSELF, BY YOUR OWN ADMISSION!
You are hypocrites. You rant at Islipp for posting late. You call him a 'Bible thumper', attaching obscene epithets to it. Christianity is built on love, not hate - but Paul (the apostle) himself wouldn't take this without lashing out.
You are furious with him for creating new IDs. But how many REAL people are there on this board, and how many clones?
Slipp is responsible, from what I've seen, for Meditran, Superstooge, the disgusting P Nis character, and a few others.
But what of Sickdrjoe?
At a time in which NO ONE was pestering him, he created the offensive 'Chicolini' id.
I wouldn't put it past him or some of the other NFO members to have been one or more of the many versions of Robey.

Slipp, if you'd like to talk this over with me, my private messaging is available. I do not publicize my email, because I have no wish for the pornography and obscenity with the NFO crowd would be sure to send.

In Christ,
Rev. John Cadner
 
ISLIPP
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 Rev- you're right in all you say. But after sickdrjoe's "religious" "Black Widow" character at the first site we all posted at, I don't want to take the chance to trust you. No one can get me twice with the same trick.

No. Everybody has seen the end of me anyway. The Syndicate is dead. ISLIPP is dead. Whoever Angus McPimple and BabaRum are, I WISH they were dead (as posters).

But am I moping around, depressed over it? Absolutely not! I still have the other place with the whole other group of posters that accept me and respect me. I've got my good health. I've got offline hobbies and interests.

One last word- a revelation to all who read this: I can't believe that this hasn't dawned on anyone before, but I my unpopular actions were the product of all who were down on me on these boards- NFO or otherwise. You said I was a mental case and wouldn't budge from that false misconception, so I became a mental case. Same with the pervert-talk, the stupid-talk, and the liar-talk. You didn't want to see me as anything else, so I conformed to YOUR conception of me. Oops- maybe I should correct that- they were probably DrJoe's conceptions (or lies to do me in- take your pick) of me, and they were widely accepted like he was some kind of see-all, know-all prophet, who's predictions were much more likely to be accurate than those of Nostradamus.

This isn't the first time this happened to someone. There was some famous story about someone who became the monster the people made him out to be, but I forgot what it was. "Frankenstein" perhaps? Maybe I'm in the same boat as Quasimodo- the Hunchback of Notre Dame. While his physical features are what started the people against him, some strange quality of my posts could've done it for me.

In closing, I've never seen agroup of people deserve each other more than these people. May you all turn against each other someday with great brutality. May you never find love outside this board again. May you be permently impotent and never marry or have kids. May your real lives be plagued with the kind of person you made me out to be, and may that person keep you from ever feeling safe again. May all your offline friendships crumble and may you never be able to start new ones. May your paychecks stop coming in and may you remained unemployed until death do you part from this earth. May you lose your driver's licences, never to regain the legal right to drive. And finally, as spoken by the great Johnny Carson, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits".

Th-th-th-that's all, folks!


 
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 Christ Slipp!! Washington only delivered ONE farewell address . Your biggest problem is YOU JUST WON'T GO THE HELL AWAY!!!!!
 
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shempisnumberone
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 This reminds me of that Aerosmith tune "Same Old Song and Dance".

Blah blah; "you worship sickdrjoe.....I'm leaving for good.....I've got a board where I post at where everyone likes me......etc"

Just shut up and die; or at least go trolling for young boys with the "reverend" in secrecy.
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
 
 
 
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 Now ye've dunnit and I hope ye're all prroud of yerselves.Ye've driven off the most peace lovin God fairin' boy off yer silly little message boord. I hope ye can live wi'yerselves after wut ye've dun to his wee heart.
 
metaldams1978
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 SLIPP, if you were really going away, I say good for you, you made the right decision. You should've never come to the 24*7 board in the first place. You knew it would be nothing but trouble for you, yet you came anyway. You're your own worst enemy. The fact that you would wish all of those terrible things on us shows you take this all way too personally, and it's been proven time and time again in your case anger equals stupidity. I think this group of people is one of the most intelligent, and by the way they've acted towards me, kindest and most thoughtful group of people I've ever been associated with. That's why I stick around. I would say farewell but I know you'll be back soon enough.
 
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 What are you guys talking about? I didn't say "I am leaving". Where are those words in that post?

THAT WASN'T EVEN THE POINT. The only other thing you got out of that post was something you shouldn't have gotten out of it. The point is that all the unpopular things I've done was because you built them up to be A LOT worse than they were when you first started harping on them. Like I said, you said I was insane, so I REALLY gave you insane. You said I was a liar, so I REALLY gave you a liar. Back during my wars with Squid, I used lots of anal-related insults, so he said I was anally fixated. So I REALLY gave him anally fixated. Since then, it was said that I had a thing for felatio, so I REALLY gave you a felatio-fixated person. I was getting the impression you WANTED those things from me, so I gave in. However, I NEVER acted on the "screwin' dead little boys" crap. I have my morals and standards that I won't compromise for ANYONE. Even despite all the compromising I DID do for you humanoids (Thank you, Bobby Heenan!), you dogpiled me all the worse. So obviously that wasn't the answer to dealing with all those insults. I probably should've left for good right after the unavoidable matzoh incident and never posted with any of you on any site ever again.

Now, maybe aside from the anal fixation crap, WHO, I ask you, WHO has even RECENTLY ADMITTED, just a few days ago, to starting all that crap? Your own, beloved Sick Dr. Joe. That's who. The defense rests.

REMEMBER- this is BESIDE the point of "He's leaving again" and the "It's DrJoe's fault" thing is only a PART of the picture.

If you think I said otherwise in this post, polish those reading glasses and go through this post again.
 
metaldams1978
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 You're already going back on your farewell post.

"Everybody has seen the end of me anyway. The Syndicate is dead. ISLIPP is dead." (Life without Christ is dead. Marriages without Christ is DEAD!)

"Th-th-th-that's all, folks!"

Sounds like the words of somebody who is leaving to me. For one split second, you had an ounce of sanity in you by deciding to leave, only to go back on it.....because it drives you crazy that there are people out there that don't like you. Face it SLIPP, it drives you nuts. Your "three way friendship" dream will never happen. Give it up, already. This you acting like what you have acted like because we say you are, (insane, a liar, etc.), is idiotic. You doing so would serve no purpose on your part and only make you and your case look worse, which is exactly what you've done. You're a hopeless case, SLIPP. Absolutely hopeless.




 
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 "I'm taking a week off."

BullsHit, you never left! Now you're your own priest! Yet ANOTHER post is now being furiously typed:

Rev John Clodner
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I am not Slipp. I found this place by accident. After a Google search. For, uh, "teenage boy bands." Uhmmm, a few weeks ago. I've kept quiet all this time because I don't have three hands; and I can't type, shift AND yank my meat at the same time.

So please, in Christ, allow this unwanted, psychotic, schizophrenic, boy-loving, morbidly infantile upright turd of a defective human called ISLIPP to post here and hold your tongues from speaking sharply to him. I say this to you in Christ and because I want to be nice and be your friend. How about a smile for ol' Rev John? C'mooooon!

So which one of you is the 15-year-old boy band singer? And do you have any pictures of yourself in, say, Speedos? In Christ, of course....I ask only out of innocent curiosity. Sayyyy - who wants an 'afterschool job'? Uhhh, in Christ. I pay top dollar for old smelly socks, shitstreaked BVDs, and logs of doody double-bagged in Glad-bags. I've also converted my basement at home into a, uh, Youth Activity Center. You could come by after classes. But, uh, call first so I can - get it ready for you.

C'mooon!


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Yeah, well, not that "The Rev" is fooling anyone, but you'd have to be able to access the hidden files of a now-dead board to even be aware of MEDITRAN - and SUPERSTOOGE hasn't existed anywhere in cyberspace since last January when the EZBoard system automatically deleted the files.

So let's see...that would make a minimum of 9 months you've been secretly stalking the regulars at these boards. I've told your boy Slipp to jam his mammy up the ass with a chair leg in Macy's front window roughly 500 times, and you simply quietly sat watching? And now you speak up in outrage?

Slipp, forget "a writing career". You're so vastly untalented, and otherwise ill-suited to the task, I doubt you could write convincing ad copy for cocktail napkins and matchbooks. Imagine getting a pizza delivered in a box besloganed with,


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I'll stick with the P'Zone, thanks.

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 I would like you to know that I am NOT Islipp. Run an IP check on me, and it will turn out that I am not in Michigan.
I am sorry you don't believe me, Islipp, but I think you know, in your heart, that I am not Sickdrjoe. If not, I hope that you will come to see it in the future.
As for Sickdrjoe: I was not, unlike you, a message board addict. I was a rare poster. Does Stoogeking ring a bell to you?
I saw that you would not change. If you were alone, you would be less vile, and a little more intelligent. I saw that your insults were natural ones, and nothing that you would be greatly enraged over.
You went ballistic when Islipp, without merit, I might add, emailed you a letter in which he made light of cancer - whie YOU have labelled him a sexual pervert, a homosexual, and a 'weirdo' because he does not conform to your low standards. You assume (or claim to assume) that if someone isn't driven by sexual desire night and day incessantly, they are some kind of lunatic.
At the Comedy Three site, it appeared that nothing would change your minds, and I was, frankly, appalled at Islipp faking his mother, and suicide. Only recently, with your increased barrage and even deeper descent into sickening things, have I decided to speak out on this subject.

In His Love,
Rev. John Cadner
 
metaldams1978
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 "You went ballistic when Islipp, without merit, I might add, emailed you a letter in which he made light of cancer - whie YOU have labelled him a sexual pervert, a homosexual, and a 'weirdo' because he does not conform to your low standards."

Big difference, "Reverend." The cancer issue with sickdrjoe's ex is REAL. Mocking a real life situation that serious, (being walked on a dog collar in first grade does not qualify), is taking things too far. The sexual perversion stuff on SLIPP may or may not be true. If it is true, we have no proof, though he does truly show some type of psychotic tendency and I wouldn't put it past him. I can guarantee you that if SLIPP's mother, for example and God forbid, really had cancer, none of us would make light of that fact. We would also never seriously wish something like that. There are just some lines you do not cross. In that instance of making time with sickdrjoe's "cancer ridden girlfriend," SLIPP crossed the line.

A few months back, Steve Pigeon was giving out information that may or may not have been ISLIPP's real address. I stated that is taking things too far and sickdrjoe stated, (I'm paraphrasing), that SLIPP may be an idiot, but he's OUR idiot, and he basically echoed my sentiments. The point is to all of us this is just a game and we are all aware of the boundaries involved. SLIPP chooses to get truly angry about all of this when I've told him time and time again all he has to do is walk away. Time will then end the insults if he does so. The rest of us all like each other and will be within each others' company whether SLIPP is here or not. Therefore, SLIPP is the one who needs to walk away.
 
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www.geocities.com/steven_pigeon/Butters.wav
 

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 Dams... this is Slipp.

Don't buy this obvious bullshit story.
"I couldn't even TALK to the demon!...I couldn't even OPEN MY MOUTH!!!"
 
 
 
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 By the Shroud of Turin! Do we see the arrival of the 'Holy Four' - ISLIPP, Reverend Cadner, Angillus and Herbolsheimer? By the compass of Cabrillo! What next?
 
Bruckman64
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 Slipp, again you're not making any logical sense. First you accuse us of maintaining and exaggerating a misconception of you; then you state you purposely lied, deceived, talked trash, etc. Has to be one or the other; it can't be both. Either you intentionally did these things, or we brought out the worst in you and amplified it. [Or else you're insane--that's the only other alternative label for anyone who lies, for example, then blames others for causing him to lie].

"May your real lives be plagued with the kind of person you made me out to be"

It already IS! For the love of Pete, if you're well-liked and repsected elsewhere, why in the name of all that is holy do you hang around here subjecting yourself to abuse? What the HELL is wrong with you? How many times we got to say it? Even if we here continue to laugh at your previous posts, if you don't know about it, it can't hurt you, right? This was your strategy when you indulged in your private wish-fulfillment scenario at Shady's a month ago--except a certain poster [name withheld] saw you at work.

The rest of your post is the same old same-old. "I'm the victim, the NFo and sickdrjoe are responsible for ruining my reputation, people harp on my bad qualities to the exclusion of my good ones" etc. Lock & load, boys.

Did anyone force you to pose as your mother? Pretend to commit suicide? Be gunned down by a homeless wino? The most considerater thing I can say is that constant combat with others, plus lack of sleep and perspective, caused you to lose your judgment and post such lies, but that still puts the onus of responsibility on your shoulders, Slipp. I truly believe that in times of stress you do suffer some kind of "blackout" episode, cessation of ethical perspective. Of course your ethics are, even at the best of times, fairly loosely constructed. You don't have a firm grasp of right or wrong and you lack any moral or ethical standards which might help you attain greater comprehension of right or wrong behavior. It's much too late to do anything about that in regards to posting with us, and you haven't learned anything from the experience that I can see; you don't even have the common sense which would tell you if a situation is stressful, avoid it. Your sense of victimization is about the most consistent characteristic in any of your personas--that and this sense of lost repsect.

This is an ethical breakdown, not a psychoanalytic one. I minored in philosophy and ethics, have little background in psych.

Slipp, just leave. You don't have anything to gain by staying here. No one is going to change their opinions of you. No matter how often you present yourself as well-adjusted, the facts of the matter--your persistence, your lying, your deceptive behavior--all speak of someone with cognitive inability. Even if you're telling the truth about having friends, being well-liked and so forth, your hostility [as brought out in your last paragraph] towards those you perceive as having wronged you says you have an enormous store of anger and frustration which you are unable to deal with in a rational manner.

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No. Everybody has seen the end of me anyway. The Syndicate is dead. ISLIPP is dead.


10:01 pm, 22 Sep 02
What are you guys talking about? I didn't say "I am leaving". Where are those words in that post?


A new world's record -4 hours, 27 minutes. Total and complete cave-in. I hate you, please love me.

SLIPP fever! Catch it! And die, shrieking spittle, in a straightjacket.





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Reverend Cadner
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 You people do have something of a point. It WOULD be best if Islip would leave.
Some of the members of the NFO aren't trying to get "villain of the year" award. Some are not wishing you dead, Islipp - but others - notably, Shepmisnumber1 (and perhaps Sickdoctorjoe), do.
I beleive, over time, that I might be able to change the more decent among you. But the violent spirits among you will make certain that does not occur.
For a while, Bruckmann seemed to be changing. But it was not long before he returned to the same position - due, no doubt, to orders from the NFOs "high command."
I wish, for your own sake, that you'd leave, Islipp. You'll never get back into the good graces of any of the NFO. I'm sure that they plot to have you banned from threestoogesne.t in the privacy of their clubhouse.
I know that they are doing wrong, but you've done wrong also, Islip .You need to leave, and get yourseldf a fresh start elsewhere - on a board where old posts are not spoken of.
The Puritans believed they could change the Church of England, but came to realize that they could not. The Separatists (Pilgrims) believed that they needed to leave England.
You are a Dissenter, Islipp, and the stooge boards and this one are your England. You've played the Puritan for long enough - they won't change. It's time to go somewhere else and forget about all this.
You are clearly a Christian, and a very orthodox one at that. How many people here are in any way Christians anywhere near your side of the scale? None.
Just leave, Islipp. There are dozens of boards never seen by these people. Go to them, and stay there. Pigs will fly before you're accepted, and these kind of people believe that they NEVER lose a debate. They are thickheaded, and no human reason will change them. Only God can change people so mired in their ways as the NFO.

In Christ,
Rev. Cadner
 
Dewey Cheatum
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 Hey "Rev".......stick it in your ear!!!
Save your preachin for Sunday School....not here!
If you...er I mean Slipp continues to post his fu*kin feel sorry for me bullsh*t,he will get abuse from "The Evil Ones!!
If you have a problem with that...TO FU*KIN BAD!!..STAY OFF THIS BOARD!!
 
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 Reverand, do you perhaps enjoy Chef Boyardee products with barbecue sauce added?
Have you tried communion wafers with spray-can cheese on them?
Velicimo! 


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 Hey "Reverend" Coltrane, I don't wish for Eric to die; I wish for Eric and all his personalities (including you) to die. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some work to do for my boss Satan (or as I affectionately call him "Lou").
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
 
FMCQ
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 >Reverand, do you perhaps enjoy Chef Boyardee products with barbecue sauce added?
Have you tried communion wafers with spray-can cheese on them?
Velicimo! <
LMAO! Brilliant!
 
Reverend Cadner
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 You admit it. You'd like to see him DEAD, because of some stupid posts he made, when, I don't doubt, you've made your fair share.
I remember some old posts during 9/11 on religion. You people went ape when he said something to the effect that only Christians will go to heaven.
It is a held belief in ALL religions that members of other faiths will go to hell.

You "correct" him on matters that you know nothing of. There is something "brilliant" for you.
 
 
 
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 Please bitch, I know more about various religions than all of your personalities put together.
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
 
Reverend Cadner
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Islipp Classics / The Slipp Tribute CD
« on: August 19, 2006, 07:42:15 AM »
sickdrjoe
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 Since everybody up to & including Lothar & The Hand People has been tribute-albumed by now...why not an all-star salute to everybody's favorite raving schizo lunatic? After all, what man hasn't dreamed of snuffing a just-buggered kid to the soft, sensual strains of LOVE TO LOVE YOU, BABY? Or stalking a playground
with BONELESS CHRISTIAN rattling the Walkman &
pumping crazy fuel into his skull? It's cool! It's hot! It's I HATE YOU, PLEASE LOVE ME....the Slipp tribute cd, on sale at Kresge's & Walmarts NOW!

(All proceeds & royalties donated to the Victims Of Slipp Foundation.)

You'll thrill again to such slammin' hits as

Jesus Hitler:CARNIVORE
On Top Of The World: THE CARPENTERS
Necropedophile:CANNIBAL CORPSE
I'm Not In Love:10CC
Boneless Christian:THE COVEN
Ben:MICHAEL JACKSON
Jesus Christ Sodomized:MARDUK
Seasons In The Sun:TERRY JACKS
Kill the Christian: DEICIDE
Dancin' Queen:ABBA
Angel Rectums Do Bleed:IMPALED NAZARENE
Silly Love Songs:WINGS
Goddess of Sodomy: DARK FUNERAL
You Make Loving Fun:FLEETWOOD MAC
Christcrusher:THY SERPENT
Love To Love You Baby: DONNA SUMMER

But wait - there's more!! Order before midnight tomorrow and get this natural imitation-leather Ball Gag & Harness! Absolutely free, when you order I HATE YOU, PLEASE LOVE ME with your major credit card. Perfect for when you're listening to your favorite music with that special someone, but you can't afford to have someone hear him cry out!


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Nosehonk
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 I've heard there's a hidden Jonathan Bell Dance Remix track on the album, too.

T-T-T-T-TerTerTerTerMINATOR TWO!!!!

NOT ONE!!! NOT ONE!!! NOT NOT NOT ONE!!!

Dressed to kill..... I MEAN WAKE UP!!!


Sir Simon Milligan...Master of funk...AND EVIL.
 
metaldams1978
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 Into The Coven - Mercyful Fate
Teacher's Pet - Venom *
The Number Of The Beast - Iron Maiden
Cake And Sodomy: Marilyn Manson
Rape Me: Nirvana
Macho Man: The Village People
Meat Hook Sodomy: Cannibal Corpse
The Scoody Doo Theme Song
The Antichrist - Slayer
Kung Fu Fighting - Don't know who does it and don't care

* I dare anybody to come up with a better song than this
 
Mr weatherbee
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 KTEL PRESENTS; every piece of @#%$ 70's,80's,&90's music, you've ever heard INCLUDING

1."Yummy, Yummy, Yummy...I got Love in my Tummy:"
2. "It's Raining Men"
3."Muscrat Love"
4."Love is Blue"
5. "The Men In My Little Girls Life"
6."Y.M.C.A."
7. "Color Me Barbara"
and many, many more.......................

The sad part, I'm sure Slippo has EVERY ONE OF THESE in his record collection
 
sickdrjoe
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Not a bad idea...actually, there already IS a Tilton dance-remix track..."The Apple of God's Eye"!

"JEE-zus makes nothin outa somethin! T-t-t-te-ten thousand dollars....TILTON'S HOUSE SEIZED IN DRUG RAID....yeah, I'm makin' payments on the house and I'm makin payments on the boat!...h-h-ha-ha-HALLELUJAH!!"


"We've been on the air a little over two months; and did you know not one person has written in to help us? NOT - ONE!!!"

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Jamison2
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 You mean there's really a band called Impaled Nazarene or is that an SDJ ringer?
 
sickdrjoe
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 Every band & song title 100% authentic. (Unfortunately for Western Civilization...and I'm talkin' 'bout on account of Terry Jacks alone!)
"We've been on the air a little over two months; and did you know not one person has written in to help us? NOT - ONE!!!"
 
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 Oh, I dunno. What about Christopher Cross and Gilbert O'Sullivan?
 
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 Let's just hope they're both wearing condoms these days, bless Gawd.
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 Yeah, they rank right up there with Jacks on the male cu nt-o-meter. I'm sure Eric likes them as well, if he knows who they are.
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Islipp Classics / ISLIPP Klasseeek: "My S-A!"
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 Title: Sing IT- you might be able to!

I remember a Coca-Cola commercial from the early 1980's that might actualy have been brought back from the early '70's. It featured the song, "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing (In Perfect Harmony)." Neither the song, nor the commercial meant anywhere near as much to me as the product they were advertising, but the tune was catchy enough that I found myelf humming it from time to time ever since. In my formal singing lessons last year, I was reintroduced to the song. I realized that it now had some personal meaning to me.

From my early childhood on, I gradually learned more and more about different styles and levels of singing (By "levels" I mean soprano, alto, tenor and bass). In addition to formal singing lessons, I'm in my 10th year of being in choirs, quartets, trios, duets and solos. I've spent a lot of my life dreaming, imagining, thinking about and planning music-related scenarios. I now feel that I have a good enough handle on the subject to be able to successfully help people who don't think they can sing.

There is one poster on these boards who said that he used to sing well before his voice changed. According to him, once he hit puberty, his voice was ruined. I believe that if he could sing then, he could sing now. Puberty does not destroy singing voices (I'm living proof), but it can drastically change hte level at which you can sing.

Young, pre-pubescent boys who aren't in famous choirs are often catagorized as tenors in their church's choir. Elementary schools choirs aren't divided into sections- every member sings melody.

Therefore, when this board member's voice changed, he was probably still either trying to sing tenor or the melodies that extend outside his vocal range. I would advise this person to find out what his vocal range is, then try singing some songs that were written in a key that corresponds with his range.

To find out what your range is, here's what to do: Sit down in front of a piano and press a middle key. Try to imitate the sound it makes. Then move your finger either way, whichever direction you're comfortable with, trying to imitate the sounds each key makes. The keys that you sound the best imitating represent your range.

When you have done this, tackle any song that you can think of at random. If you can't sing it well the first time, try starting one octave (eight notes) lower or higher than you did at first. This board member may actually have a good bass or tenor voice if he's no good at baritone (a level between bass and tenor). He may even have a good falsetto (the highest level of singing for men) voice without even realizing it! Of course, after many years of not singing, you can actually lose your ability to do so. Don't let that fact make you want to give up, because you never know what you can do until you try,
Here are some other things to consider:

Fortissimo (loud vocal volume)- For some people, singing and even talking loudly comes naturally and it makes their singing voices sound terrible. Try toningyour volume down before giving up on your singing voice altogether.

Too soon after waking- I don't know how this effects females, but male voices are often deeper and gravely after waking up. Give it a few hours, then try to sing again.

Illness- There are lots of diseases, disorders and symptoms of such that can have negative effects on your voice. Laryngitis is a commonly known one, but a bout with the flu or a cold can make the voice sound terrible and actually bring on laryngitis or symptoms of the disorder. Even a slight sore throat can throw your voice off. Throat cancer can also occur. Elton John had it, but overcame it and continued singing. His voice was a little lower than before, but just as good as ever. There are also types of allergies that can affect the voice. If you have any symptoms of illness or allergy, give yourself some time to recuperate
before you try to sing again.

Strain- If you do lots of screaming, yelling or throat clearing, you can strain the vocal cords and the larynx and wear them out. Again, a few hours of recuperation can do wonders for your singing voice. If your voice is strained, refrain from using it as much as possible until it sounds normal again.

Uncontrolled breathing- You may often run out of breath to soon and your singing may start to sound like you are straining to hit the notes. The proper method of breathing for singg is to breathe from the diaphragm. To do this, slowly suck in your belly while refraining from lifting your shoulders. It's natural to lift your shoulders when you breathe, but not good for diaphragm breathing. If you inhale enough oxygen before you sing each line of a song, your voice won't sound strained.

Low resonance- Resonance is the intensification and enrichment of a musical tone by supplementary vibration. It's a naturally occuring thing, which can't be directly controlled by the singer. But to allow for good resonance, simply relax your throat muscles. It will automatically open your throat to its widest possible diameter.

Climate/high altitudes- These things have been known to affect one's singing voice, but since I have little or no experience with these condiions, I'm unable to elaborate.

Tone deafness- Most people who are tone deaf don't even realize it. A specific note may be played, but they hear a totally different note and imitate what they hear. most if not all tone-deaf people are hopeless.

And finally...

High expectations- Lots of people try to imitate styles that they are unsuited or untrained for. Opera is a common example. It takes many years of pratice with specially qualified instructors to be able to sing opera, yet there are people who start out trying to sing in this style, notice how bad they are and say they can't sing. Most rock singers can't sing opera but they came to be successful anyway.

If I could actualy read music and play my intsruments well enough, I would consider this a calling and study to become a certified voice instructor, but if what I already know can help people and I don't care that I'm not making any money doing it, I'll be fine. I think there will be enough of a reward in seeing the happiness in those I've helped.

"I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmony.
I'd like to hold it in my arms
and keep it company.

I'd like to see the world for once
All standing hand in hand
And hear them echo through the hills
For peace throughout the land."

 
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 Gentlemen, get your red markers ready!
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 Now for my critique:

I'll try to keep it short and and sweet since I just got off work and I'm tired. As far as sentences tructure is concerned, it is sub-par. There are WAY too many commas; commas where semi-colons should be, commas where nothing is needed, and commas in the wrong place.

Examples of bad sentence structure:

"In my formal singing lessons last year, I was reintroduced to the song. I realized that it now had some personal meaning to me."

These are two choppy sentences that can easily become one. The comma in the first sentence is unnecessary as well.

You could change it to:

"In my formal singing lessons last year I was reintroduced to the song, and realized that it now had some personal meaning to me."

A semi-colon might be better there, but like I said; I'm tired.

There are too many errors in sentence structure for me to go through them all at this time; someone else might do the honors.


"I've spent a lot of my life dreaming, imagining, thinking about and planning music-related scenarios."

This sentence could use an "and" before the word "thinking".

There are also spelling errors that are scattered throughout (singg), but not too many. Still, a teacher would mark you off for those; you should have proofread and edited accordingly.

As for the content of the essay, it is rather dull. I'm sure that most people would have tuned out after the third paragraph. Also, you come off as full of yourself.

That's about it for now, if I were a teacher grading this essay I'd give you an F in structure (not because it's you specifically, but because it really is bad) and somewhere in the range of C-/D+ in content.

Overall: F, it looks like a first draft thrown together at the last minute.


"They misunderestimated me."- President Dubya

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 You mean after all these years of singing lessons you're just getting around to 25-year-old advertising jingles?

Well, shee-it and gnaborretni besides!

Parts of this read like they were lifted from the "So You Want To Sing" orientation pamphlet they hand out on the first day of choir tryouts at Chez Hagee. But who knows? The only problem,which I see Jamison walking right into, by the way (as Mike Holme will tell you, if there's two things liberals have been repeatedly observed doing, it's calling conservatives Nazis, of course, and grading on a curve) is that 'aww, shucks, the little fellow's really trying....let's give him a higher grade than I'd ever give this had it had NO name on it' kinda thing.

Which I gotta add I'm tempted to do myself. So let's NOT say "hey, look at Slipp - he's barely competent! Well, dog my cats!"...and instead judge him based on "he's 28, announced his dream is to be a writer, has claimed to have studied writing long enough to know most of the ins and outs of it by now, and has had a week to prepare this". Let's give him a C minus leaning towards a C.

I would say that he has succeeded best in communicating information. His bright shining moment here is his clear and helpful description of how one sings from the diaphragm. Now I must add that these explicitly illustrated tips seem to have been cribbed from another source, but let's give Eric The Dead the benefit of the doubt, and accept this as 100% original. There is some useful information here which has been adequately delivered to the reader.

As for style, there is none. This is written like a fifth-grade book report, with one eye firmly fixed on polishing Teacher's apple. I could see coming across something like this as a filler item in a small-town pennysaver, but that's about it.
His first two paragraphs are blather that could have been reduced to two effective sentences: "In addition to formal singing lessons, I'm in my 10th year of being in choirs, quartets, trios, duets and solos. I feel I have a good enough handle on the subject to be able to successfully help people who don't think they can sing." The essay is full of similar unnecessary padding. [Hey, I'm MR Unnecessary Padding...but it has to be entertaining. If you're gonna talk to hear yourself talk, make it as painless as possible for the reader - give em jokes, trivia.... something besides teeth-grinding earnestness.]

So...it's passable. At least you accomplished your main objective, which was to offer useful information to the aspiring vocalist. (Incidentally, I pass no judgment on whether any of this is good or even correct advice; I wouldn't know.)

You really really really need to READ more, Slipp. Wait, let me add two more "reallys". You create your own 'voice' by absorbing & copying others and writing a real whole lot until what emerges is a blend of what you've been influenced by and your own words, churned together like butter & inseparable: an actual style. Here, you're not even close. Start reading the kind of books you've been avoiding all your life and pour as many different prose styles, points of view & types of subject matter as possible into your head, and your word-hole will thank you.



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 Really wonderful essay. Well thought out, well constructed
AND rational!!!.............................................I think it's copied straight out of "HIGHLIGHT'S" grad4e school magazine.
 
 
 
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 I hope you'll excuse me if my tone and/or attitude in this post seems innapropriate, but I don't believe you're doing what you should be doing- forgetting that ISLIPP- a person you severely dislike wrote this, and give it a REAL critiquing. (sp?)

So I'm not going to let your negative comments on my writing skills phase me one bit. Some that were constructive, I'll consider, but I know that none of you like me, so most of what you said holds no water.

I have a qualified instructor (which none of you are, which is another reason most of your negative comments hold no water) who has many published works to her name. She has a few good things to say about every assignment I turn in.

And those of you who say I write like a gradeschooler, GET THIS- here is something my instructor for a course in which I'm learning to write for children actually said to me: "Your writing seems to flow on the level of teen or adult readership based on vocabulary, sentence structure and length. I believe you could easily write for adults." Actually, she said this after reviewing one of my fiction assignments. Fiction is my real strong suit, so of course an essay from me wouldn't be as good.

Off the top of my head, I know that I must take Jim's comment about joining 2 sentences to heart. I don't think I have that problem writing fiction.

I'll look for more comments that seem constructive and reflect them, but all of you who already commented here- get your acts together and give it that "REAL critiquing" I mentioned above.
 
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 How sad. That WAS a sincere, valid critique. You're paying that 'private, qualified instructor' - correct? In money, yes?

Had I been in my usual mode, I would have fricasseed your bumbling effort with a sentence or two. Instead I.....ecch, never mind. Write on, William Smallspeare!

PS Fiction's your strong suit? Okay...since you've already turned in this assignment (based on the rave review it's already gotten), and you likely have a sync-copy of it on your computer - post it! No muss, no fuss, no I-need-a-week. Let's see ISLIPP at his very best.


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 What the hell was wrong with my critique? I was honest, and did not bring my dislike for you into it. Can someone else please show me how my critique was biased in any way?

What I see here is a guy who was set from minute one to deflect any critism he recieved. If any of us here were critics for the NY Times you would have dismissed any criticism recieved.

If I had praised your essay, would my opinion have held no water with you? Be honest; if you are you'll say that you would have more than gladly except my praise. Doc is right, this is sad.

It was poorly written, anyone could see that.
"They misunderestimated me."- President Dubya

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 Hell, I didn't think Slipp would really make it. Although I'm actually swamped
with real woik, let me throw out a cursory review and I'll try to be more
thorough later:
PROS: Though it's been a long time since I was involved in music, some
of the advice given here does seem to be pertinent and worthwhile. I might even try
some of it to see how it works out.
This is written at a level understandable to young teens or maybe adults
who may have trouble reading or learning. Nothing wrong with that.
CONS: Too many misspellings, run-on sentences and inappropriate punctuation. More proofreading
was needed. A little humor might have enlivened things, too. And maybe you could
actually interviewed a voice teacher or a choir director for "expert" seasoning.
I'll give it a C.
 
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 CAH - mon, Jamison, lower the boom and get this comedy over with!

Some of us have been waitin' hours for the stripper!

Whoops, simultaneous posts!
"We've been on the air a little over two months; and did you know not one person has written in to help us? NOT - ONE!!!"

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 Got to sign off for a while. Before I go, it IS hard to believe that a 28-year-old
wrote this. Or maybe it isn't, considering what Slipp has told us about himself.
But it comes from a very insulated perspective, almost as if he's been living
in some kind of bubble since age 4 or 5. For someone who supposedly
craves being an author, it's like he's never read much of anything, not evne
comic books. But there's an audience for everything, so one day we might
actually see Eric on "The View" hawking a children's book!
But Slipp, I suggest you start reading more than the Bible and religious
tracts. Swift, Homer, Shakespeare, Poe, Melville, Twain, Hemingway,
Ellison, Hughes, Woolf, Wilde, Faulkner, Roth, Tennessee Williams. Even get some
old Marvel comics and bone up on Stan Lee!
 
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 I hope I get professors like you this coming semester, lol.
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 Hoo-hooooo!!

Read it and weep, Encyclopaedia Brown!

5 out of 4 critics agree: 'a kid wrote this, right?'

Can't wait to see you do your Cornered Rat mambo on Jamison, now. After all, he didn't pat the point on your head and murmur, " Very good, Eric! Why, with a little .... seasoning and, err, tightening up, you, uhh, could (the check, think about the check) write for, for adults one.......day. Yes. Yes indeed...........Eric, did your mom give you a check for me when she dropped you off today?" like your day-care teacher.
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 Hey Slipp, you're a pretty good writter, for a guy that got shot in the gut, and died.
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 The more I ponder this "mystery expert", the more I think Correspondance By Mail Course.
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 After going over my review, I realize I did make one mistake about adding an "and" to a particular sentence, I read it wrong the first time.
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 Nothing wrong with a correpondence course, especially when this special school is a coula states away.

Okay, I could've spent A LOT more tme proofreading this- Jamisonm's right on that. I could've added a little humor, but nobody here likes my humor anyway, so what's the use? And no- my essay was not dull or boring- not to people who are interested in singing or that like the old commercial jingle.

So you all thought I was going to be my best here, but I failed at doing my best. I often fail at doing my best, probably out of pure laziness.

I'll tell you what, if your crummy reviews were honest, then they were extremely brutally honest. Maybe I better just keep the writing to myself as a private hobby and persue something else. Maybe someone needs a housekeeper. I can't go wrong doing that.
 
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 Attention K-MART SHOPPERS........CLEANUP ON AISLE 3

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-Islipp

YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO GAY! LMFAO!!!! hahahaha


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 PS: I'll have you guys know that I poured all my heart and soul into that piece, as I do with EVERYTHING I write.

Besides- you were probably comparing my writng skils to those of your favorite authors. I'm practically a beginner. I can't be compared with them. Who do you read anyway? Shakespeare? Tolstoy? That's why I got the bad reviews- how am I supposed to match the greats? Get REAL, people!
 
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 I repeat SLIPP YOU ARE SOOOOOO GAY! lmao
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 ...and after going over my review, I realize I did make one mistake, too, writing a review in the first place.

Love those last three grafs. After admitting he can't read music or hack anything past "Chopsticks" (played pianissimo), he forgives us... for not paying him for this essay!

Like they say on the Ginsu Knife commercials - but, wait, there's MORE! A week after I pointedly point out Slipp's childish love of commercial slogans and jingles, he goes for The Deep Finish by quoting his idea of a 'poem' - lyrics for an old soda-commercial jingle - the way you'd close with a passage from "The Waste Land": for a haunting, resonant effect. Slipp, when does Tor Johnson do his cameo in this movie? (And yet, it's perhaps an Idea Whose Time Has Come. Great Literature Meets Product Placement. And if it does come to pass, who better than Slipp to be its progenitor?)

Slipp, you sly dog! Turns out you're the world's most cunning post-ironic deconstructionalist commentator on the spiritual sterility of modern America after all! And here I thought you were a Jerry's Kid.
"We've been on the air a little over two months; and did you know not one person has written in to help us? NOT - ONE!!!"

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 Could you not take it so personally? I cannot tell you how many letters of rejection/constructive criticism I have gotten in the past (from actual publishers), and I never once replied "Do you expect me to be Shakesphere?" Here I am trying to be nice to you for a change and honestly critique your work, and what do the likes of Jamison, Doc, and myself get in return? A fuckin temper tamtrum!

If you poured your heart and soul into that piece it doesn't show. When you aren't coming off as full of yourself (I like music and feel I'm qualified to dole out singing advice despite the fact that I am not a qualified teacher. Qualifications-smaulifications!), it feels like something you have to read and find all the errors on a test.
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 Oyyyyy!!
Slipp, NO ONE in their right mind expects you to be Dos Passos, or Sidney Sheldon, even. YOU'RE the one who has continually yammered about being
a writer (of fiction, I guess, I never got it straight), but folks who are really
serious about being writers read authors of all stripes to learn something about structure, style
and presenting a viewpoint. You don't even HAVE to read the "masters" if that's going to
be too much of a chore. Read Esquire and GQ to learn how to do profiles. Hell, read
People and US to learn how to do short profiles! Have you ever interviewed anyone
to gain information and perspective on any given subject? That does mean getting into
the real, not VIRTUAL, world and making phone calls, and (God forbid!) maybe even
personal contact, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...
Oh, and don't say you don't have the money to get ahold of all those magazines
and books you should be reading. I woud assume yer local public library
is well-stocked.

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 Jim- I am NOT throwing a temper tantrum and I am NOT full of myself. You gave me an "F". A bigger than life, unmistakable "F". I know I didn't deserve that. How am I supposed to react to something I didn't deserve? My instructor ALWAYS finds a few god things to say about my work. ALWAYS. It's a good thing you aren't a real instructor. You'd probably hand out a compliment the day the crack in the Liberty bell fixes itself.
 
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 Oy vey; you wouldn't have deserved an F if you were 15 years old. Even Jamison, who gave you a C, finds it hard to believe a 28yr old wrote it. Your "instructor" holds no water with me! Go to a real school and take a real course.
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 You want a compliment?!? It was informative, does that make you happy?
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 Cruisin' down the highway.......
Slipp is in the road.............
Put the pedal to the metal...........
And squash him like a toad.

BURMASHAVE.


This is MY creative writing assignment.
 
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 I'll give him this much, for a non-professional he does at least have the rudimentary knowledge correct. It just seems as if it were being recited though, with no real life , personal experiences musically to back any of it up.
It OK to dream, but GOOD writing COMES from individual, personal experiences, NOT by what a teacher TELLS you.

Just my experience. And this is 2 posts where I've made, nice-nice.
 
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 Succinct, humorous, to the point; A+
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 "It OK to dream, but GOOD writing COMES from individual, personal experiences, NOT by what a teacher TELLS you."

Are you listening Eric?
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 I agree with Mr. Weatherbee's point about the essay sounding like it had no life experience behind it. It sounded more like an instruction manual than anything with a real sense of personality. SLIPP sounds like he has voice/singing knowledge, but the passion is missing. I've learned that in order to create any great art, whether it be music, painting, clay, literature, etc. one needs life experience, because it is those experiences that inspire one to greatness. A 28 year old who sits around the house all day and feels sorry for himself is not going to have that much worthwhile inside of him or her.
 
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 Watch out Doug, you are gonna get Crybaby Cox on your case for being too hard on him. Remember folks, we unqualified rubes must use the same kid gloves as the Mail Order instructor.
"They misunderestimated me."- President Dubya
 
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 I dont agree with Metaldams last line.I think EVERYBODY has a story in them. If you HONESTLY wrote about the pain of being ridiculed,of WHY you SO want to "belong". If you told us, honestly how it makes you feel.........THAT would be interesting, heartfelt, REAL and might actually HUMANIZE you
 
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 Geez Weatherbee, what makes YOU qualified to criticize ME! I'm not Shakesphere y'know!

All kidding aside, I understand what you're getting at. Great art is about honest self-expression. It's just that usually, people with lots of different life experiences have a better understanding of the self to honestly express than someone who experiences very little. However, I suppose there are exceptions to the rule.
 
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 Just trying to be "nice" to Slipster. Every dog needs to get petted now & then.

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Shemp Shady
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 Huh?

Is this ‘Theater of the Absurd’?

After all the $#!+ that SLIPP has posted previously, he finds it apropos to offer a protracted post about one of the most inane and syrupy ads ever to grace the small screen?

SLIPP really does lack a clue. (And he doesn't use the word 'then' enough.)
 
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 "Just trying to be "nice" to Slipster. Every dog needs to get petted every now & then."

Don't get too attached. That dog you're petting needs to be put too sleep.
 
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 The subject matter was up to him. The only restriction was that it couldn't
be religious proselytizing or the usual back-and-forth prattle.
Did you really think Slipp was going to give his views on WorldCom,
the Middle East, airport security or women's fashions?
 
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 You know, after re-re-re-reading this stuff, you guy's are right. He is a complete boob, inexperienced, socially inept & totally without a clue. Sorry to give him the benefit of the doubt. I guess I get a little sentimental around the holiday.
And good "JOEBOTS" obey.

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 After what I said about formal lessons, choirs, quartest, trios, duets and solos, HOW DARE you tell me I have no life experience? HOW DARE YOU????? 90% of that essay is based on personal experience.

Metal- Did you know who the board member I referred to in the esay was? Did his situation sound stunningly familiar? It should've- it was YOU. I gave you a buttload of advice, and how do you thank me? By continuing on insulting me and belittling my essay? Whatta lowlife you are.

Jim- thanks for the one compliment, but "informative" wasn't the only thing I was going for. I sounded like I knew the subject matter backward and forward (except for the climate/high altitudes deal). You have to admit that. You have to admit that adding the jingle at the end was a nice touch. As my instructor would say, the last paragraph and the jingle was nice because they referred back to the beginning. Why not admit that?

Jamison said that he'd try my advice. Why don't the rest of you? You may surprise yourselves.
 
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 "Metal- Did you know who the board member I referred to in the esay was? Did his situation sound stunningly familiar? It should've- it was YOU. I gave you a buttload of advice, and how do you thank me? By continuing on insulting me and belittling my essay? Whatta lowlife you are."

1. I know who you were referring to.
2. I didn't ask for any advice.
3. The criticism was sincere. Just because you give me advice doesn't mean I owe you a positive review. If you were serious about being a writer, you'd take these negative reviews and learn from them instead of taking them personally. As a bass player, I've had jazz instructors tell me I could work on my timing better. Do I throw a hissy-fit and think the guy is wrong? No. Instead, I take out my metronome and practice, or I even get together with the drummer to practice, and guess what, I improved.


 
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 "I sounded like I knew the subject matter backward and forward..."

No, you SOUNDED like you’d just copied and pasted a few points from a hospital waiting room brochure called "Singing For Asthmatics", and changed a few of the words around to make everything bland and vaguely off… y’know, your USUAL writing style. You read like a bad Systran translation of a bunch of language-specific idioms.

It’s also hilarious that a guy who admittedly knows nothing about music save what he gleaned from a few singing lessons last year and years of singing hymns in church would write an article from such a patronizing viewpoint… and then denigrate his critics for not being “qualified instructors” fit to lay eyes upon this, er, inimitably written “S-A.” According to your own logic, Slipp, YOU weren’t fit to write this article, because YOU are not a “qualified instructor” of singing.

My review and grade are coming up

 
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 Ill tell you "HOW I DARE", ERIC!!!!!!
I am a PROFESSIONAL ACTOR. I study with Betty Buckley (Tony Award Winner for Cats, Nominee for Edwin Drood,Abby on 8 Is Enough), work extensively Off Broadway (just finished a production of Weill's musical "Happy End").This DOESNT make me an expert, but perhaps I am MORE INFORMED than you? Someone having MORE EXPERIENCE than you isn't a personal challenge. It originally wasn't even presented as one. But.......once again, you take critism like a white glove slap across the face.
Your "being in a choir/duet/whatever is terrific. I applaud you finding something you love. We merely said your WRITING lacks passion. If you put that in your writing, perhaps it might be different.

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 I guess the next step is to have Slipp download an audio cut of him crooning.
"Copacabana," anyone?
 
 
 
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 "Musscrat Love"......it just FEELS......right
 
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 Stench- Don't say I know nothing about music after all I printed in that essasy. I've absorbed A LOT of information throughout my whole life. So what if I don't have a freakin' degree to back it up? Do writers who do articles on different species of animal have to be zoologists, even though they may have raised the animals themselves? Do writers who do articles on the wacky weather of Michigan have to live there if they just visit often?

I didn't lift any of that from ANY stupid manual. It's all from my own head. If it's patronizing, it's only because you all keep coming to it!

Finally, excuse ME for getting all pi**ed off afer seeing Jim's first post, filled with nothing but negativity and a horribly undeserved grade of "F". DrJoe's first post was terrible. He only upped the grade (by a little bit) from what Jim gave me out of SYMPATHY. Mr. Weathsfield had nothing nice to say. Nobody did (except for Jamison saying 1 or 2 things) until Jim amitted it was informative. Even someone who's highly unpopular needs an occassioal pat on the back and a word of support. Me- I'd go out of my way to make a highly unpopular person feel good about themselves and encourage them after receiving such constant bashing. That's just the kind of person I am.
 
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 Naaahhhh...........................IT"S TOO EASY!!!!!
 
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 I’m using YOUR OWN LOGIC, Slipp. Personally, I believe it is incumbent upon EVERY reader to think critically about whatever information is being served him or her, and that every reader with at least an average IQ is qualified to do so. YOU, however, blew off the advice given earlier in this thread on basis of no one here being a “qualified instructor” of some illustrious correspondence course. NOW you wanna give me some sh it about how your not having a degree shouldn’t be held against you? Could you be at least a LITTLE consistent?

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 As Frau Schmidt sez in "Cabaret,": Mine head is schpinning!
Signing off until Sunday; don't usually take holidays off, but when I realized I'd
worked on every July 4th since 1988, I figured it was time to stop and smell the
fireworks.
Hope to see MINORITY REPORT, THE BOURNE IDENTITY and WINDTALKERS. (hey,
it ain't all films noir and COLGATE COMEDY HOUR kinescopes). I get the feeling this
thread could be into its seventh page by the time I log-on again Sunday morning.
Slipp, I hope you've fortified the battlements and have donned your armor, cause
the Joe-Bots are just getting warmed up, it seems.
 
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 I’m signing off too… the Taste of Chicago beckons from below my apartment window. The thought of all that beer, over-priced greasy food and a closely packed crowd of several million [with at least 60% of ‘em pickpockets] while it’s 102 in the shade is calling me. Don’t worry Slipp, I’ll be back with your grade soon enough.

Jamison, MINORITY REPORT ain’t a bad flick, and I’m not just saying that in support of Spielberg’s gratuitous use of an Ass Cam that often rest its eye on the glorious rear end of Tom Cruise. That’s GREAT, but it’s actually a pretty good movie even when Tom’s ass and Colin Farrell’s handsome face aren’t even on the screen. Have a great holiday weekend and enjoy your 4th.

 
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 SLIPP, the essay WAS informative. (I actually read it when you first posted it but I was too tired to really give a critique) But writing ain't nothing if it doesn't flow. Some sections of your essay came off as though Angillus had written it. I don't know SLIPP. I might be alone in this, but when I right an essay, I don't sound a THING like I do when I'm posting. Because the voice, in most cases, is entirely different. With your paper, it sounded exactly like..Well, YOU. And I suppose you can ride that "unique style" cloud as long as you can, but I can tell you, after taking at least one writing class in each of the past 6 years, it float like a lead balloon with most instructors.

That's all the critique you get from me. Because it is evident, after reading a full day's worth of posts that you are the unholiest of hypocrites. You can't ask for criticism, get it, and scream "LIAR!" or "FOUL!" everytime. You see, I explained this same thing to my younger brother (who is exactly HALF YOUR AGE) not long ago, and he understood.

Sooner or later, you going to have to realize that the world is NOT against you, SLIPP. But rather, by your own actions, it's the other way around.
Sir Simon Milligan...Master of funk...AND EVIL.
 
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 Hey.......
I have VERY FOND memories of "Taste of Chicago". Lived there from '83-87. Have a "OLD STYLE" & Brat for me & enjoy.
 
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 Didn't I say earlier in this thread that I will go through it again and make notes of all the criticism that seemed constructive- or was that someone who just looked, acted and sounded like me?

For all of you that meant any of your comments in your reviews as constructive rather than destructive, I thank you. I willdo my best to ferret out the constructive ones and take them to heart.

Like I said in my first response-post in this thread, I'm sorry if my tone/attitude seemed innapropriate. But you know, I've had to continually shove one long-range career idea after another aside. It gets discouraging and putsme in a bitter mood. Here I am, 28 years-old and I can't see being in a long-range career any time soon. I'm going to have to retire 60 years from now, from a job that just about anyone can do that MIGHT keep me in my one-room apartment.

Sigh.
 
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 "It gets discouraging and putsme in a bitter mood. Here I am, 28 years-old and I can't see being in a long-range career any time soon. I'm going to have to retire 60 years from now, from a job that just about anyone can do that MIGHT keep me in my one-room apartment."

Will Benny Hinn PLEASE resurrect Larry Fine from the dead so we can get SLIPP a good violin player for his posts!?
 
 
 
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 Thanks, Weatherbee. I had an Old Style for just about every registered member of this forum, and that makes for a VERY enjoyable evening.

Well, here ya go, Slipp. Honest and detailed appraisal. My precious beer buzz & 40 mins of my life—all yours. You blow this off and I’ll fuckin’ KILL you. Admittedly my tone is snarky, but that’s my style. I’ve used it to critique everyone from myself to Daniel Defoe and can’t imagine why I should treat you differently.

In any case, I really must say, Slipp—you ARE improving. That brilliantly doctored up article from the other day had misspellings and capitalization errors within the fuckin’ TITLE. This time your first misspelling doesn’t come until the first sentence! Congratulations! Not making a mistake until you get to the body of the article is INDEED a step in the right direction. Keep up the good work, kid. Maybe one day, you won’t make a mistake until the SECOND paragraph!

Now maybe I’m just a sticker for this, but the 11 misspellings in this essay are an unpardonable sin. Slipp, you’re sitting at a computer, you’ve got access to a spell check—why, oh WHY don’t you ever use it? This is ridiculous, and just laziness in the extreme. These are things that you could correct with very little effort, but obviously you haven’t got the respect for your readers or yourself as a writer to do so. Even grade school children have the good sense to check their spelling before submitting an assignment. Why don’t you?

On the plus side, your essay IS informative. Then again, so are broadcasts on the Weather Channel, but who the hell wants a transcript? Your article is BORING, and that’s a major problem, because no matter HOW much information you’ve got to share with your audience, when they can’t get through that first paragraph without dozing off, you’ve lost them forever. This has absolutely nothing to do with your subject matter, and EVERYthing to do with your style. In his ASPECTS OF THE NOVEL, E. M Forster is an engaging enough writer to be able to spin off an entire chapter on the otherwise boring subject of “Pattern and Rhythm” in writing—but he never once loses you. So it’s not WHAT you write about, Slipp, it’s HOW you write it. It is obvious in every paragraph of ASPECTS that Forster is a genius who knows everything there is to know about reading and writing, yet his knowledge is never oppressive, and his tone never patronizing. With YOUR article, however, the reader gets the feeling that the author fancies himself a super fantastic writing and singing genius who feels he is graciously deigning to offer some advice to his less able audience. This becomes tiresome by the second paragraph. Work on having a little respect for your audience and perhaps we’ll respect you. Then again, with all those spelling errors, probably not.

Your next big problem is in the construction of the essay itself. Put mildly, it fuckin’ SUCKS. The first sentence of the article, which is supposed to pull your audience in, get ‘em excited about your topic and interested in what you have to say is, “I remember a Coca-Cola commercial from the early 1980's that might actualy [sic] have been brought back from the early '70's.” Even assuming that your prospective audience is a bunch of advertisement saturated idiots, why should they care about this, and why should they trust anything you have to say when you couldn’t even be bothered to verify the fuckin’ decade the commercial aired in? You spend the rest of the article patronizing your audience and attempting to set yourself up as Super Fantastic Singing and Writing Genius, but in your very first sentence you characterized yourself as a dolt who hasn’t even covered the most basic levels of research for the article. Somehow “I've spent a lot of my life dreaming, imagining, thinking about and planning music-related scenarios” and the fact that instead of getting a job, you’ve spent the 10 yrs you’ve been out of high school singing in the church choir because it gave you something to do on Wednesday nights, does not convince me that you “have a good enough handle on the subject to be able to successfully help people who don't think they can sing.” Your next 3 paragraphs—the main purpose of which are apparently to further prostrate yourself before Metaldams in a yet another desperate bid for his friendship—should be condensed into one. Then, the next 2 paragraphs after THAT should ALSO be condensed into one. Done correctly, this part of the essay wouldn’t be half bad. The “other things to consider” segment isn’t too badly laid out either, though it DOES sound like it’s cribbed from another source. Uber alles, this is not a bad part of the article, even DESPITE the condescending tone that permeates it, mostly because the paragraph on high expectations adds a humanistic touch. Good job.

The following paragraph and those noxious song lyrics, however, are so indescribably awful that I can hardly bring myself to discuss them. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? Earlier in this thread, you explained you were attempting to use the song lyrics to tie ideas presented in the first paragraph to those in your conclusion. Unfortunately, the only idea that gets driven home here is the one that says you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. By your admission, you haven’t got any knack for this sort of thing, you can’t play any instruments… you can’t even read music! That you would attempt to somehow marry a grammatically repugnant, condescendingly worded admission of ignorance with some sort of bizarre, wannabe altruistic wish to help the world sing simply boggles the mind, and actually kinda creeps me out. Gee, but you’re nuts.

On the whole, a disappointing effort from a literary standpoint, but substantially better than I expected.

Grade: C-…. you fuckin’ lunatic.

 
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 But Sten , what would you do for a Klondike bar?
 
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 All I'm gonna say is that I already explained a LONG TIME AGO that I don't HAVE spell check, oh spelling queen supreme.

Electroencephalocardiagraph!

SPELL THAT!
 
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 LMAO!!! Steve I nearly posted that same exact thing...

SLIPP, how the FUC K do you not have a spell check?
Sir Simon Milligan...Master of funk...AND EVIL.
 
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 That gets a rueful chuckle out of me, Steve.

Damn it to hell. Right before I die I’m sure I’ll think of this critique and curse myself for having wasted 40 precious minutes of life on a fuckin’ lunatic.

 
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 And Slipp..... electroencephalocardiagraph is, uh, how do you say? Oh yes... she iz made up word. She cannot be found on ze google or in la dictionnaire. You are a fuckin' lunatic. 

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General Discussion / The Young Ones
« on: August 17, 2006, 06:02:14 AM »
Is there anyone out there familiar with the 80's British TV show, "The Young Ones"?  I was recently introduced to this series by a British soldier I was stationed with in Texas.  What immediately made me fall in love with the series was not only the brilliant comedians who starred in the show, but their wonderfully liberal use of traditional slapstick humor.  For its time, it was so outrageous that the BBC did not want to fund it.  Up until that point, English sitcoms were "a bunch of really nice people doing things really nice to each other."  The Young Ones changed that.

Rik Mayall ("Rick") and Ade Edmonson ("Vyvyan") had been university friends and later stage comedians together (performing a stage act called "20th Century Coyote").  They teamed up with Nigel Planer ("Neil the Hippie") and Christopher Ryan ("Mike the Cool Person") and brought their very different comedy talents to television.

If you haven't seen an episode of the Young Ones, I really think you should treat yourself to a wonderfully funny TV show that uses classic slapstick as its centerpiece.

I did a search on YouTube to try to find a sample of their humor (I found a few, but I'm not wild about any of the music accompanying the montage).  Here's a "music video" that gives a fair sample of some of the physical comedy that the show features:

[youtube=425,350]6PodW6aNESs[/youtube]

And a comedy bit from when they move into their new college house:

[youtube=425,350]O-3gSyB6Jcs[/youtube]

As an interesting bit of trivia, the actor who plays Vyvyan (the orange haired punk rocker, played by Ade Edmonson) would later marry Jennifer Saunders from "Absolutely Fabulous" (Edwina, mother of Saffy).  They've been married for 20 years and have three kids.   8)

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