Babelfish is loads o' fun! Here's George W. Bush's recent "Religious Freedom Day" speech, English to French to Portuguese to German and finally back to English again (paragraph breaks are mine):
"The pious day of the liberty, of 2006 proclamatie for the president of the States of America is the right to the pious liberty a basis of America. For the pious day of the liberty, our nation the map of the Virginia of party law 1786 for the pious liberty and protecção the pious liberty in first change aquando the condition of the United States.
"Our parents, who cause, had the interest of the liberty of the religion to the constant democracy and our condition protect the rights individuals vénération known, since they select. We rejetons the pious distinction under each form and continue our efforts to move it the incommodity and against all possible injuries at the pious liberty in order to move itself. Today we work also, in order to advance the liberty of the religion on the foreigner.
"The Ministry of the Office of the Condition of International Pious Liberty plays an important role this of efforts that, which they defend actively for the pious liberty and against the pious continuation in redor the world function. The last years, we saw the important progress, that in the Vietnam, in the O Laos, in India, in the Geórgia and the Arab Émirats make you smooth, and with the version of many individuals in the countries, to the entire world to to contain it had been taken prisoner by its faith. Thus helping protects the pious liberty of the people in other countries, promotes we a spreading of the liberty and the human nature that became.
"NOW FOR THIS REASON, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, the president of the states of America, in the virtue for the condition and in the laws of the United States, 16 Januari... 2006, as a pious day of the finished liberty employ authorization. To arrange I necessarily all Americans reflectir for the large bénédiction the pious liberty to think of for to inhabit the attempt to hold to this liberty for the future production and this daily with the sufficient cases and the activities in its schools of of vénération, vizinham, and.
"WHOSE, hereunto my hand me AS TEST this three tenth day of January, in the year of our Lord two thousand six and the independence of the United States of two America one hundred and trentième put.
GEORGE W. BUSH
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