My missus is from Ohio, & as many times as I have gone there to visit, I have yet to see any topless women bouncing around. In fact, there aren't too many women there that I would even want to see topless.
Well, then you've got to try a beach in Europe, or even some here in California. Not all of the topless women bounce— some sag—
but on the whole, the scenery is better than average.
Isn't Ohio basically landlocked...?
Like, around 1,000 miles from the East Coast and 2,000 from the West Coast?
If I remember right, Cleveland, Ohio, is where the river once caught fire because there were so many polluting, volatile chemicals in it.
No wonder nobody there wants to skinny-dip!