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The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
« on: December 21, 2017, 12:18:40 PM »
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  • Yes, it's another Stooge Short Tournament!  It's the best I could do for now.  The pool was narrowed as many Stooge shorts don't have a villain, or the villain only is around briefly.  These are shorts with an actual villain whom the Stooges must defeat with their wit and slapstick.  For your benefit, I have linked the discussion to each respective short from metaldams' reviews.   In case of a tie, I'll... figure something out.  The winners advance to the "Bitter 16."  Seedings here are based on the ThreeStooges.net rankings from some previous date, and they are paired in traditional tournament format.  The DeRita movies are also included in this, but they all got booted in Round 1 anyhow!  Vote for your favorite Stooge villain from each set.

    1 The Phantom Gang in WHO DONE IT? vs. 82 The Amazons in SPACE SHIP SAPPY
    2 Hassan & Ahmed in THREE ARABIAN NUTS vs. 77 Professor Panzer in A BIRD IN THE HEAD
    4 Sergeant Dare in BOOBS IN ARMS vs. 73 Doc Mallard in MONKEY BUSINESSMEN
    5 The Axis spies in THEY STOOGE TO CONGA vs. 60 Larry in HE COOKED HIS GOOSE
    6 Flint & Prince Shaam in CRASH GOES THE HASH vs. 59 Butch and his men in UP IN DAISY'S PENTHOUSE
    7 Ichabod Slipp in HOLD THAT LION! vs. 57 Jane in GYPPED IN THE PENTHOUSE
    8 The Black Prince in SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE vs. 55 Borscht in DUNKED IN THE DEEP
    10 Professor Potter in DOPEY DICKS vs. 52 Octupus Grabus in MATRI-PHONY
    11 Dapper Malone in CRIME ON THEIR HANDS vs. 47 Lupe the Wolf Man in IDLE ROOMERS
    12 Terry Hargen in SING A SONG OF SIX PANTS vs. 44 Lefty Loomis and his gang in SHIVERING SHERLOCKS
    16 Sergeant MacGillicuddy in HALF SHOT SHOOTERS vs. 40 Varanu in HULA-LA-LA
    18 Futamon (Phil Van Zandt) in MUMMY'S DUMMIES vs. 39 Tony & Duke in CALLING ALL CURS
    19 Mabel in CORNY CASANOVAS vs. 38 Red and Stumpy in CACTUS MAKES PERFECT
    22 Murray Alper in TRICKY DICKS vs. 35 Joe Stacks in THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS
    24 Moe Hailstone and his men in YOU NAZTY SPY! vs. 33 Bill Wick and Digger in THREE DARK HORSES
    25 Double Deal Decker in HORSES' COLLARS vs. 29 Longhorn Pete in GOOFS AND SADDLES
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    Re: The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
    « Reply #1 on: December 21, 2017, 02:15:32 PM »
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  • Here you go:

    1 The Phantom Gang in WHO DONE IT? 
    2 Hassan & Ahmed in THREE ARABIAN NUTS 
    4 Sergeant Dare in BOOBS IN ARMS 
    60 Larry in HE COOKED HIS GOOSE
    6 Flint & Prince Shaam in CRASH GOES THE HASH
    7 Ichabod Slipp in HOLD THAT LION! 
    55 Borscht in DUNKED IN THE DEEP
    52 Octupus Grabus in MATRI-PHONY
    11 Dapper Malone in CRIME ON THEIR HANDS
    12 Terry Hargen in SING A SONG OF SIX PANTS
    16 Sergeant MacGillicuddy in HALF SHOT SHOOTERS 
    18 Futamon (Phil Van Zandt) in MUMMY'S DUMMIES
    19 Mabel in CORNY CASANOVAS 
    35 Joe Stacks in THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS
    24 Moe Hailstone and his men in YOU NAZTY SPY!
    25 Double Deal Decker in HORSES' COLLARS 

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    Re: The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
    « Reply #2 on: December 21, 2017, 02:55:57 PM »
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  • 82 The Amazons in SPACE SHIP SAPPY
    2 Hassan & Ahmed in THREE ARABIAN NUTS
    4 Sergeant Dare in BOOBS IN ARMS
    60 Larry in HE COOKED HIS GOOSE
    59 Butch and his men in UP IN DAISY'S PENTHOUSE
    7 Ichabod Slipp in HOLD THAT LION!
    55 Borscht in DUNKED IN THE DEEP
    52 Octupus Grabus in MATRI-PHONY
    47 Lupe the Wolf Man in IDLE ROOMERS
    12 Terry Hargen in SING A SONG OF SIX PANTS
    16 Sergeant MacGillicuddy in HALF SHOT SHOOTERS
    18 Futamon (Phil Van Zandt) in MUMMY'S DUMMIES
    19 Mabel in CORNY CASANOVAS
    35 Joe Stacks in THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS
    24 Moe Hailstone and his men in YOU NAZTY SPY!
    29 Longhorn Pete in GOOFS AND SADDLES
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    Re: The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
    « Reply #3 on: December 21, 2017, 03:01:16 PM »
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  • 1 The Phantom Gang in WHO DONE IT?
    2 Hassan & Ahmed in THREE ARABIAN NUTS
    4 Sergeant Dare in BOOBS IN ARMS
    5 The Axis spies in THEY STOOGE TO CONGA
    6 Flint & Prince Shaam in CRASH GOES THE HASH
    7 Ichabod Slipp in HOLD THAT LION!
    8 The Black Prince in SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE
    10 Professor Potter in DOPEY DICKS
    11 Dapper Malone in CRIME ON THEIR HANDS
    44 Lefty Loomis and his gang in SHIVERING SHERLOCKS
    40 Varanu in HULA-LA-LA
    18 Futamon in MUMMY’S DUMMIES
    38 Red and Stumpy in CACTUS MAKES PERFECT
    22 Murray Alper in TRICKY DICKS
    33 Bill Wick and Digger in THREE DARK HORSES
    29 Longhorn Pete in GOOFS AND SADDLES

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    Re: The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
    « Reply #4 on: December 22, 2017, 06:29:23 PM »
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  • 1 The Phantom Gang in WHO DONE IT?
    2 Hassan & Ahmed in THREE ARABIAN NUTS
    73 Doc Mallard in MONKEY BUSINESSMEN
    5 The Axis spies in THEY STOOGE TO CONGA
    6 Flint & Prince Shaam in CRASH GOES THE HASH
    7 Ichabod Slipp in HOLD THAT LION!
    55 Borscht in DUNKED IN THE DEEP
    10 Professor Potter in DOPEY DICKS
    11 Dapper Malone in CRIME ON THEIR HANDS
    44 Lefty Loomis and his gang in SHIVERING SHERLOCKS
    40 Varanu in HULA-LA-LA
    18 Futamon (Phil Van Zandt) in MUMMY'S DUMMIES
    19 Mabel in CORNY CASANOVAS
    22 Murray Alper in TRICKY DICKS
    33 Bill Wick and Digger in THREE DARK HORSES
    29 Longhorn Pete in GOOFS AND SADDLES
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    Re: The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
    « Reply #5 on: December 23, 2017, 09:42:22 AM »
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  • Who Done It
    Arabian (tough one)
    Monkey
    Goose
    Crash
    Gypped (tough one)
    Dunked (another tough one)
    Matri (obvious I pull for this one)
    Idle
    Pants
    Hula
    Mummy
    Corny
    Pigskins
    Nazty (Tough, Horses the better film and the villains are great, but Moe's more prominent)
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    Re: The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
    « Reply #6 on: December 23, 2017, 10:41:47 AM »
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  • 82 The Amazons in SPACE SHIP SAPPY
    77 Professor Panzer in A BIRD IN THE HEAD
    4 Sergeant Dare in BOOBS IN ARMS
    60 Larry in HE COOKED HIS GOOSE
    6 Flint & Prince Shaam in CRASH GOES THE HASH
    57 Jane in GYPPED IN THE PENTHOUSE
    55 Borscht in DUNKED IN THE DEEP
    52 Octupus Grabus in MATRI-PHONY
    11 Dapper Malone in CRIME ON THEIR HANDS
    12 Terry Hargen in SING A SONG OF SIX PANTS
    16 Sergeant MacGillicuddy in HALF SHOT SHOOTERS
    39 Tony & Duke in CALLING ALL CURS
    19 Mabel in CORNY CASANOVAS
    35 Joe Stacks in THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS
    33 Bill Wick and Digger in THREE DARK HORSES
    25 Double Deal Decker in HORSES' COLLARS

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    Re: The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
    « Reply #7 on: December 23, 2017, 07:47:07 PM »
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  • 1 The Phantom Gang in WHO DONE IT?
    77 Professor Panzer in A BIRD IN THE HEAD
    73 Doc Mallard in MONKEY BUSINESSMEN
    60 Larry in HE COOKED HIS GOOSE
    6 Flint & Prince Shaam in CRASH GOES THE HASH
    7 Ichabod Slipp in HOLD THAT LION!
    55 Borscht in DUNKED IN THE DEEP
    52 Octupus Grabus in MATRI-PHONY
    47 Lupe the Wolf Man in IDLE ROOMERS
    12 Terry Hargen in SING A SONG OF SIX PANTS
    16 Sergeant MacGillicuddy in HALF SHOT SHOOTERS
    39 Tony & Duke in CALLING ALL CURS
    38 Red and Stumpy in CACTUS MAKES PERFECT
    22 Murray Alper in TRICKY DICKS
    24 Moe Hailstone and his men in YOU NAZTY SPY!
    29 Longhorn Pete in GOOFS AND SADDLES

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    Re: The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
    « Reply #8 on: December 23, 2017, 10:04:23 PM »
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  • 1 The Phantom Gang in WHO DONE IT? 
    77 Professor Panzer in A BIRD IN THE HEAD
    4 Sergeant Dare in BOOBS IN ARMS
    60 Larry in HE COOKED HIS GOOSE
    6 Flint & Prince Shaam in CRASH GOES THE HASH
    7 Ichabod Slipp in HOLD THAT LION!
    55 Borscht in DUNKED IN THE DEEP
    10 Professor Potter in DOPEY DICKS 
    11 Dapper Malone in CRIME ON THEIR HANDS
    44 Lefty Loomis and his gang in SHIVERING SHERLOCKS
    16 Sergeant MacGillicuddy in HALF SHOT SHOOTERS
    39 Tony & Duke in CALLING ALL CURS
    19 Mabel in CORNY CASANOVAS 
    35 Joe Stacks in THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS
    24 Moe Hailstone and his men in YOU NAZTY SPY!
    29 Longhorn Pete in GOOFS AND SADDLES

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    Re: The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
    « Reply #9 on: December 26, 2017, 03:41:41 PM »
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  • Voting for this round has been closed.  Results to come.
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    Re: The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
    « Reply #10 on: December 27, 2017, 05:29:40 AM »
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  • 1 The Phantom Gang in WHO DONE IT? 6 defeats 82 The Amazons in SPACE SHIP SAPPY 2
    2 Hassan & Ahmed in THREE ARABIAN NUTS 5 defeats 77 Professor Panzer in A BIRD IN THE HEAD 3
    4 Sergeant Dare in BOOBS IN ARMS 5 defeats 73 Doc Mallard in MONKEY BUSINESSMEN 3
    60 Larry in HE COOKED HIS GOOSE 6 defeats 5 The Axis spies in THEY STOOGE TO CONGA 2
    6 Flint & Prince Shaam in CRASH GOES THE HASH 7 defeats 59 Butch and his men in UP IN DAISY'S PENTHOUSE 1
    7 Ichabod Slipp in HOLD THAT LION! 6 defeats 57 Jane in GYPPED IN THE PENTHOUSE 2
    55 Borscht in DUNKED IN THE DEEP 7 defeats 8 The Black Prince in SQUAREHEADS OF THE ROUND TABLE 1
    52 Octupus Grabus in MATRI-PHONY 5 defeats 10 Professor Potter in DOPEY DICKS 3
    11 Dapper Malone in CRIME ON THEIR HANDS 5 defeats 47 Lupe the Wolf Man in IDLE ROOMERS 3
    12 Terry Hargen in SING A SONG OF SIX PANTS 5 defeats 44 Lefty Loomis and his gang in SHIVERING SHERLOCKS 3
    16 Sergeant MacGillicuddy in HALF SHOT SHOOTERS 5 defeats 40 Varanu in HULA-LA-LA 3
    18 Futamon (Phil Van Zandt) in MUMMY'S DUMMIES 5 defeats 39 Tony & Duke in CALLING ALL CURS 3
    19 Mabel in CORNY CASANOVAS 6 defeats 38 Red and Stumpy in CACTUS MAKES PERFECT 2
    35 Joe Stacks in THREE LITTLE PIGSKINS 5 defeats 22 Murray Alper in TRICKY DICKS 3
    24 Moe Hailstone and his men in YOU NAZTY SPY! 5 defeats 33 Bill Wick and Digger in THREE DARK HORSES 3
    29 Longhorn Pete in GOOFS AND SADDLES 6 defeats 25 Double Deal Decker in HORSES' COLLARS 2

    How the hell Varanu lost to Sergeant MacGillicuddy is way beyond my ability to comprehend.
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    Re: The Ultimate Stooge Villains Tournament - Round of 32
    « Reply #11 on: December 28, 2017, 08:07:49 AM »
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  • How the hell Varanu lost to Sergeant MacGillicuddy is way beyond my ability to comprehend.

    Well, to start with MacGillicuddy eventually kills the Stooges. That has to count for something.  :laugh:

    Also, the detonation test is probably one of the most sadistic things ever done to the Stooges and is, of course, the catalyst for the classic "Where were you born?" sequence that follows.

    Granted, it's a close call. Stanley Blystone is not on screen a lot and Kenneth McDonald is always great.  I voted for him twice (in HOLD THAT LION! and CRIME ON THEIR HANDS).