Grocery store produce section...
Moe: I want a loaf of stale bread, expired meat, moldy spinach, and rotten eggs!
Curly: What do you want that for?
Moe: I got a tapeworm, and it's good enough for him!
Curly: *does hand wave*
Moe: Hey! *nose bonk*
Curly: Oh! *Walks away, of course yanking broom from under Moe's foot*
Moe: *falls* Oh! Why, I'll moider you!
Larry (produce guy): You fell for him! A ha ha ha!
Moe: Oh, think it's funny! I'm dying, and you're laughing at me.
Larry: Yeah, so?
Larry: *runs away*
Gene Roth (to Larry): Sir, vhat do you say about dese melliins?
Larry: Well, you just... you do... *sees Moe coming* NYAH! *throws melon at Moe*
Moe: Ah! *melon bounces off Moe, breaks, and gets stuck on Curly's face*
Curly: Hey Moe! Hey Larry! Do something! I'm suffocating.
Gene: You rooned my mell-in!