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Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« on: January 18, 2005, 01:59:08 PM »
I figured it was about time to put some images of inductees up. More will be added in the near future. For the purposes of continuity, this thread has been locked from replies.

If you have a photo of any of the Music That Sucks inductees, shoot me a Private Message and if I use it here you will be given proper credit.
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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2005, 02:01:00 PM »
The group that started it all, Huey Lewis and The News (MTS #1).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #2 on: January 18, 2005, 02:03:01 PM »
Nothing warms the ol' heart like two lovers madly in love (Hall & Oates MTS #4).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #3 on: January 18, 2005, 02:05:08 PM »
Record Cover for Elmo and Patsy's "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" (MTS #3 Holiday Special).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #4 on: January 18, 2005, 02:06:46 PM »
Michael Jackson (MTS #25) and Paul McCartney (MTS #35) together on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine.

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2005, 02:08:11 PM »
A poster for the Monkees movie Head (MTS #6).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2005, 02:09:34 PM »
Christian Rock pantiwastes dc Talk (MTS #2 Christian Rock).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2005, 02:10:45 PM »
The Bee Gees, looking pretty damn gay in matching gold ensembles (MTS #5).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2005, 02:11:58 PM »
Paul McCartney sporting a nasty mullet (MTS #35).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2005, 02:13:34 PM »
Corporate Rockers Journey (MTS #8).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2005, 02:15:03 PM »
Unabashed rock whores KISS (MTS #7).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2005, 02:16:11 PM »
The Four Seasons during their "heyday" (MTS #38).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2005, 02:17:20 PM »
The Four Seasons circa the 1970's, with Frankie Valli resembling either Seigfried or Roy (MTS #38).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2005, 02:19:11 PM »
MTS inductees Fleetwood Mac: perhaps the most overrated rock group of all time (MTS #9).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2005, 02:32:06 PM »
Midwestern down-home guy from the Jersey Shore, Bruce Springsteen (MTS #34).

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Re: Music That Sucks Picture Gallery
« Reply #15 on: January 18, 2005, 02:33:59 PM »
Michael Bolton, when he's not ass-raping the corpses of dead black soul artists (MTS #14).

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« Reply #16 on: January 18, 2005, 02:35:09 PM »
Cover to the book that accompanied Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band The Movie (MTS #19).

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« Reply #17 on: January 18, 2005, 02:36:20 PM »
Styx: the faggiest bunch of boxers you'll ever see (MTS #12).

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« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2005, 02:37:38 PM »
Coolio, showing us what it's truely all about (MTS #30).

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« Reply #19 on: January 18, 2005, 02:39:54 PM »
ABBA: Don't look directly at this picture for too long if you value your heterosexuality (MTS #13).

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« Reply #20 on: January 18, 2005, 02:41:35 PM »
Seattle Grunge losers Pearl Jam (MTS #27).

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« Reply #21 on: January 18, 2005, 02:43:51 PM »
Cover of 2 Live Crew's controversial album "As Nasty As They Wanna Be", before the Parental Advisory sticker that we all know and love today (MTS #24).

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« Reply #22 on: January 18, 2005, 02:45:42 PM »
Captain & Tennille, after they got through fucking like muskrats (MTS #36).

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« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2005, 02:51:34 PM »
Robert DeNiro in a position no man envies (MTS #23 Barbra Streisand).

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« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2005, 02:53:59 PM »
The next two are for Sickdrjoe: First the cover of Heart's "Dreamboat Annie" album, when Ann Wilson was still good-looking (MTS #37).

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