Free Offer Update: The Besser discs are gone!
My thanks to Curley91 and Giff me dat fill-em! for timely and generous responses. Folks, you've got PM!
Also, I'd just like to clarify that, yes, when I say "free" that is FREE! As in, "No charge for postage or nothin'". Not "Free" as in John Inman/Mr. Humphries' "I'm free!", Mr. I.P. Freely, or free as a bird or, you know... shit like that!
There's still the other 3 discs left for the taking. There is no catch. These discs are not "cursed", they will not hurt you, keep you awake at night, give you Bad Karma, steal your beer or turn sour milk fresh again. You can throw them at people, but you may not throw them away. You can watch them, store them, trade them or give them as gifts-- but selling is not recommended. I do recommend stacking them together using hand lotion and talc powder in between to make them look like a cake! There's even a convenient hole in the center for a candle and room to write "HIPPIE BIRTHDAY!!" on top (that's for any Maude fans, here).
Please take them, but don't shoot them, pet them, or feed them after sundown.
Will Thump ever shut up, you ask? Probably not.