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Re: We got your message, no one cares.
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2006, 05:29:46 PM »
Night Train...

http://www.bumwine.com/nighttrain.html

...is a step closer to the gutter than MD 20/20!

Cheers!  :D

James


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Re: We got your message, no one cares.
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2006, 11:39:54 PM »
I got in trouble after drinking a couple of bottles of Mad Dog 20/20 many years ago. The best I can remember, after drinking a couple bottles of Mad Dog, I started playing with a loaded 357 Magnum. I think I was doing a Robert DiNero (You talking to me?) thing. Well, needless to say the gun goes off. The bullet goes through the bedroom wall and right through my bedroom closet. I put a bullet hole in every damned shirt I owned. The cops come and arrest me and take my gun away. I never did get it back. What a fucking mess that turned out to be.

There is more to this story... JazzBill. Tell us about the fucking mess!  :D

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Re: We got your message, no one cares.
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2006, 08:09:06 AM »
There is more to this story... JazzBill. Tell us about the fucking mess!  :D

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This little episode pretty much nailed the coffin shut on my first marrage. And even today,some 30 years later, I have a hard time getting my FOID card (Firearm Owner's Identification Card) from the state. Every time I renew it, I have to go down to the court house in Cook County and get some paperwork signed. Even though I quit drinking in 1987, I still didn't learn my lesson, I went and got married again.
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Re: We got your message, no one cares.
« Reply #28 on: November 05, 2006, 03:43:11 PM »
This little episode pretty much nailed the coffin shut on my first marrage. And even today,some 30 years later, I have a hard time getting my FOID card (Firearm Owner's Identification Card) from the state. Every time I renew it, I have to go down to the court house in Cook County and get some paperwork signed. Even though I quit drinking in 1987, I still didn't learn my lesson, I went and got married again.


You failed to remember Curly's wisdom???

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Re: We got your message, no one cares.
« Reply #29 on: November 05, 2006, 04:27:09 PM »
Don't forget the Moe version of that bit in "No Census, No Feeling". When Moe is taking the guy's census on the steps, and in the background you hear a womans voice,... "Henry !!!!!!!"  the guy ducks and Moe gets hit in the head with a dish.
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