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Rev. Cadner speaketh: Leave him in PEACE
« on: August 19, 2006, 12:57:43 PM »
(The good Reverend speaks on behalf of brother SLIPP, who is being unfairly persecuted.)

Reverend Cadner
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(9/22/02 16:08)
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 I've followed this bashing for too long without interfering. LAY OFF, Sickdrjoe. LAY OFF, MEtaldams. LAY OFF, Shempisnumber1. You people criticize Islipp for being addicted to these boards. WHAT ABOUT YOU? How much time a day do YOU people spend here, laying in ambush for him to post, then superficially ripping his statements apart?
You people disgust me. You, Sickdrjoe, talked down Slipp for not having a job, AT A TIME WHEN YOU DIDN'T HAVE ONE YOURSELF, BY YOUR OWN ADMISSION!
You are hypocrites. You rant at Islipp for posting late. You call him a 'Bible thumper', attaching obscene epithets to it. Christianity is built on love, not hate - but Paul (the apostle) himself wouldn't take this without lashing out.
You are furious with him for creating new IDs. But how many REAL people are there on this board, and how many clones?
Slipp is responsible, from what I've seen, for Meditran, Superstooge, the disgusting P Nis character, and a few others.
But what of Sickdrjoe?
At a time in which NO ONE was pestering him, he created the offensive 'Chicolini' id.
I wouldn't put it past him or some of the other NFO members to have been one or more of the many versions of Robey.

Slipp, if you'd like to talk this over with me, my private messaging is available. I do not publicize my email, because I have no wish for the pornography and obscenity with the NFO crowd would be sure to send.

In Christ,
Rev. John Cadner
 
ISLIPP
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 Rev- you're right in all you say. But after sickdrjoe's "religious" "Black Widow" character at the first site we all posted at, I don't want to take the chance to trust you. No one can get me twice with the same trick.

No. Everybody has seen the end of me anyway. The Syndicate is dead. ISLIPP is dead. Whoever Angus McPimple and BabaRum are, I WISH they were dead (as posters).

But am I moping around, depressed over it? Absolutely not! I still have the other place with the whole other group of posters that accept me and respect me. I've got my good health. I've got offline hobbies and interests.

One last word- a revelation to all who read this: I can't believe that this hasn't dawned on anyone before, but I my unpopular actions were the product of all who were down on me on these boards- NFO or otherwise. You said I was a mental case and wouldn't budge from that false misconception, so I became a mental case. Same with the pervert-talk, the stupid-talk, and the liar-talk. You didn't want to see me as anything else, so I conformed to YOUR conception of me. Oops- maybe I should correct that- they were probably DrJoe's conceptions (or lies to do me in- take your pick) of me, and they were widely accepted like he was some kind of see-all, know-all prophet, who's predictions were much more likely to be accurate than those of Nostradamus.

This isn't the first time this happened to someone. There was some famous story about someone who became the monster the people made him out to be, but I forgot what it was. "Frankenstein" perhaps? Maybe I'm in the same boat as Quasimodo- the Hunchback of Notre Dame. While his physical features are what started the people against him, some strange quality of my posts could've done it for me.

In closing, I've never seen agroup of people deserve each other more than these people. May you all turn against each other someday with great brutality. May you never find love outside this board again. May you be permently impotent and never marry or have kids. May your real lives be plagued with the kind of person you made me out to be, and may that person keep you from ever feeling safe again. May all your offline friendships crumble and may you never be able to start new ones. May your paychecks stop coming in and may you remained unemployed until death do you part from this earth. May you lose your driver's licences, never to regain the legal right to drive. And finally, as spoken by the great Johnny Carson, "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits".

Th-th-th-that's all, folks!


 
WrathOfSteve   
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 Christ Slipp!! Washington only delivered ONE farewell address . Your biggest problem is YOU JUST WON'T GO THE HELL AWAY!!!!!
 
Shemp Shady
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 <<<<<Washington only delivered ONE farewell address .>>>>>

LOL, Steve!
 
shempisnumberone
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 This reminds me of that Aerosmith tune "Same Old Song and Dance".

Blah blah; "you worship sickdrjoe.....I'm leaving for good.....I've got a board where I post at where everyone likes me......etc"

Just shut up and die; or at least go trolling for young boys with the "reverend" in secrecy.
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
 
 
 
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 Now ye've dunnit and I hope ye're all prroud of yerselves.Ye've driven off the most peace lovin God fairin' boy off yer silly little message boord. I hope ye can live wi'yerselves after wut ye've dun to his wee heart.
 
metaldams1978
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 SLIPP, if you were really going away, I say good for you, you made the right decision. You should've never come to the 24*7 board in the first place. You knew it would be nothing but trouble for you, yet you came anyway. You're your own worst enemy. The fact that you would wish all of those terrible things on us shows you take this all way too personally, and it's been proven time and time again in your case anger equals stupidity. I think this group of people is one of the most intelligent, and by the way they've acted towards me, kindest and most thoughtful group of people I've ever been associated with. That's why I stick around. I would say farewell but I know you'll be back soon enough.
 
ISLIPP
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 What are you guys talking about? I didn't say "I am leaving". Where are those words in that post?

THAT WASN'T EVEN THE POINT. The only other thing you got out of that post was something you shouldn't have gotten out of it. The point is that all the unpopular things I've done was because you built them up to be A LOT worse than they were when you first started harping on them. Like I said, you said I was insane, so I REALLY gave you insane. You said I was a liar, so I REALLY gave you a liar. Back during my wars with Squid, I used lots of anal-related insults, so he said I was anally fixated. So I REALLY gave him anally fixated. Since then, it was said that I had a thing for felatio, so I REALLY gave you a felatio-fixated person. I was getting the impression you WANTED those things from me, so I gave in. However, I NEVER acted on the "screwin' dead little boys" crap. I have my morals and standards that I won't compromise for ANYONE. Even despite all the compromising I DID do for you humanoids (Thank you, Bobby Heenan!), you dogpiled me all the worse. So obviously that wasn't the answer to dealing with all those insults. I probably should've left for good right after the unavoidable matzoh incident and never posted with any of you on any site ever again.

Now, maybe aside from the anal fixation crap, WHO, I ask you, WHO has even RECENTLY ADMITTED, just a few days ago, to starting all that crap? Your own, beloved Sick Dr. Joe. That's who. The defense rests.

REMEMBER- this is BESIDE the point of "He's leaving again" and the "It's DrJoe's fault" thing is only a PART of the picture.

If you think I said otherwise in this post, polish those reading glasses and go through this post again.
 
metaldams1978
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 You're already going back on your farewell post.

"Everybody has seen the end of me anyway. The Syndicate is dead. ISLIPP is dead." (Life without Christ is dead. Marriages without Christ is DEAD!)

"Th-th-th-that's all, folks!"

Sounds like the words of somebody who is leaving to me. For one split second, you had an ounce of sanity in you by deciding to leave, only to go back on it.....because it drives you crazy that there are people out there that don't like you. Face it SLIPP, it drives you nuts. Your "three way friendship" dream will never happen. Give it up, already. This you acting like what you have acted like because we say you are, (insane, a liar, etc.), is idiotic. You doing so would serve no purpose on your part and only make you and your case look worse, which is exactly what you've done. You're a hopeless case, SLIPP. Absolutely hopeless.




 
sickdrjoe
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 "I'm taking a week off."

BullsHit, you never left! Now you're your own priest! Yet ANOTHER post is now being furiously typed:

Rev John Clodner
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I am not Slipp. I found this place by accident. After a Google search. For, uh, "teenage boy bands." Uhmmm, a few weeks ago. I've kept quiet all this time because I don't have three hands; and I can't type, shift AND yank my meat at the same time.

So please, in Christ, allow this unwanted, psychotic, schizophrenic, boy-loving, morbidly infantile upright turd of a defective human called ISLIPP to post here and hold your tongues from speaking sharply to him. I say this to you in Christ and because I want to be nice and be your friend. How about a smile for ol' Rev John? C'mooooon!

So which one of you is the 15-year-old boy band singer? And do you have any pictures of yourself in, say, Speedos? In Christ, of course....I ask only out of innocent curiosity. Sayyyy - who wants an 'afterschool job'? Uhhh, in Christ. I pay top dollar for old smelly socks, shitstreaked BVDs, and logs of doody double-bagged in Glad-bags. I've also converted my basement at home into a, uh, Youth Activity Center. You could come by after classes. But, uh, call first so I can - get it ready for you.

C'mooon!


Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 9/23/02 12:14:04 am
 
sickdrjoe
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 Slipp is responsible, from what I've seen, for Meditran, Superstooge, the disgusting P Nis character, and a few others.
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Yeah, well, not that "The Rev" is fooling anyone, but you'd have to be able to access the hidden files of a now-dead board to even be aware of MEDITRAN - and SUPERSTOOGE hasn't existed anywhere in cyberspace since last January when the EZBoard system automatically deleted the files.

So let's see...that would make a minimum of 9 months you've been secretly stalking the regulars at these boards. I've told your boy Slipp to jam his mammy up the ass with a chair leg in Macy's front window roughly 500 times, and you simply quietly sat watching? And now you speak up in outrage?

Slipp, forget "a writing career". You're so vastly untalented, and otherwise ill-suited to the task, I doubt you could write convincing ad copy for cocktail napkins and matchbooks. Imagine getting a pizza delivered in a box besloganed with,


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 I don't know how to make pizza and NOT BE STUPID - what do you people usually eat anyway? Caviar? Cordon bleu? THAT'S why you don't buy from us!
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I'll stick with the P'Zone, thanks.

Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 9/23/02 2:14:24 am
 
Reverend Cadner
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 I would like you to know that I am NOT Islipp. Run an IP check on me, and it will turn out that I am not in Michigan.
I am sorry you don't believe me, Islipp, but I think you know, in your heart, that I am not Sickdrjoe. If not, I hope that you will come to see it in the future.
As for Sickdrjoe: I was not, unlike you, a message board addict. I was a rare poster. Does Stoogeking ring a bell to you?
I saw that you would not change. If you were alone, you would be less vile, and a little more intelligent. I saw that your insults were natural ones, and nothing that you would be greatly enraged over.
You went ballistic when Islipp, without merit, I might add, emailed you a letter in which he made light of cancer - whie YOU have labelled him a sexual pervert, a homosexual, and a 'weirdo' because he does not conform to your low standards. You assume (or claim to assume) that if someone isn't driven by sexual desire night and day incessantly, they are some kind of lunatic.
At the Comedy Three site, it appeared that nothing would change your minds, and I was, frankly, appalled at Islipp faking his mother, and suicide. Only recently, with your increased barrage and even deeper descent into sickening things, have I decided to speak out on this subject.

In His Love,
Rev. John Cadner
 
metaldams1978
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 "You went ballistic when Islipp, without merit, I might add, emailed you a letter in which he made light of cancer - whie YOU have labelled him a sexual pervert, a homosexual, and a 'weirdo' because he does not conform to your low standards."

Big difference, "Reverend." The cancer issue with sickdrjoe's ex is REAL. Mocking a real life situation that serious, (being walked on a dog collar in first grade does not qualify), is taking things too far. The sexual perversion stuff on SLIPP may or may not be true. If it is true, we have no proof, though he does truly show some type of psychotic tendency and I wouldn't put it past him. I can guarantee you that if SLIPP's mother, for example and God forbid, really had cancer, none of us would make light of that fact. We would also never seriously wish something like that. There are just some lines you do not cross. In that instance of making time with sickdrjoe's "cancer ridden girlfriend," SLIPP crossed the line.

A few months back, Steve Pigeon was giving out information that may or may not have been ISLIPP's real address. I stated that is taking things too far and sickdrjoe stated, (I'm paraphrasing), that SLIPP may be an idiot, but he's OUR idiot, and he basically echoed my sentiments. The point is to all of us this is just a game and we are all aware of the boundaries involved. SLIPP chooses to get truly angry about all of this when I've told him time and time again all he has to do is walk away. Time will then end the insults if he does so. The rest of us all like each other and will be within each others' company whether SLIPP is here or not. Therefore, SLIPP is the one who needs to walk away.
 
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Edited by: Steven J Pigeon   at: 6/19/05 17:22
 
sickdrjoe
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 Dams... this is Slipp.

Don't buy this obvious bullshit story.
"I couldn't even TALK to the demon!...I couldn't even OPEN MY MOUTH!!!"
 
 
 
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 By the Shroud of Turin! Do we see the arrival of the 'Holy Four' - ISLIPP, Reverend Cadner, Angillus and Herbolsheimer? By the compass of Cabrillo! What next?
 
Bruckman64
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 Slipp, again you're not making any logical sense. First you accuse us of maintaining and exaggerating a misconception of you; then you state you purposely lied, deceived, talked trash, etc. Has to be one or the other; it can't be both. Either you intentionally did these things, or we brought out the worst in you and amplified it. [Or else you're insane--that's the only other alternative label for anyone who lies, for example, then blames others for causing him to lie].

"May your real lives be plagued with the kind of person you made me out to be"

It already IS! For the love of Pete, if you're well-liked and repsected elsewhere, why in the name of all that is holy do you hang around here subjecting yourself to abuse? What the HELL is wrong with you? How many times we got to say it? Even if we here continue to laugh at your previous posts, if you don't know about it, it can't hurt you, right? This was your strategy when you indulged in your private wish-fulfillment scenario at Shady's a month ago--except a certain poster [name withheld] saw you at work.

The rest of your post is the same old same-old. "I'm the victim, the NFo and sickdrjoe are responsible for ruining my reputation, people harp on my bad qualities to the exclusion of my good ones" etc. Lock & load, boys.

Did anyone force you to pose as your mother? Pretend to commit suicide? Be gunned down by a homeless wino? The most considerater thing I can say is that constant combat with others, plus lack of sleep and perspective, caused you to lose your judgment and post such lies, but that still puts the onus of responsibility on your shoulders, Slipp. I truly believe that in times of stress you do suffer some kind of "blackout" episode, cessation of ethical perspective. Of course your ethics are, even at the best of times, fairly loosely constructed. You don't have a firm grasp of right or wrong and you lack any moral or ethical standards which might help you attain greater comprehension of right or wrong behavior. It's much too late to do anything about that in regards to posting with us, and you haven't learned anything from the experience that I can see; you don't even have the common sense which would tell you if a situation is stressful, avoid it. Your sense of victimization is about the most consistent characteristic in any of your personas--that and this sense of lost repsect.

This is an ethical breakdown, not a psychoanalytic one. I minored in philosophy and ethics, have little background in psych.

Slipp, just leave. You don't have anything to gain by staying here. No one is going to change their opinions of you. No matter how often you present yourself as well-adjusted, the facts of the matter--your persistence, your lying, your deceptive behavior--all speak of someone with cognitive inability. Even if you're telling the truth about having friends, being well-liked and so forth, your hostility [as brought out in your last paragraph] towards those you perceive as having wronged you says you have an enormous store of anger and frustration which you are unable to deal with in a rational manner.

Edited by: Bruckman64 at: 9/24/02 5:23:12 am
 
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 5:34 pm, 22 Sep 02
No. Everybody has seen the end of me anyway. The Syndicate is dead. ISLIPP is dead.


10:01 pm, 22 Sep 02
What are you guys talking about? I didn't say "I am leaving". Where are those words in that post?


A new world's record -4 hours, 27 minutes. Total and complete cave-in. I hate you, please love me.

SLIPP fever! Catch it! And die, shrieking spittle, in a straightjacket.





Edited by: sickdrjoe at: 9/24/02 6:20:23 am
 
Reverend Cadner
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 You people do have something of a point. It WOULD be best if Islip would leave.
Some of the members of the NFO aren't trying to get "villain of the year" award. Some are not wishing you dead, Islipp - but others - notably, Shepmisnumber1 (and perhaps Sickdoctorjoe), do.
I beleive, over time, that I might be able to change the more decent among you. But the violent spirits among you will make certain that does not occur.
For a while, Bruckmann seemed to be changing. But it was not long before he returned to the same position - due, no doubt, to orders from the NFOs "high command."
I wish, for your own sake, that you'd leave, Islipp. You'll never get back into the good graces of any of the NFO. I'm sure that they plot to have you banned from threestoogesne.t in the privacy of their clubhouse.
I know that they are doing wrong, but you've done wrong also, Islip .You need to leave, and get yourseldf a fresh start elsewhere - on a board where old posts are not spoken of.
The Puritans believed they could change the Church of England, but came to realize that they could not. The Separatists (Pilgrims) believed that they needed to leave England.
You are a Dissenter, Islipp, and the stooge boards and this one are your England. You've played the Puritan for long enough - they won't change. It's time to go somewhere else and forget about all this.
You are clearly a Christian, and a very orthodox one at that. How many people here are in any way Christians anywhere near your side of the scale? None.
Just leave, Islipp. There are dozens of boards never seen by these people. Go to them, and stay there. Pigs will fly before you're accepted, and these kind of people believe that they NEVER lose a debate. They are thickheaded, and no human reason will change them. Only God can change people so mired in their ways as the NFO.

In Christ,
Rev. Cadner
 
Dewey Cheatum
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 Hey "Rev".......stick it in your ear!!!
Save your preachin for Sunday School....not here!
If you...er I mean Slipp continues to post his fu*kin feel sorry for me bullsh*t,he will get abuse from "The Evil Ones!!
If you have a problem with that...TO FU*KIN BAD!!..STAY OFF THIS BOARD!!
 
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 Reverand, do you perhaps enjoy Chef Boyardee products with barbecue sauce added?
Have you tried communion wafers with spray-can cheese on them?
Velicimo! 


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 Hey "Reverend" Coltrane, I don't wish for Eric to die; I wish for Eric and all his personalities (including you) to die. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some work to do for my boss Satan (or as I affectionately call him "Lou").
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
 
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 >Reverand, do you perhaps enjoy Chef Boyardee products with barbecue sauce added?
Have you tried communion wafers with spray-can cheese on them?
Velicimo! <
LMAO! Brilliant!
 
Reverend Cadner
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 You admit it. You'd like to see him DEAD, because of some stupid posts he made, when, I don't doubt, you've made your fair share.
I remember some old posts during 9/11 on religion. You people went ape when he said something to the effect that only Christians will go to heaven.
It is a held belief in ALL religions that members of other faiths will go to hell.

You "correct" him on matters that you know nothing of. There is something "brilliant" for you.
 
 
 
shempisnumberone
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 Please bitch, I know more about various religions than all of your personalities put together.
"No time for the old in and out Love, I've just come to read the meter".
 
Reverend Cadner
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 You may know a little about several, but you know next to nothing about the intricate workings of them.
 
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 By the Beard of Barbarossa! ISLIPP, Alias Reverend (Kevin) Coxner, hath struck again! 

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Re: Rev. Cadner speaketh: Leave him in PEACE
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2006, 01:24:25 PM »
I forgot all about that one. All of this Slipp reading today is going to make me die laughing.
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish." - Unknown